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formular760:
Last year December i made a resolution with God that I’d have my own place.

This year I finally saved the required amount and here’s a one room apartment and this is my first bachelor meal .

Better days ahead i pray

Epic! Forward ever for you; you just have to stay focused. Well done!

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Help Out Please![/quote]You know what you want, yet you're bugging our behinds.

Must we eat every creature caught?

Men, African men (and cultures/religions that allow polygamy) are polygamous by nature; therefore, a man can marry more than one wife. The issue I have though with men who "cheat" is that, they are not interested in a second wife, they just want to have their cake and eat it. C'mon guys, open up, marry as many you fancy and maybe those you self-service at the thoughts of them. Woman on the other hand are inhibited by tradition to be predatory like their male counterparts. Has anyone ever wondered why cheating married women in some cultures end up dead while the cheating male goes scot free? It's a man's world, that's just the reality.

What a deaf donkey?!

It is a scam! A teaching job interview at a plaza is not real; what happened to going to a school where she could have an opportunity for micro- teaching?

Please, tell your wife to stay clear and thank me later.

eddyvilla:
My wife applied many months back and she was asked to pay money. Now she did not apply and have gotten another invite. Anybody with experience with them.

The expensive joke from this kunu- drinking herder president continues. Bastard!

100 naira - RAZOR

My dear sister, I am sorry to say that you have fallen into the classic case of the gullible humans I know; Catholics are not Christians? Haba nah? What pastor taught you that? Tell you what! I married a Methodist, she accepted the Catholic faith without duress; we've been happily married for ten years. You actually DO NOT LOVE THIS GUY; or better still, if you marry this guy you would want to control his every move. What's this Born Again crap anyway? You know what? The humans who have dubbed me introduced themselves to me as pastors. Shine your eye, you may be throwing away someone precious all in the name of CHURCH. What is the name of this church if I may ask?

I registered for the National Identity Card on 6th June, 2016; after paying 50 naira, I got a slip with my NIN. My questions, where's the id Card? What does it take to produce a plastic id Card? Almost five years down the line I haven't gotten my ID card, and this bloody, clueless and inconsequential government is trying to put us through some silly stress. As Nigerians, we, who did register ages ago should be demanding our National ID cards, not this draconian approach they are using to compel people to do the unnecessary. We need our ID cards...silly government. . We don tire!

No one is worth helping these days. You want to start a business, please do it yourself, if not, don't bother. People ain't what they seem to be.

Nonsense, frightened idiots. They want their own stooge to help them rig as usual. Just out of curiosity though, does this guy want to be both minister and senator? "GREED and the classic case of an 'urchin' who got lucky" - the story yet to be told.

If Britain feels so strongly about the bigot's abuse of power and disregard for the courts, why do they welcome him when he goes running to England for one useless thing or the other? If they want to play fair, and if the International Community means well for this country, Buhari and his gang should be done a "Mugabe ". Until then, all I'm reading from them is utter uselessness.

spiceadole:
They will soon arrive...

"How can a woman lodge in a hotel alone? "
"No responsible woman stays in a hotek"
"She deserves to die.. Olosho. "
"Why didn't she stay in her house"


Waiting for this gang

You know what is funny? When some people open the shithole on their faces, poop actually comes out. Wow! What a despicable and inhuman thing to write. Even if the victim was your worst enemy, I bet name calling wouldn't be the best way of going about it to vent your stupid anger. In this case, the victim is completely unbeknownst to you and the best you can do, you feeble-minded, classic case of rustic stupidity is name calling. Shame on you! See, the thing with life is, what you dish out comes back to you eventually, if not you, your children and so on and so on. But as stupid as you are, I bet you have impregnated all the mad women in your area, that your scrotum has run out of sperms to spare for a decent woman (not that any decent woman would touch you with a very long filthy pole, let alone letting you into that region). Mumu. The victim was known to me...a decent and loving mother who has left behind some very lovely children, dedicated and diligent lawyer who was at the peak of her career until that embecile cut her life short. My friend, mind what you say...you never know who might be reading and it could hurt...right now it does hurt to read such crap from you. "A word," they say, "is enough for the wise."

With fake nails and excessive makeup, which man in his right senses will want to marry this one. She hasn't gotten married yet, but she keeps long, artificial nails; what guarantees are there that she would be ready to let go of them for any man. I laugh in Greek! Biological clock ticking real fast...sorry, oh!

