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Crap of an excuse!

ogododo:
"They are using internet service providers in neighboring countries and not the ones in Nigeria" - presidential aide, Daniel Bwala, speaks on why security agents can't track terrorists who use social media


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwcdBLIOvY4



https://gazettengr.com/nigerian-terrorists-showing-off-ransom-on-tiktok-facebook-using-elon-musks-starlink-fg-unable-to-trace-them-presidency/

Congratulations, but sorry, "One who's being properly bleeped can always be re-bleeped;" Bros don buy market!

Celebrityblog:
Wow!



https://www.instagram.com/p/DR1r62pjB-G/?img_index=3&igsh=MW9ucXphNXltNzRpNg%3D%3D

She may be catching cruise then but her posts have come back to hunt her and embarrass her husband.

It's not everything one should post on social media.

This is the highest level of sarcasm; Englishman vote black woman as PM; a story for the feeble-minded. Please, do as Gordon Brown, a Scottish what happened at the General Elections. Our girl just dey warm seat while they hunt for a suitable candidate come elections.

Boris Johnson...you know what your people are capable of; stop playing to the gallery!

quote author=BlackViper post=137692164]

https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2025/12/04/boris-johnson-declares-nigeria-has-sent-uk-its-future-pm-kemi-badenoch/[/quote]

What stupid joke is this? What a person eats has to be debated in the House of Assembly. These guys are taking us for a long and boring ride...isn't there something more beneficial to the populace than the aforementioned? Mtcheew, buffoons!

quote author=Marvieduke post=137676130]Essien Nduese, a media aide to Governor Umo Eno of Akwa Ibom State, posted the details of Tuesday’s plenary on Facebook.



https://www.facebook.com/share/19uGAhf1LY/[/quote]

Welcome to the feelings of your constituents, you selfish, ricalsitrant, narcissistic so-called law makers. Mtcheew to you lot!

quote author=ogododo post=137614906]

https://dailytrust.com/police-withdrawal-from-vips-our-lives-in-danger-lawmakers/[/quote]

Hypocrisy, or non-performing ones like the one Nigeria is riddled with? Nonsense Body!

Mtcheew to nonsense!

uote author=Omalicious1 post=137630846]

But why don't you suspend sit-tight presidents?[/quote]

The last countries ECOWAS suspended, how far? ECOWAS is, but a barking toothless bulldog with nothing to offer.

Pakute:
https://businessday.ng/news/article/ecowas-suspends-guinea-bissau-after-military-takeover/

What a big fat joke? Where's Gumi?

wediehere1:
Kanu was handed a life imprisonment sentence for Counts 1, 4, 5 and 6 of the seven-count charges instead of a death sentence, while he was handed a 20-year jail term for Count 3 without option of fine and 5-year jail term for Count 7 without an option of fine.

"Life is sacred to God, so despite I am not persuaded, I must temper Justice with mercy, the terms are to run concurrently." - Justice Omotosho

https://thewhistler.ng/breaking-court-sentences-nnamdi-kanu-to-life-imprisonment-out-of-mercy/

Celebrityblog:
https://www.instagram.com/p/DQbhxkiClcS/?img_index=1&igsh=cXVhazJ3YTI1OTE0

44 is old my sister; if your mum had gotten married at 44, you'd be 12. Please, let's leave this God matter; the guy just wanted to do you a favour. Thank him!

Celebrityblog:
https://www.instagram.com/p/DQbhxkiClcS/?img_index=1&igsh=cXVhazJ3YTI1OTE0

44 is old my sister; if your mum had gotten married at 44, you'd be 12. Please, let's leave this God matter; the guy just wanted to do you a favour. Thank him!

Glimpsetv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WoAimzqwT8?si=cbhxGsp8u8n1bHSY

Help a woman at your own peril...my opinion!

If you and your partner are in synergy with each other, you need not be worried about any of these let alone be scared. There are great and happy marriages out there; the greedy ones mess up marriage. I can honestly tell you I know many a man, including me having a blissful marriage. God created it, it should be enjoyed brothers.

quote author=ebubeson post=137119050]Which of These Options Scare You Most in Modern Day Marriage?

(a) Paternity Fraud.
(b) Cheating in Marriage
(c) Disrespect
(d) Fiance or Fiancee Sleeping with EX/Someone before wedding day.
(e) Spending your hard-earned money on the wrong person.
(f) Deceit.
(g) No true love in many people.
(f) Past body counts.

