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Family / Re: Advice Needed On Movement Restriction Of Grown Female Children. by MizRachel(f): 9:09am On Dec 08, 2014 |
aarabbunkum:All these 'talkings' that you pple are doing.. Diariss God ooo! Chai |
Family / Re: Female Or Male:Which Will You Like To Be Your First Child? by MizRachel(f): 1:22pm On Nov 19, 2014 |
Microflux:Lol,. you welcome.. wish you luck in your "girlfriend hunt".. because this girl here just wanna be on her own in this forum. |
Family / Re: Female Or Male:Which Will You Like To Be Your First Child? by MizRachel(f): 12:44pm On Nov 19, 2014 |
[quote author=Microflux post=28152875] boys only? 9ce pix can u be my E-girlfriend? Check my dp. I thought the post was about your "first child" .. and tnx.. yet, no tnx, why do you wanna have an e-girlfriend in the first place?? |
Family / Re: Female Or Male:Which Will You Like To Be Your First Child? by MizRachel(f): 12:29pm On Nov 19, 2014 |
male biko... cute handsome baby boys |
Family / Re: Can You Allow Another Woman To Breastfeed Your Baby? by MizRachel(f): 12:27pm On Nov 19, 2014 |
huh?? I could kill o |
Career / Dedicated To All The Teachers Out There...!!! by MizRachel(f): 12:21pm On Nov 19, 2014 |
He said the problem with teachers is, "What's a kid going to learn from someone who decided his best option in life was to become a teacher?" He reminds the other dinner guests that it's true what they say about teachers: Those who can, do; those who can't, teach..... I decide to bite my tongue instead of his and resist the temptation to remind the other dinner guests that it's also true what they say about lawyers. Because we're eating, after all, and this is polite company. "I mean, you're a teacher, Rachel," he says. "Be honest. What do you make?" ..... I wish he hadn't done that (asked me to be honest) , because, you see, I have a policy about honesty and ass-kicking: if you ask for it, I have to let you have it. You want to know what I make? I make kids work harder than they ever thought they could. I can make a C+ feel like a Congressional medal of honor and an A- feel like a slap in the face. How dare you waste my time with anything less than your very best. I make kids sit through 40 minutes of study hall in absolute silence. No, you may not work in groups. No, you may not ask a question. Why won't I let you get a drink of water? Because you're not thirsty, you're bored, that's why. I make parents tremble in fear when I call home. I make parents see their children for who they are and what they can be. You want to know what I make? I make kids wonder, I make them question. I make them criticize. I make them apologize and mean it. I make them write, write, write. And then I make them read. I make them spell definitely beautiful, definitely beautiful, definitely beautiful over and over and over again until they will never misspell either one of those words again.... I make them show all their work in math. And hide it on their final drafts in English. I make them understand that if you got this (brains) then you follow this (heart) and if someone ever tries to judge you by what you make, you give them this (the finger). Let me break it down for you, so you know what I say is true: I make a damn difference! What about you? |
Career / Dedicated To All Teachers Out There..!!! by MizRachel(f): 12:00pm On Nov 19, 2014 |
..He says the problem with teachers is, "What's a kid going to learn from someone who decided his best option in life was to become a teacher?" He reminds the other dinner guests that it's true what they say about teachers: Those who can, do; those who can't, teach! I decide to bite my tongue instead of his and resist the temptation to remind the other dinner guests that it's also true what they say about lawyers. Because we're eating, after all, and this is polite company. "I mean, you're a teacher, Taylor," he said. "Be honest. What do you make?" ........ I wish he hadn't done that (asked me to be honest) , because, you see, I have a policy about honesty and ass-kicking: if you ask for it, I have to let you have it........... You want to know what I make? I make kids work harder than they ever thought they could. I can make a C+ feel like a Congressional medal of honor and an A- feel like a slap in the face. How dare you waste my time with anything less than your very best...., I make kids sit through 40 minutes of study hall in absolute silence..... No, you may not work in groups. No, you may not ask a question. Why won't I let you get a drink of water? Because you're not thirsty, you're bored, that's why. I make parents tremble in fear when I call home. I make parents see their children for who they are and what they can be. You want to know what I make? I make kids wonder, I make them question. I make them criticize. I make them apologize and mean it. I make them write, write, write. And then I make them read. I make them spell definitely beautiful, definitely beautiful, definitely beautiful over and over and over again until they will never misspell either one of those words again. I make them show all their work in math. And hide it on their final drafts in English. I make them understand that if you got this (brains) then you follow this (heart) and if someone ever tries to judge you by what you make, you give them this (the finger). Let me break it down for you, so you know what I say is true: I make a damn difference! What about you |
Romance / Had A Fight? See The 11 Sexiest Way To Say "I'm Sorry" by MizRachel(f): 11:25am On Nov 19, 2014 |
1 – Do that thing where you kiss them and act like you’re stuck. Even say, “I’m stuck! And I won’t unstick until you accept my apology!” It will sound hilarious because your lips will be… stuck! 2 – Write a ridiculous poem. Make sure it rhymes. Search for words that rhyme with “sorry”. 3 – Make a list of the top 100 reasons you love them. What’s not on the list: the fact that they are forgiving. What is on the list: their sexy voice, how their eyes look when they’re tired, how hot they look shirtless… The more odd, tiny and specific, the better. 4 – Stick a picture of you two together in their bag and write on it “I LOVE YOU” — or the secret password you two have for “I love you,” or your nickname for them, or a reference to a random inside joke they probably had forgotten about but will laugh at now. 5 – Seriously just buy them something they’ve been wanting. This works especially for ladies. 6 – Write “I’m sorry” somewhere unexpected. Like, on a note on your fridge, on the mirror in lipstick, on your stomach, etc. 7 – Bake a big cake or cookie and write “I’m sorry” on it with icing. WHO can remain mad over a giant delicious cookie? 8 – Breakfast in bed. 9 – A single flower with a nice note. Did you know white violets symbolise “let’s take a chance on happiness”? 10 – Order their favorite take-out and bring it to them at work or have it delivered. If they’re still mad at you, just drop the food off and leave. But if they’re over it, stay for a nice little lunch for two! 11 – Write a song for them about how sorry you are. The worse it sounds, the better. Leave it on their voicemail or record it and email it to them. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: What Do Girls Gain In A Relationship Without Allowance Or Money From Their Bfs by MizRachel(f): 2:53pm On Sep 25, 2014 |
Aha! So where has the doctrine of 'no sex before marriage gone to'? .. Corrupt generation. Smh 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Are People Really Ugly? by MizRachel(f): 10:56am On Aug 01, 2014 |
I have always try to condition my mind to think that NO ONE is actually ugly.. and it has helped me thus far |
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