Is this guy for real? Now see what our beloved country is going through - an uneducated eejit who rose through the ranks (only God knows how) and now another uneducated guy made him the IGP. Haba now, aren't there better, more eloquent and educated senior police officers in this country that the president went to some village and dragged this one out? Life is surely not fair, an educated man in the NPF would not be saying "shauwn sir" to this transmission riddled guy...na wa for life!

When I read certain comments, definitely written by feeble-minded individuals, I just smile - "Catholics are closer to moslem and hell," some buffoon commented. Catholics have the cross and other images of Jesus, Mary, pictures of the saints they revere - these are images of people who had walked this earth and were exemplary to people of their generation and every Catholic strives to imitate the way they led their lives - is that considered to be a crime? These days, the so-called New Generation Christian Churches (with their Daddy/Mummy G.Os) have pictures pictures of the Daddy/Mummy G.Os hanging on their necks, they have stickers of all sorts religiously glued to the doors and trunks of their cars, some even walk the streets clad in ridiculously colourful apron...what are we talking about. Catholics don't go about chastising them because we mind our business. The nut case burnt a cross, who gives a rat's bum-bum about that? Leave the Catholic Church out of this, please and address why a "normal" human will burn a piece of wood and post it on the internet. Catholic and very proud.

Getting a First Class in Western Universities is ABSOLUTELY EASY for anyone who has gone through the rigor of Nigerian schools. Their system of education there is so relaxed that, with one's eyes closed, one can get a first class a thousand times over. By the way, what is the big deal with first class from some university in the UK? A first class from a Nigerian university makes more sense to me, so kudos to those who have, with all the rigor, stress of Nigerian universities were able to make first class here back home. If you doubt me, pray for a scholarship and get into any university out there and you would see that schooling in Nigeria no bi beans! After all, Billy my pink and green pet rabbit got a first class in Medicine from some "unknown" university in the UK some years ago; so what's the big deal, huh?

Na wa oh! See wetin age come do these women, haba now, dem old pass the man sef. When these women's biological clock gave them the danger signs I am sure they were busy flexing, now the want marry a man their son's age. It's okay...can this guy feed these hungry-looking hags? I pray for you my brother.

One question for this very sick woman (I presume she is still menstruating). What does she do when she is menstruating, insert a banana in her cunt or what? I am just curious. I know some women may say that she uses tampons, but please, she still needs to put on some form of underpants for crying out loud!

What exactly is the significance of this madness? I think, certain priorities are misplaced and this definitely is one of them. Yes Akwa Ibom @30 is a great feat...why didn't the commissioner himself be painted orange? Stooges, stooges everywhere!

Beating up that young lady would not solve anything...the lady is FAT, she should lose some weight and maybe her husband would not cheat on her. What man would want to sleep with a sack of potatoes in the name of a wife?

This is no issue...for the sake of all that is holy, no one is forcing anyone to study anything. Can we do our findings before we press further the panic button?

Very good one, I must confess. Another one I would like to add to the list is "DECAMP" instead of "DEFECT." Most Nigerians, including several OAPs and some educated ones are fond of saying, for instance, "15 APC members decamped to PDP yesterday." decamping is totally different from defecting...so, it should be, "15 APC members defected to PDP yesterday."

What is wrong with freedom of expression, including dress code? Atrocities happen throughout Ugandan and nothing happens, this then....abegi, hypocrites, give me a f*cking break!

What is wrong with having a working drainage system? It's a shame on the Government of Delta State! If that is Asaba (supposedly a planned city), then what is expected in the rural areas where people build indiscriminately?

The owner of that dog got to be given some education pertaining to how animals behave...animals do not mate unless they are on heat; an animal cannot, I repeat, cannot rape another animal. If that bitch of yours was not ready for mating, the male dog would not have nothing to it no matter how hard it tried; so please, don't air your dirty linen of stupidity and ignorance in public by coming out and posting something outlandish as, "my dog was raped;" you dey craze for nyash or wetin be your own?

You see, thinking with one's dick is dangerous; you should have used your head instead. Deal with the mess since you got yourself into it. There is a saying amongst my guys though and it goes thus: "once properly f**ked can always be re-f**ked;" so you nightmare is just beginning bros, live it and enjoy it

It's just wonderfully amazing how a girl comes out in public to blatantly call herself a LovePeddler; wonders shall never end! What this lady is telling the whole wide world is that she literally sleeps around with everything that has something sticking in between his legs. Congratulations young lady and all the best sleeping around; if I may ask though, what happened to that little fellow called DIGNITY?