We have good marriages anyway.[/quote]

He's a pastor, what do you think?

quote author=SmartPolician post=137109710]Godswill Akpabio is probably the best governor of Akwa Ibom State since 1999. At least Akpabio built several world-class projects in the state, while Udom Emmanuel established Ibom Air. Governors are now receiving our subsidy money, what's Govenor Eno doing with theirs?[/quote]

Yeah, hypocrisy in the highest order. Nigeria sucks!

[quote author=nlfpmod post=137097169]Presidential aide, Bayo Onanuga has given reasons why President Tinubu gave Maryam Sanda a presidential pardon after she killed her husband.



https://www.thecable.ng/full-list-drug-offenders-illegal-miners-fraudsters-among-175-pardoned-by-tinubu/

Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/8537633/tinubu-grants-maryam-sanda-presidential


Sowore reacts:



https://x.com/YeleSowore/status/1977088596864565672?t=OI9LcUCw6kUZLq6QSwaKkQ&s=19[/quote]

...and the moral of this cow dung is...? Guy, get some maturity, it's free. In this economy, you are thinking "shite"!

I am going to say this stuff and most guys will probably relate with it.

You may have noticed it too. But if you have not, as I describe this you'll understand it once.

So, when we just gained admission newly and resumed school, for most of us we just want to get the best grades.

But not just grades sha.

I personally made a vow that I'll have my first serious girlfriend from 100l.

My goal was that we could grow together from there and probably get married someday.

Don't blame me, your boy was young and naive then.

Most girls in 100l with us then just won't date us.

I mean some did but never anything serious.

Their eyes were rather on the senior students. These girls were going with guys in 300l and 400l students.

Omo, senior men wey we dey respect as guys naim these girls dey call 'baby'.

100l was tough.

You will toast this girl today and both of you'll be feeling it and the next day same girl will break up with you.

Not that you did anything o. Na senior student Don toast her be that.

Now here's the problem. It's 6 years after and we are in 400l.

We are now the 'highest' in the school.

And the obvious now is some of these girls are now trying to cling to us.

It's funny now sha. Person wey dey feel like say dem no fit look your side a few years ago now wan dey follow you package stuff.

Unfortunately, me no too send them again. Fresh babes are coming in every year and they seem better, look more eager and tends to demand less.

So why would I leave such for my mate who dem chew for my front and she's still demanding something serious?

I also think this same thing happens in the real dating world.

These girls in their younger age will go after matured men leaving boys in their age groups.

A few years later, these boys will catch up and the girls will want to come back but then younger girls go don already dey.[/quote]

Is the 1 billion naira loan going to cover the rehabilitation of the Makurdi-Naka road that has been a death trap for decades? Any so-called "Man of God" who joins active Nigerian politics has sold his soul to that fellow God dispelled from heaven...my opinion though!

Now she covers her face...hmm! When her husband ran this country down she was never dressed like this. Nothing dey permanent for this life make we take life easy.

How perfect is your use of punctuation marks? Write something a little lengthier, then we judge! Our "over-sabi" must be curtailed for crying out loud.


quote author=justi40 post=136602521]Please spell words correctly when you post, and try to use perfect grammar and punctuation.[/quote]

Interesting post, my prayer let some husbands not unleash venom on their wives due to this classic case of sarcasm.

Reminds me of the so-called "21st century hospital [charade] in Uyo, Akwa Ibom State by Akpabio. These guys think we're too daft to understand their ploy. God dey!

[quote author=Chilipepper post=135592437]Young couple shares their pre-wedding photos alongside with their traditional Marriage invitation card.

What in the name of all that's holy do these ones know about marriage? This is a joke and a travesty.

I see divorce loading when responsibility sets in...as a parent, I don't approve the union, my opinion though.

One should ask, why is she single in the first place. Most women think the man is unimportant until he walks out of the marriage. I know a friend whose wife (with three male children) sent him packing because she was the one that paid the house rent that year. Guy man left, now .... regrets everywhere, but guy man has moved on. He sees his children often, but got nothing for the auntie. He's at present filing for divorce. Word of advice for married women, it's not always green on the other side, there's no issue that married couples can't resolve if there's love in that marriage...my opinion!

