aarabbunkum:
Blessing, please we need to talk.

All these 'talkings' that you pple are doing.. Diariss God ooo! Chai

Microflux:
tankx 4 d question. I want to have an e-girl friend, becos am new here, and i hav an ambition of bcuming the mr nairaland nxt year, i dim it fit that i nid a female beside me to help me in the run. And when i check ur profile i can see what i nid in there. Beauty, intelligence, among odas. Tanx.

Lol,. you welcome.. wish you luck in your "girlfriend hunt".. because this girl here just wanna be on her own in this forum.

[quote author=Microflux post=28152875] boys only? 9ce pix can u be my E-girlfriend? Check my dp.
I thought the post was about your "first child" ..
and tnx.. yet, no tnx, why do you wanna have an e-girlfriend in the first place??

male biko... cute handsome baby boys

huh?? I could kill o

He said the problem with teachers is, "What's a
kid going to learn from someone who decided his
best option in life was to become a teacher?" He
reminds the other dinner guests that it's true what
they say about teachers:
Those who can, do; those who can't, teach.....
I decide to bite my tongue instead of his and resist
the temptation to remind the other dinner guests
that it's also true what they say about lawyers.
Because we're eating, after all, and this is polite
company.
"I mean, you're a teacher, Rachel," he says. "Be
honest. What do you make?" .....
I wish he hadn't done that (asked me to be honest)
, because, you see, I have a policy about honesty
and ass-kicking: if you ask for it, I have to let you
have it.
You want to know what I make?
I make kids work harder than they ever thought
they could.
I can make a C+ feel like a Congressional medal of
honor and an A- feel like a slap in the face. How
dare you waste my time with anything less than
your very best.
I make kids sit through 40 minutes of study hall in
absolute silence.
No, you may not work in groups.
No, you may not ask a question.
Why won't I let you get a drink of water?
Because you're not thirsty, you're bored, that's
why.
I make parents tremble in fear when I call home.
I make parents see their children for who they are
and what they can be.
You want to know what I make?
I make kids wonder,
I make them question.
I make them criticize.
I make them apologize and mean it.
I make them write, write, write.
And then I make them read.
I make them spell definitely beautiful, definitely
beautiful, definitely beautiful over and over and
over again until they will never misspell either one
of those words again....
I make them show all their work in math.
And hide it on their final drafts in English.
I make them understand that if you got this
(brains) then you follow this (heart) and if someone
ever tries to judge you by what you make, you give
them this (the finger).
Let me break it down for you, so you know what I
say is true:
I make a damn difference! What about you?

..He says the problem with teachers is, "What's a
kid going to learn from someone who decided his
best option in life was to become a teacher?" He
reminds the other dinner guests that it's true what
they say about teachers:
Those who can, do; those who can't, teach!
I decide to bite my tongue instead of his and resist
the temptation to remind the other dinner guests
that it's also true what they say about lawyers.
Because we're eating, after all, and this is polite
company.
"I mean, you're a teacher, Taylor," he said. "Be
honest. What do you make?" ........
I wish he hadn't done that (asked me to be honest)
, because, you see, I have a policy about honesty
and ass-kicking: if you ask for it, I have to let you
have it...........
You want to know what I make?
I make kids work harder than they ever thought
they could.
I can make a C+ feel like a Congressional medal of
honor and an A- feel like a slap in the face. How
dare you waste my time with anything less than
your very best....,
I make kids sit through 40 minutes of study hall in
absolute silence.....
No, you may not work in groups.
No, you may not ask a question.
Why won't I let you get a drink of water?
Because you're not thirsty, you're bored, that's
why.
I make parents tremble in fear when I call home.
I make parents see their children for who they are
and what they can be.
You want to know what I make?
I make kids wonder,
I make them question.
I make them criticize.
I make them apologize and mean it.
I make them write, write, write.
And then I make them read.
I make them spell definitely beautiful, definitely
beautiful, definitely beautiful over and over and
over again until they will never misspell either one
of those words again.
I make them show all their work in math.
And hide it on their final drafts in English.
I make them understand that if you got this
(brains) then you follow this (heart) and if someone
ever tries to judge you by what you make, you give
them this (the finger).
Let me break it down for you, so you know what I
say is true:
I make a damn difference! What about you

1 – Do that thing where you kiss them and act
like you’re stuck. Even say, “I’m stuck! And I
won’t unstick until you accept my apology!” It
will sound hilarious because your lips will be…
stuck!



2 – Write a ridiculous poem. Make sure it
rhymes. Search for words that rhyme with
“sorry”.



3 – Make a list of the top 100 reasons you love
them. What’s not on the list: the fact that they
are forgiving. What is on the list: their sexy
voice, how their eyes look when they’re tired,
how hot they look shirtless… The more odd, tiny
and specific, the better.



4 – Stick a picture of you two together in their
bag and write on it “I LOVE YOU” — or the secret
password you two have for “I love you,” or your
nickname for them, or a reference to a random
inside joke they probably had forgotten about but
will laugh at now.



5 – Seriously just buy them something they’ve
been wanting. This works especially for ladies.



6 – Write “I’m sorry” somewhere unexpected.
Like, on a note on your fridge, on the mirror in
lipstick, on your stomach, etc.



7 – Bake a big cake or cookie and write “I’m
sorry” on it with icing. WHO can remain mad
over a giant delicious cookie?



8 – Breakfast in bed.



9 – A single flower with a nice note. Did you
know white violets symbolise “let’s take a
chance on happiness”?



10 – Order their favorite take-out and bring it to
them at work or have it delivered. If they’re still
mad
at you, just drop the food off and leave. But if
they’re over it, stay for a nice little lunch for two!



11 – Write a song for them about how sorry you
are. The worse it sounds, the better. Leave it on
their voicemail or record it and email it to them.

Aha! So where has the doctrine of 'no sex before marriage gone to'? .. Corrupt generation. Smh

I have always try to condition my mind to think that NO ONE is actually ugly.. and it has helped me thus far