ZombieTAMER:

Don't allow it bug you
Go attend to your STDs
I think it ought to be your priority now

Haba
Why all this are you guys having beef before this.
This is too much biko.

Cutezt:
Ermm, Ayam Cumming, lemme think about it.

lolz

ok
good for them.

op i didnt see *the two little black bird* on you list. *pawpaw is a kind of fruit* is not there.

op wan just make fp by force

fill in the gap.
happiness is a choice and sadness is a............ What?

NevetsIbot:
so,,... Do you still term me ajebo now?

lolz

hmm nop

NevetsIbot:
Ajebo wetin?

Pressing iron Wire, belt, knock and baad slaps na my daily manner back then.

lolz

NevetsIbot:
I've never been touched by a whip.

congratulation omo ajebo omo oyinbo..
A Nigeria parent train you and they never whip you.. Is that possible in Nigeria..

NevetsIbot:
errr. You inclusive

yea included in the *they*

gnykelly:

that was sarcasm.

ok

NevetsIbot:
Naija pikins don suffer mehn. Lol

i am telling you they really suffered..

gnykelly:

use proper English. 'half a dozen'.

edit it for me sir

NevetsIbot:
Recieve more tatoo.. Or you mean more koboko scars.

tattoo in form of wipe..

Stevengerd:
Ok. No Pee, How Has Ur Dey Been?

Bless God for life

Stevengerd:
The Face Seems Familiar. Do Stay In Lagos

mistaking ID

not at all sir.

and my family we are 6 girls...


Lemme go and tell my dad to do same like this man.. And recieve more tattoo

Stevengerd:
Em Doing Good. Wat About U? By The Way Ur Face Luks Familiar Tho!

thanks be to God sir.



familiar ko family ni...

Familiar from where?

Cutezt:
My gf then came to visit, we were in my room kissing then my aunt came into my room without knocking, we were not even in the same flat, I was living in a room outside, separated from all the other rooms and flats, she saw us kissing, thank God we haven't got down to the main thing yet, she just went back, went to the parlor, called me, and gave me a pack of condom (she is a nurse so they give them condoms to share to people for free), I was so embarrassed, I told her o wasn't doing anything, she said she knows, but I should just collect it incase, we'll, I collected my thing..

lolz

your aunt love you not only like.. But you still used the condom some other time right.

Naboo:
It's funny how this topic came up tonight of all nights. Anyways, mine happened tonight. After the office closed for the day. I had to stay behind to finish my kush. Unfortunately for me the boss came back. I was so fu cking terrified, knowing how I've been coming to slash girls at the office. Good thing, he didn't suspect I had just finished kushing because I had toothpaste (close up) .in my back pack. Lord knows the quantity of toothpaste I licked before I opened the door. To think I had to choose toothpaste over the mint gum in my bag. LOMA. Well, his biggest worry was that there was a girl in the office with me, and he had to search the entire office. I was just laughing and searching with him. If there's anything I've learnt tonight, it's always being good with the security men. If not for them, I will probably be sacked. They covered for me perfectly, even the northerner that I thought would ruin everything played his roll perfectly. PS :
Lala, please do not take this to fp. My boss might see it because he is a member of the forum.

lolzz

because of this lala will move this to fp..


My dad is a guest also he will see my own.. But i dont care.

Stevengerd:
Wahala In Wat Way. I Dnt Understand Mizly.

never mind


hope you good mr stev

Stevengerd:
Why Naw.

i dont wat wahala

Stevengerd:
How. Am Curious

story for another day...

My Tattoo is everlasting..

OgahBohz:
wen I ws caught with stashed porn videos...

at d age of 15...

my dad being a paramilitary man wan finish me with belt and koboko..

to worsen it, I couldn't share a tear ..it just kept motivating the man to hit me more..


little did he know that the first porn video I watched WS from his own stash ...in his wardrobe , at age 12 or 13, I never told him till now, but I will one day, perhaps wen I get married soon, I really wanna make him understand he fuked up too

like father like son

Stevengerd:
Hmm! Hope Its Nt A Setup

no it wasn't a setup

but i caused it and have to face the punishment..

Stevengerd:
Bt Are U Sure U Dnt Knw Anytin About It?

i cant answer this question oh...



But i was found guilt and was punished

non

When My Dad Found Condom In My Room




a teen with condom used one for that matter.. I was a dead rat that day.

firstking01:
HBD Lovelyn.....

hello
is her name lovelyn?

cc
lalasticlala
seun
mynd44
dominique
fynestboi

you can still show this pretty girl some love at least for loving kids from different family background.. Is never too last..


She might not have cake to display but her love for kids is unconditional..

Happy Birthday optional1 your love for kids is UNCONDITIONAL love
May God Almighty bless and anwers your heart desires. Amen

Happy Birthday once again dear..

Those kids are really happy..