I'm sure you've heard of epididymal hypertension; when you accumulate spasm for long you suffer from this version of hypertension; though it disappears after a while, but quite painful while it lasts. I see nothing wrong with masturbation. Good question, females who self-service, what happens to them? If your mind tells you avoid it, I suggest you most probably should. On its own, it's harmless. My humble opinion - like it or loathe it!

dinachi:
How come masturbation only affects men but not women? Millions of Nigerian girls use dildos and vibrators to masturbate. How come they are not affected? Somebody explain to me why and how?

Na so I see them! I'd thought an academy was to groom young talents for the future. Boys/girls who would leave the shores of this country and ply their trade in foreign lands. The images of persons jubilating here defy academy products; these na delusional, opportunistic 20-something year olds who are too lazy to get themselves jobs and become meaningful to themselves and the society at large. Tomorrow they would come crying that an agent don scam them, collect money give them fake documents to travel abroad go play football.

Na so one "Academy" dey for my neck of the wood - Chimex Academy - na old men full am. I think the word "academy" should be redefined to accommodate these retirees. This write-up, is, but my humble opinion.

Curious346:
I think the student is football academy are too old. I was expecting to see kids between 6 years old to 10 years old

How many of these students wrote the so-called exams devoid of aids from their various Miracle Centres? WAEC/WASSCE na scam and useless body! My opinion!


quote author=Matrixliveng post=131470091]

https://www.tvcnews.tv/2024/08/waec-announces-release-of-2024-wassce-result-for-schools/[/quote]

Good point! images, not the issue, the issue is how you treat those images.

Pentecostal Christians easily jump at Catholics and call them idolaters. These same people have pictures of their Daddy GOs round their necks, have fliers of yesteryears on their front doors for protection against evil forces. What about pieces of clothing the call mantle? Aprons, nko? Abi we never see these things. They claim that with these items, no harm can befall them. A classic case of hypocrisy completely shrouded in ignorance brought about my countless hours of brainwashing sessions called weekly church programmes.

Images that remind one of God's holiness is idolatry, but those that propagate the mortality of a fellow men/women is divine instruction from Daddy and Mummy G.O! You hang another man picture for protection, this same man goes about with fully-armed security personnel in bulletproof driven vehicles.

It's only that knows his true worshippers. Let's live and let live!

PHIPEX:
Pictures are actually an image, I agree with him. The intent of the command is worshipping an image. If the instruction is simply "do not make an image" then the whole world is guilty because we all snap pictures, 3D images, print posters and watch televisions. These are all images.

His example is also apt, why did God tell Moses to mould a snake, which Jesus himself referenced as an example of how He will be lifted up for all men to believe? Will Jesus reference idolatry as himself?

Congratulations to the Labour Party; always my Party! There is no General Elections that a-non Englishman can win. It's a tradition! Gordon Brown (a Scotsman) bamboozled Tony Blair out of office, went for General Elections, lost abysmally. I never saw the Conservatives winning this one. If you check, the incoming PM is also Anglican. Blair won as Anglican, after stepping down converted to Catholicism. PM at General Elections in the UK= being Pure Englishman and Anglican. Congratulations to the Labour once again! I hope the bring about the desired change in that country because UK don "gbaje."

V quote author=HonNL post=130801939]'You fought for it, you voted for it and now it has arrived... change begins now' - Incoming PM, Starmer



Sky News



BBC News

I am sorry: Outgoing UK PM, Sunak concedes defeat[/quote]

Use pressure pot. It is no rockect science.




quote author=Fafesot post=130119462]Good day Nairalanders, I have a little problem. I bought some cowskin(ponmo) few days back. They are not so soft, at least to my satisfaction. I've been soaking it in water since I bought it but no significant change has happened. Are there ways I can make them soft? I mean very soft. Are there things I can add to it. Your responses are highly appreciated.[/quote]

Marriage as a whole is inconsequential.


quote author=Odewaleadesoye post=130122175]

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Fear women

My Zaith iPad Model z21116G (same as pictured, but different model) needs a new calibrator after its original got bad four years ago. I live in the FCT and I've gone to repairers in Suleja, Kubwa Village Market, Dutse Market and Computer Village, but my beloved iPad can't be salvaged. I'll be glad if there's anyone who can fix it or point me in the right direction. Thank you very much in great anticipation!

My Zaith iPad Model z21116G needs a new calibrator after its original got bad four years ago. I live in the FCT and I've gone to repairers in Suleja, Kubwa Village Market, Dutse Market and Computer Village, but my beloved iPad can't be salvaged. I'll be glad if there's anyone who can fix it or point me in the right direction. Thank you very much in great anticipation!