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In Tiv Land this a delicacy for VVIP; no joke. For a Tiv man, this is the utmost respect. For me, add some sauce to it; I go manage am so🕺🕺🕺🕺

Preciousgirl:
Are you eating it or not? Why?

You to-be inlaws Gladly offer you this meal:

Reminiscing the FREE TV Lai Mohammed launched in 2015/2016. Bunch of fledgling scammers.

Islie:
https://leadership.ng/federal-govt-to-launch-digital-tv-offers-households-free-access-to-100-channels/

The story continues; first or so I think, a retired General from Katsina State, then this! We still have to complete our nonsensical tenure. Nigerians should wake up and kick this clueless occupant of Aso Villa out come next year... The country is bleeding, for crying out loud!

BlackViper:
https://saharareporters.com/2026/06/12/freed-victim-claims-kwara-traditional-ruler-died-bandits-captivity-despite-n21million

You dey sample Dem abi? Rhetorical question, na Dem worse pass. Before you know, their boyfriends will become your tenants, and more importantly, you could be running a brothel devoid of the monetary benefits...🤣🤣🤣

Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!!



Glad all my tenants are young women they can’t overpower me😅😅😅

All these mushroom churches should be investigated and their leaders jailed; most are fraudsters or native doctors in suits. The mayhem these creatures have caused, ranging from snatching people wives to scattering homes all in the name of deliverance, no be here. Anyway Sha, na NAIJA we dey; everything things, and we go jam most of them where the final destination is for everyone... "Judgement Seat of God"! I be Jainist, I don't care...the fake ones should be arrested!

autoez:
95% of pastors in Nigeria are fake. True/false?

Hypocrite...you know your people, corrupt SOBs...we shall record them. Go and hug a transformer, for all I care!

Chenu60:
VIDEO: IGP Disu Warns Against Recording Police On Duty For Content Creation



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRfmDoiuBIE?si=7IGMh7ddHXU33l6a

What about single guy banging his hoe and the latter disturbing the peace at midnight??🤬🤬

Backlinker01:
Nosey neighbors
Loud neighbors
Dirty neighbors
Inconsiderate neighbors
Neighbors who don't pay bills that affect others i.e water bills.
Landlord/landlady staying in the same house.

Your allusion to the biblical figures you mentioned who refused to bow is a lil bit myopic, out of place and extremist. The biblical figures were coerced, this young man wasn't; I believe they went on an excursion, and parental consent was required and granted; the organised, I believe may have sensitized the group, parents too. This young man's behavior is uncalled for, and should be condemned. He should have stayed back with his parents instead of going to show such blatant and brazen disrespect at a place of worship.

I condemn extremism. Imagine his age...we should be worried and weary of what we instil in our children.

jesusjnr2020:
Reminds me of Shedrach, Meshach, and Abednego refusing to bow to the golden image erected by King Nebuchadnezzar. Daniel 3:16-18

In this case though, he was the only one of all his fellow scouts that refused to bow down in the mosque.

Everyone else did to show he wasn't one who followed the crowd but ready to stand alone if need be.

Only God knows what was going through his mind and his thoughts that made his defy the order and not bow as the others.

He is a modern day example of what the world and even the church direly needs today.

Men of standard as Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, who would not bow to any other god even if everyone else does.

God bless.

What an IDIOT!

Go to Akwa Ibom State and asked how that Albino governor is fairing with his civil servants.

Bomboklad!

Kuginzi:
By Matthew Atungwu


https://dailypost.ng/2026/05/30/im-happy-states-no-longer-struggle-to-pay-salaries-tinubu/

Guy, you paid the bride price; you can't return what you had paid. When you return her to her parents, they return the bride price to you!

I keep advising young guys looking for wives, get her pregnant first, then do the needful, but una dey carry "born again for head" like say una never knack before...Now we're reading a story that touches the heart!

Oga, do wetin you want do, already your mind is made up; you're just here wasting our time. If you desire another woman, get her pregnant first before thunder go strike twice in one location. Shalom!

