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The man of the people

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Rip.. Save jounery to d paradise

All dis 20 20 naira police no go hear

Buh dey shud ve called korede to go perform dere yesterday

Na God win for dem

Oga vp do well o

Upon all dey still made it.. "it takes a lot of courage to keep on moving"

1. She despises poverty, and more so of men who have low paying jobs: She easily get annoyed and abusive while dealing with poor men ( taxi driver, barrow pusher, e.t.c ). Her hatred of poverty reminds her of her own desperate circumstances at one time. Even though women are hypergamous by nature, most women don’t despise poor men as long as he is working to earn something. Pros titutes however see no ‘customer’ potential in such men.

2. She makes it a routine to request for something (maybe monetary) before giving you sex: This type of girls are so cunning in their dealing, when they first starts a date with a potential costumer, they will give you frequent great sex(they are very good in bed) without requesting anything in return at least for a week or less. When she has succeeded in blowing off your mind in bed ( that period you starts behaving like a small pikin) ,then gradually she reduce the fun ( to make you beg for it) to a reluctant transactional chore she performs for you only when you have done something for her first (usually something of monetary value). Sex now becomes a reward in the relationship.

3. She frequently uses the word Ashawo, slut and LovePeddler to describe her friends or women she doesn’t like: If you have been to a brothel and observe where pro stitutes quarrel or fight, one word you always hear them call themselves is “Ashawo” . This is because what they does in their life relives in their mind. She’s simply pr ojecting onto others what she has done and been called before by others.

4 . She openly tells you she doesn’t trust her friends around you , but still doesn’t want to leave them: Birds of same feathers flies together. She gets upset and paranoid(ask a lot of questions) anytime you tell her you met one of her girlfriends. She is only trying to protect her money making machine from her fellow tigers (they are all in same business). To her friends she will be like “go get your own maga Dam”.

5. She boasts and prides herself of her sexual skills and how men are attracted to her and also she is openly jealous of beautiful women: She knew that the only thing she is good at is sex, and she will always brag about it , like how all her ex are still calling and begging her because of it. She says all this to upgrade her low self esteem and to make you feel jealous of losing her while she milks you dry. If you are observant enough you will also notice her envy against younger and more beautiful women whom she tries to demean.

6. She tends to be usually ‘busy’ within the week without explaining what ‘busy’ is. ‘Busy’ is the code word for booked or reserved, a term commonly used by pro stitutes. A normal girl will rather tell you directly what she’s doing to postpone plans, instead of using the ambiguous, business-like ‘busy’ , when we all know she doesn’t work or go to school during the weekend.

7. She is known by multiple names among people. Her guy friends call her with different names, or she asks you to address her by a name which is not her real name. Also: she has multiple cell numbers. If your “Chizzy” is called as “Rossy” by some other guy and called as jessy by another, it means that those names are her work alias. Runs girls doesn’t want to be known by their real name to protect their identity. Multiple cell numbers are obvious: one is for personal or casual use, the other one is for official or ‘work’ (pro stitution) use.

8. you happen to find stuff like wigs of several colours, length and styles in her wardrobe: Who carries or keeps stuff like that? Only experienced professionals. Wigs are to camouflage her identity when in club house or other places she normally hangout to catch potential clients.

9. You observe she has some tiny (razor-like) markings close to her vagina: Professional runs girl ( just like professional armed robbers) often seek spiritual protections and pr osperity in their work. This diabolical protection is mostly done by cutting a slight fresh close to the vagina, through which concoctions are insert. Some of this works like a charm in a man once you get in, you can’t leave until you are milked dry, while some maybe for protection from ritualist , occultist e.t.c

10. She has a poor or average income, but she manages to afford a comparatively affluent lifestyle without family support. Who pays for it? Is she surviving on a financial loan?

