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pyyxxaro:Laff wan kill me dead oh. Pele Of Nigeria |
Sodje364:I'm nuh postin errytin again jorh.. Simply click to read. |
mascot87:Lmao. Who then watched it and shey dem no get video clips? |
blakky97:He's testing English na |
ILLScripts:Kudos bro. Dah song is making brain |
20bc:Hahahaha. My dad sef said he heard. Lolz |
Who is Amaju |
20bc:All of us jes heard . Where dose men wey watch the match na |
shollax: ![]() |
wiseone28:Shey you watch the match? |
dollyparton:Lmao... Let us attend and bury english in grand style. Na pidgin we go use finish him spirit |
Please, did you watch the match or heard about it?. When i was young, this story used to be common that India used JUJU to beat Nigeria 99-1.I heard it was a well known Nigerian footballplayer that scored our only goal; the ballchanged to a stone and he kicked it without thinking twice. All our goalkeeper could see each time an Indian player played the ball at him was a Roaring LION and a ball of fire which made him to run away from the goal post. I also heard this was why India is banned forever from playing football. Please, is this story true?. Did you watch the match or heard about it too? You believe it? |
When you are saying why you shouldn't be nice to ladies. I think you all also need to read Ten Facts About Ladies https://www.nairaland.com/2014998/10-facts-woman Real funny facts tho |
destante:Why you go control laughter |
dollyparton:Please when is the english funeral? |
Sunxylove:But this gal is loaded. No lies |
I've been laughing since I got dis so I felt I should share it. Abeg no matter d condition, laugh jareeeeee !!! A guy slept very hungry and saw bread in his dream, he took it and started eating it in his dream after he finished eating it, he saw a coconut and decided to eat it too but he didn't see a knife to cut it. So he decided to use his teeth only to receive a dirty strong slap from his elder brother! U don finish pillow....... Now na my head u dey chew..... U be witch !?.... Don't laugh alone, share. |
I think Phone is the best thing created oh |
zeetyzin:I tire oh |
Sodje364:Is it really neccessary I post the remaining. What harm does it do to you just to read it up |
I will post everything here now tho... But its not clicking of links anyhow |
ijmbadmission:Are you exposing your mail to be hacked? Boys dey vex oh |
FACTS ABOUT WOMEN, ALL IN ONE PIECE: 1. A woman is such a school you will never graduate from. 2. A woman is not like ‘detol advert’, if you dont take care of her…others will. 3. Your wedding certificate with her is not a “driving Lincense”; its just a”learners permit”! 4. It takes time for a #woman to trust a man, its hard to change when she does, but if you mess up, you might just forget it. 5. She can be a very bitter pill, and a very sweet angel, it all lies in your approach. Continue To My Blog To Continue Reading http://oluwasegunfunmi./2013/04/29/10-facts-about-a-woman/ |
I am sure some folks will rhetorically crucify my intent for putting this up here, but I can’t help when the head is full and the hand is with a pen; we can’t all just keep acting like ‘all is okay!’- Jesus sure wouldn’t remain silent in a time like this. Let’s face it! As a Christian; a believer and teacher of God’s Word, I feel so shameful by the reception our “pastorpreneurs” will condemn truthful folks to… They have brought the office of a Pastor, in this Country-Nigeria, in their dung of absurdity and satanic propagandas; they have allowed the ‘Church’ to be a topic where mere atheists are permitted to ventilate their ignorance of God with the demise they call knowledge and free thinking! The shamelesness of these ‘pastors’ seems endless, their existence- regretable, their fame-garrulous, their activities- promiscuous and their followers? Hitherto-Blind in the pool of the bizarre anomalies! Our streets are crowded with so many ‘buildings’ we call Churches. We are piling church names here on earth but pitiably are not adding commensurate names to the list in Heaven. Our ‘pastors’ are callously bothered about having the ministry’s accounts flourishing,the population intimidating or opening a branch in south-Africa or U.K and other prominent nations, an estate for the ministry, the biggest auditorium and largest gathering of ‘christians’,…bla bla bla…can somebody please clang the bell and wake us up from our excruciating slumber?! We are merely competing with each other…”A house divided amongst itself” Rather than raise disciples, the churches are raising millionaires! There is, right now, a geometric increase in the “Nigerian Holocaust” which is already a pointer to the failure of the church, the North-East of Nigeria is crowded with religious beasts we should have saved from carrying AK-47’s but Bibles, but we sit in the comfort zones and send our Nairas and Dollars; now the Naira and Dollars can’t save these menace and genocide! How, in God’s name did we get here? Here where the people only want to hear big grammars and philosophical cliché in church, where “it doesn’t matter as such” has replaced the teachings of Christ, or where we say foolishly “to the pure, all things are pure”. The essence of the Church is fast becoming a genuine mirage! Our Nation is fast been taken by the embryo-boko- haram boy of yesterday to men who will stop at nothing to kill us all, while we say our dinner prayer before our 5-alive juicy meal and Lord’s prayer before we lay on our padded beds, unconcerned about the Boy whose father was beheaded, his mother raped and killed and he given a gun to kill his sisters! I weep for the church! Where are the Elijahs who were feared by kings for the power evident upon them?! Where is our Moses, who had the commandments and saw to it been done to the latter?! Where are the Josephs and Daniels who could not be bought by their own natural desires and lusts, but stood for what was right and stand as examples to the people?! Have the Church rather multiplied servants of Elisha (Gehazi) rather than Elisha?! Christianity these days is more of “the religion or inheritance” than the life style! In Antioch, that was not the purpose for the name; the purpose was because they were like Christ. What we have behind most of our pulpits these days are “Anointed thieves”, “Anointed Adulterers”, “Anointed philosophers”, “Anointed liars”, “Anointed Cultists” and jokers…who in the name of God and the Holy-spirit hold jamborees they call service and conduct sacrifices to their reprobated minds! Just like the letter to the seven churches, we know their works, and we are reminded of the fact that they are false prophets, apostles and bishops, God is not mocked and so are we! We will hear God say with a voice of thunder ” Get away from Me, ye workers of darkness”..!!! As for you their followers, you fall in the category of the very elect which God said will be deceived; the end of a servant is not far from the end of their masters; but there still awaits you the open hands of God in His Righteousness to deliver you from the lies you have been fed with with so much deception! A part of you still calls out to the sane you! Allow the truth, be sincere with your conscience, and that is if its not been replaced. And as I drop my pen for now, please save me the rant of “judge not”… Hide all you want from the obvious truth, Hell awaits people like you! Follow Me On Twitter - @Osegun_funmi Add On BBM: 21740964 Read It Up On My Blog http://oluwasegunfunmi./2014/09/03/the-shame-we-call-church/ |
Why would Boko Haram flag their flag in my place. Suicide would be the best option |
#lindaikeji this #lindaikeji that. I just day watch all these bloggers ranting nonsense.. Make God help una oh.. You join paint person and you also wanna be successful.. Just amazed @ the folly most Nigerians possess. Why not just leave the lady to her fate and learn from her instead of opening your wide mouth to say what you don't know |
, I nor knw how Pele take turn nigerian o 