Privateworld:
I did traditional marriage may 2024 and this month makes it two years now. My main issue is my wife hasnt put to bed and i dont have patience anymore. I want a child and i dont want to be disrespectful by having an affair while been in marriage. I want to return her bride price and look for someone else.

I need advice on the how to go about the process of returning bride price. She is a calabar girl and I'm from Adamawa .

Guy, you come first, the children will be fine. If she succeeds in sending you to your early grave (God forbids), the children will be fine. Quietly let her be and be there for the children, foodstuff, school fees (buy the food and pay fees directly to the school); starve her of physical cash, and see the narrative taking a different twist. Unfortunately, someone is playing the drum she is dancing to its beats. He eyes go soon open when the drummer suddenly stops drumming.

Ameduedwin:
Good afternoon house, I will like to be brief here.

I am about to take my wife home to her parents even though her both parents are dead, I married this lady 2019 with two kids, fast forward to 2020, immediately this lady delivered her first child, she changed, started misbehaving, talking back at me, with insult, nagging and all sort of aggressiveness towards me.

I call some few members of my family to come and talk to her, after talking it didn't yield useful result, in many case, this girl doesn't want me to touch her sexually, I have to manage her like that for seven years now, but now I have fed up with her character and I have decided to take her home to her parents house.

As of now nobody in her mother's room now, the room is under lock and key, and only their step mother that is in the compound for now.

My worries is my children, am I not exposing them to some danger of any kind? As for my wife she doesn't fill remorse at all, she have already started preparing her belongings to travel maybe because she knew my children are so glue to me, she thinks I can't send them home.

What did you advice me to do in this case. Thanks you all..

True talk; this and many others. Congratulations to Hull City though.

GanagiBitrus:
Congrats Hull City
Congrats Semi Ajayi

Next Season, na dis kind teams Arsenal go take dey gather 6points with home & away wins.

Bullocks!

fergie001:
Bashir Ahmad

Bayo Onanuga replies his post

Special Adviser on Information & Strategy to President Tinubu

What about the lady preparing the meal at home in the first place? Some guys dey try... Both of them ain't serious; such an amount can cook a decent meal to be eaten over a few days at home. Wetin me I sabi sef? I'm just passing by.

wildcatter23:
RELATIONSHIP IS NOT FOR THE WEAK🤦🤦

I went to a restaurant this evening to get food for my girlfriend.

After getting the food and just as I was about to leave, I saw two lovers arguing.

I asked the girl what the issue was, and she explained that they had also come to get food.

Their bill was supposed to be ₦8,300, but the waiter mistakenly charged them ₦7,800, which the guy paid.

As they were about to leave, she noticed the mistake and told her boyfriend to go back and pay the remaining balance, but he refused.

That disagreement eventually led to their breakup.

Is that enough to warrant a breakup?

What do you guys think?

Was the lady loyal to the guy?

I hope you're serving your prison term in spirit and in truth whatever prison you find yourself.

Sonofgod1990:
I was a Catholic before God arrested me



West Ham 1 vs arsenal 0

This definitely is a joke! You call this a bridge? This a death trap. Where are their Rep., Senate Members?

NewsMan1:
Posted by Marshal Akad // NewsMan - PH

The Methodist Church Nigeria, Diocese of Ikot Abasi, has drawn attention to the deteriorating state of the Atan Ikpe Bridge in Edemaya Clan, urging urgent but measured government intervention to avert further hardship for residents and road users.

The concern formed part of a communiqué issued at the end of the 34th Annual Diocesan Synod of the church, held from April 23 to April 26, 2026, at Methodist Church Nigeria, Atan Ikpe.

Presided over by the Diocesan Bishop, the Right Reverend Usen S. Akpanenua, alongside the Lay President, Elder Engr Uwem Akpan, and the Synod Secretary, Very Rev Dr Uwem Ekanem, the gathering brought together clergy and laity from across the Diocese.