11. She constantly reminds you of the things that she’s done for you: Especially of the sex she provided for you. What else can she do for you except provide her ‘special’ orifices for you on demand? For her you should be grateful for the skilled services she provided for you, since she has done a better job than what her competitors would her given you

12. Feel free to add yours

YOUR MOTHER IS NIGERIAN IF.......
1.When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies,
"Sorry for yourself!"
2.When you ask her where you should drop something and
she says, “Drop it on my head."
3.When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a
party.
4.When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she replies
you, “Why won't you have fever when you press phone
every day.”=))
5.When u say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.” and she
replies, “So d person that took first has two heads abi?”
6. When she takes d dstv remote to work, just to punish u.
7. When u are watching t.v wit her and then she sleeps off
and still doesn’t want u 2change d channel.=))
8. If when u tell her u are going to a friend's place and she
asks, ''When last did that friend come here to play with u.
9. Wen u say: Mum this food is not enough oo, and she
says reply, "Come and eat her join.
10. "When she tells you, "If I hear Peem, you will hear ween!
11. "When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth
or paper.
12. When with one look she tells you, "You will get the
beating of your life when you get home.
13. "When you say, ''I want to die!" And she says, ''You will
not die in Jesus name!
14. When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so you will
not kill me''.
15 .When she calls you from your room upstairs and then
sends you back upstairs to bring her purse.
16.When you ask her to help you with your homework and
she says, ''Go and meet your sister.'' You then say, ''So
Mummy you don’t even know it.'' And she replies, ''It is
your daddy’s family members that doesn't know it.''
17.When you ask her to refund the money you borrowed her
and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the
house nkor? Which money did you think was used in buying
them?''

Davido And Prezzo Get Erections Standing With Kenya's Sexy Vera Sidika
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Vera Sidika Is One Sexy Woman. Prezzo And Davido Get Erections Just From Standing Next To Her Derriere (PHOTO)

While trawling the internets for stories for you and yours, i came across a very interesting picture put up by my friend Joe Muchiri... Very interesting indeed. Especially given that a man noticed this fact. Well, when Vera met Davido, he was standing. Twice.
His uhm... member. Bleurgh! And for the record I lost at "Rock Paper Scissors" so I have to do this piece.
I informed my team however that being West African, Davido's just probably endowed. i should know. Being Igbo and all but I digress. Anyway, the fact that Joe Muchiri actually took notice of these pictures then took the time to explain what is off about them raises questions. Questions that I will ask the next time I meet him.
Anyway, here we go:

Davido And Prezzo Get Erections Standing With Kenya's Sexy Vera Sidika


.While trawling the internets for stories for you and yours, i came across a very interesting picture put up by my friend. Very interesting indeed. Especially given that a man noticed this fact. Well, when Vera met Davido, he was standing. Twice.
His uhm... member. Bleurgh! And for the record I lost at "Rock Paper Scissors" so I have to do this piece.
I informed my team however that being West African, Davido's just probably endowed. i should know. Being Igbo and all but I digress. Anyway, the fact that my friend actually took notice of these pictures then took the time to explain what is off about them raises questions. Questions that I will ask the next time I meet him.
Anyway, here we go:

:DI hope it works out.. If he no work u go hear am

Counter thread. Gbam!

Na only unilag dem go grant admission? W@ of all oda uni d@ it affected?

Yh. You garrit

Oh yes.. But w@ ma biz

The wind of change is blowing!

Bad belle everywhere!

Gbam! Respect to the legends

Defination of stupidity

Dey dun dey follow capenta cum from village

Defination of stupidity.


Cc lalasticlala

Baba is here, change will follow.

Spiritual child

The patient dog eat the fattest bone. Gbam!

WHY! WHY!! WHY!!!
I really don't know why the NEWS President Buhari rejected a
bullet-proof car worth about # 400m has gone so viral, is he the
first person to reject such a kind gesture? I rejected
$9,000USD golden wristwatch dat Cristiano Ronaldo
sent to me as a birthday gift few months ago, i even
rejected d small
car Bugatti dat is worth over # 64m dat Davido
also sent to me... So wat are we talking about, u can even try
me by sending me etisalat recharge card worth N1,000, just send it
to my Inbox(08182256299) me and see if I wouldn't reject it.
Try me first!

May u live long baba

Na everyday we go dey see new tin. Wonda sha nefa end.

Celeb n there problems

Indirectly dnt joke with "BUSINESS MEN"