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centD:
@omolola1,anybody wey wowo pass 190 na DEVIL.

What position am I on the table sef? Its been long

This thread's funny as hell  


See this handsome dude
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DBR:
Hey watchu cryin bout. .sm1 took your bone?

oNe

No come online again

googles:
lol ode nie mobinga

lol. . sorry oh that shit's wack dope as hell

Yoshiyuki:
Wow, i just killed 30 minutes reading thru this b.s.

@cent, u need a gf, your testostorone level is thru the roof.

Holla @ me for a free lesson on how to be a love-vendor!

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DBR:
Hope this will encourage u, lemme keep it simple but tight,
with few double entendres,  aiite.




Call me the Evangelist . .see im cussin' a Revival [/i]here/
welcome new dudes on they arrival/ / . .yet i see no rival here/
Got them [i]Staring they got no Will im still d top Driver here/
An artist wit front view of the model. . i'l neva draw back/
lay hands on these haters. . watch them punks how they fall back!/
full blast// goin' stronger n farther than where ma peers' at/
best act//  burden on ma chest i got a pierced heart/
and it aint Cupid/. .not a sucker for luv dude i aint $tup[i]i[/i]d/
ma tot high behind d bars. . jailed for how dope i do it/
Huh. .most $h[i]i[/i]t i spit goes way o'er all your head/
even Psychics cudnt See me Cumin. .im Phukin way Ahead/
so wave your hand//. . like u see a man from the future/
yet  i feature// in the mix of today's top 3 fixture/
i pop Fiction// im Real with d 9 on ma hip . . im hop/
not the best?  all those who think that need to evolve/
poise for upper cut. . y'all waiting for me to blow up/
and when i do. . y'all all gon  get a part of me for sure/
but i aint dying.  .ma essence stays intact/
this skill came in a Nissan so i  Maximize ma act/
infact//. .to all y'all Testing me. . im rippin apart your Questionaire/
no question here// Stamp wit ma word  leavin impression here/
searchin for the best u ever read?. . your quest end here/
got them b[i]![/i]tchdude on they Toes. .they bunch of Ballerinas/
sissy of actors. . i direct them Bruise[/i]d a$s to [i]Galleria/


oNe

googles:
I pledge like I pledge to Nigeria my country/
to be faithful loyal and honest with my booty/
batty the size of a country I'm The Buttswana/
in the butt world no one comes close am the winner/
call me lady superior cos i love being on top/
blame it on my upbringing am taught to call the shots/
body so dark and delish like a bar of chocolate/
mixed with lots of sugar, no fat lil wonder y'all want a taste/
strip dem bitches of their men, they are all covered wit hate/
I be popping champagne while they pop some pills/
its like relapsing fever my appearance give 'em the chills/
don't stop me cos my foot is glued to my accelerator/
bi[i]t[/i]ch dont test me am deadly like fumes from generator/
Nuh bodda mi ho,Chobble nuh nice,Yuh wan fi big chobble/
Im jook mi inna mi yeye,me a guh bax yuh,eee big chobble/
yea poke me in the eye the recipe for big trouble /
set the kitchen and lets see who cooks the beef better/

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lol Don't hate mehn. . . enjoy. . . lugubrious disma bisma

@Tunnex190 that your profile picture na wa oh

Is it an external HD?

Its for certain people not everyone

Acidosis:
Spartacus

Guy where you dey since na

This thread is so so Gay! Wow this is the gayest thread I've seen on NL

pdp

Lol. What a confused nation.

Nuhu Ribadu For President

  I thought as much! Funny comments.

@OP try this "Il Merde" Its French. . . That name is sure to attract customers

How sad.

My father always told me "Do not leave the comfort of your house for anything unnecessary". I abide by that.
My opinion is that the 50th independence celebration was unnecessary and so I didn't go out. Probably if the parents would have told them that, they would still be alive today.
A nairalander narrated how he was lucky to not have been involved despite being at the eagle square, i advised him not to move out for unnecessary things next time. Another Nlander took offence and said I shouldn't poke my nose into other peoples business can you imagine such shallowness. .

Condolences to the family

1 down. 2 million to go

Deep Soul:
^^ We all talklike we're in an actual democratic setting where votes are counted.

What is this? Collective selective amnesia??

Even if we aren't, it doesn't mean whe should gladly vote for the wrong choice.

I heard v3 ain't well!
Get well soon brother

MTN HAS REDUCED IT TO 5GB FOR 8000


When there is competition the people enjoy

Still thinking. Nice Thread by the way, wrong location

Yup. . There are elections innit? Although in a free and fair election I doubt if he'll win

lalaboi:
Was prolly your silly connection!. . . When you game, lemmie know. . . no be mouth o lol

Wetin u dey find here?

Any sane Nigerian wouldn't vote for this man

Who is scamming who ehn??

MTN LEGIT NO SOFTIE
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