In the communiqué, the Synod specifically praised ongoing development efforts by the Akwa Ibom State Government as encapsulated in the ARISE Agenda, but noted that the condition of the Atan Ikpe Bridge has become a source of concern to the people, as it continues to affect movement, commerce and daily life in the area.

The church appealed to the state government to give attention to the bridge in order to ease transportation challenges and support economic activities within Edemaya Clan and the wider Ikot Abasi Local Government Area.

The Synod also raised concerns over the prevailing economic hardship in the country, pointing to the rising cost of food, transportation and basic services, and called on government at all levels to take practical steps to address the situation.

It further decried the poor electricity supply in Ikot Abasi despite the presence of power infrastructure in the area, urging improved distribution to boost local productivity.

On national issues, while commending the Federal Government for the ongoing reforms, the church called for peace, justice and unity, urging leaders to remain accountable and responsive to the needs of the people. It also advised political actors to embrace issue based engagement as the country approaches another election cycle.

The Synod commended the Prelate of Methodist Church Nigeria, His Eminence Dr Oliver Ali Abba, for his leadership and for setting a timely theme for the conference, while also noting the significance of the Methodist Theological Institute, Ibaka, as a step towards strengthening ministerial training.

Meanwhile, the communiqué was jointly signed by the Synod leadership, who reiterated the church’s commitment to constructive engagement and peaceful advocacy on matters affecting society.

This na battalion!

Stephen0mozzy:
Beautiful family. The oldest son na carbon copy. The lion himself with his Pride.

Straight up, Bro! The same woman whining now will still tell a guy straight up who has helped her why he is not asking for anything. Generally, women think that when a guy is magnanimous, he needs sex. This one is asking outright, she's whining... hypocrisy!

Kingsley34:
Unrelated but I think women genuinely respect men that are sexually perverted.

May there not be a fashion statement when she wants to answer the call of nature.

EmmyMaestro:
What is the use of this back zip , I saw a lady wore this, is it part of modern fashion?
Or are you thinking what I'm thinking?🤔😛😅

Myopia is an eye defect that makes one to see things that are really close to oneself... The so-called people of God killing indiscriminately is, in your opinion in consonant with the teachings of Jesus Christ. What's the difference between you and fundamentalist and Jihadist Muslims? The Pontiff kicks against the POTUS high-handedness, he's branded antichrist by a feeble-minded individual whose understanding of the Bible is based on the lessons taught by his half-baked pastor. No bi your fault, you can't differentiate between issues and personalities.

Righteousness2:
Any Peace preached that does come from the peace is a fake peace deceptive peace, antichrist peace.

A Peace that does not speak boldly of the Satanic Terrorists and their evil acts against GOD'S COVENANT NATION ISRAEL is a Fake peace.

A peace that does not Recongnize GOD COVENANT NATION ISRAEL IS A FAKE PEACE.

Desperation and myopia can cause a whole lot. Do you know how many 🥒 may have been chewed by this lot only to discover that the cucumbers had other masticators? I can never advise a loved one who's female to wear any form of uniform, even is na pump attendant at a petrol station. Uniforms in Nigeria are toxic...🤬

Kingsley34:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14VPjhFcVDI

Two female Nigerian soldiers go head-to-head in a shocking and unprofessional confrontation as a junior officer angrily accuses her senior of trying to snatch her boyfriend! 👀

In this viral video, the junior soldier unleashes on the senior officer, with loud accusations, intense pointing, and raw emotions spilling out — all while both are in full military uniform. What was supposed to be a disciplined environment turns into pure drama over a man.

This clip has taken social media by storm, sparking massive reactions:
“Soldiers dey fight for boyfriend too?” 😂
“My gender never disappoints…”
“Insubordination loading… their CO go see this one!”

Is this peak “women will be women” even in the army, or just human nature? The guy in question (reportedly a civilian) is probably somewhere laughing.

Drop your comments:
Team Junior or Team Senior?
Should they both be punished for this?

Idiot!

nairalanda1:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2026/03/just-in-were-on-it-power-minister-begs-nigerians-over-blackout/

You never see anything yet. I bet she was glamoring for singlehood, now nko? I no pity you, walahi!

Rep9jaCom:
A Nigerian lady has gone viral after expressing emotional pain over her dating experiences as a single mother, Rep9ja reports.

In a video shared online, the lady was seen in tears as she lamented how potential partners often turn her down once they learn about her situation.

According to her, the phrase “I can’t date a single mother” has become a recurring response she faces.

Despite the emotional moment, she tried to maintain composure, adding that life must go on.



𝙑𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙤 𝙀𝙫𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝘽𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙬 👇👇

Lady Breaks Down Over Repeated Rejection As A Single Mother https://t.co/hAR6kJw7I5 pic.twitter.com/Lxy1mYX536

— Rep9ja.Com (@Rep9jaNg) March 21, 2026

https://www.rep9ja.com/viral/lady-breaks-down-over-repeated/

What's the obsession with cars about? Total vanity and some show-off to make Grand-pa Ned vex... nonsense!

nlfpmod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFID6S0w7NA



https://www.instagram.com/rita.daniels06/reel/DUsnP3zCBqT

What about their father(s)? You want to put another man's burden on an innocent man. Any man who dates a single mother is paving a way to his untimely demise. What happened to the father(s) of those children will happen to him...What a man knows cannot kill him.

uwa002:
Anybody that wants to date me must also be ready to take care of my 3 children”

- Single mother of three says.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UJDUiGKL7w

Most every ailment be attributed to sex? Guy, go to a dermatologist for consultation. Thank you!

quote author=Demetrix post=137988267]Goodday everyone. Recently I started feeling some scratches on my elbow area and some other random areas on my body and if I scratch it swells. However that of the elbow seems serious ( Photos attached) Note that I also feel scratches in buttocks too. NB: I've not had sex in 4months.
I also get random feeling of scratching around my body.[/quote]

This buffoon is taking us for a ride. Must we all die before he knows he's talking shit?


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Source: https://punchng.com/hardship-reforms-painful-but-necessary-tinubu-insists[/quote]

What is the idiot afraid of...

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https://dailytrust.com/akpabio-urges-tinubu-to-review-police-withdrawal-from-vips/?noamp=availability[/quote]

A "rational" woman prefers to be the second-class citizen in a foreign country to being the First Lady in her country. Strangely, that's how they are weird! Mtcheew!

Chilipepper:
Lawyer Reveals Shocking Reason Behind Woman’s Decision to End Marriage.

That's the problem with these feeble-minded daughters of eve...for most of them the grass is always greener on the other side. The truth sets in when the "migrate" to "the other side." She can't return to her husband due to pride and shame... You see, you can't have your cake and eat it - dullard!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J9ZD5w4l7A?si=Tuu7OnhD10keHX2S[/quote]

Akpabio's LGA, what do you expect? Feeble-minded miscreants!

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Source


LGA Chairman In Akwa Ibom Shows Off “Necessary Equipment” He Provided For The Security Unit To Fight Insecurity.

The X post by @obaofph01
satirically highlights Ntiedo Effiong Usoro, Chairman of Essien Udim LGA in Akwa Ibom State, presenting basic items like machetes, raincoats, gumboots, and torchlights as "necessary equipment" for a local security unit combating insecurity.

This provision draws widespread online mockery, as the gear appears ill-suited for confronting armed threats prevalent in Nigeria's Niger Delta region, where vigilante groups often face better-equipped criminals.

The viral thread underscores ongoing governance critiques in Nigeria, with replies emphasising the equipment's inadequacy—such as machetes versus rifles—amid rising calls for federal support in community policing.[/quote]

Coming from a female nail technician makes it justifiable about the excesses of our female brethren. If a male technician had voiced the aforementioned, Human Rights Commission and some suffragette group would have hunted the brother down.

Make una calm down ... Women, rather Yahoo Girls! Most men no too send wetin dey in-between those legs no more.

Bunox100:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmB_bgD9ZpI