₦airaland Forum

adenine02:
buh seriously can it fly

Even my dawg knew it's a bullsh!t, it's not road worthy- talk of flight?!

LordIsaac:
Hey...what shall it profit a young girl....what "reward" awaits her?

77 indeflatable virgin dcks awaits her.

Neyoor:
Africans are just too religious. Infact, religion is over rated in africa. My mum and siblings have gone to church, Dad and step siblings are in the sitting room praying and singing at the expense of my own peace because they are just disturbing me. Jan 1st is like every other day to me.


Meanwhile, I will just enjoy their meat and foods tomorrow.

New Year's is just a holiday created by calender companies who don't want you reusing last year's calender.

People should stop treating New year's like some sort of life-changing event.
If your life sucked last year, it's probably still going to suck tomorrow.

#Fact.

Emescot:
You too talk jor... Happy New year to anyone reading this.
New year resolution: Less Internet, facebook, whatsapp, NL, NaijaL and the rest. I can do it, i know i can

New Year's is just a holiday created by calender companies who don't want you reusing last year's calender.

STOP treating New year's like some sort of life-changing event.
If your life sucked last year, it's probably still going to suck tomorrow.

#Fact.

go blues go....

2016 has been a brutal year but look at us.. ..we are survivors.
F'ck buhari.

datola:
Where is the keke?

i tire o!

samsard:
If you've lived in Kafanchan before, you'll understand the level of hatred and animosity between the groups there. In short, the whole of Kaduna state is a ground floor of hatred and bitterness.

Very true!
I served in Kaura Lg, 5km to Kaf.

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kindly help me with tips, headstarts, strategies, styles etc
I'll be waiting for your responses.
Thanks y'all.

Virgin seekin basterrd.

Anchor84:
4 things r there to identify a Lexus Rx400h.
1. The rear tag RX400h
2. The fog Lamp at d front Bumper
3. The Engine itself
4. The Front Grill

These r enuf to identify RX400h

oh i see. Thnks.

Cool deal.

Ola sheu White amala @ Agege should be first on the list. It's always beautiful to eat solids with sauce and complementary soup. We're don't cook concortions like the flat.head ugandans. Proudly Ijebu man.

bolaino:
What Mouth? your Mothers mouth.

Your mother should have swallowed.

This is a rx330.

Your dad should have put it in her mouth.

It's a Civic.

Erudite202:
it reminds me of Biafra children during Nigeria civil war when Awolowo the minister of finance then, adviced Gowon led federal government to block anyway through which food can be brought to Biafra land. in his words "the best weapon for war is hunger" this led to the death of over 3 million Biafra children.
someone should help me define karma

Karma is a bad ass bitc.h that screws assholes

mmsen:
Where is your xtian compassion?
Where is your common decency?

Go fck a landmine.

CARLOSTK:
NCAN kaduna. Branch where are Israelite. Descendants, b like say trump government no go change anything for them ooo and n only Afonjas dey enter d guy government

abokki, ba aikali ne?
You craze?!

mmsen:
He left medicine to join the sham organization known as the church...

Your father should have put it in her mouth.

Bad news for flat.head jews.

MayorofLagos:
How about Ibo jews, when is he going to meet with them?


This meeting has calculation into 2019 and agitation for restructuring. More to come at a later time, no need derailing this thread.

ojukwus asslickin abokki.
If it happened is SW states, flathe.ad ojukwus go begin shout Afon upandan

ednut1:
speed kills. if cars had speed limit of 60mph surely accidents will reduce

Men will reduce to-
speed is an attitude.

Snakebite is responsible for over 100,000 deaths anuAlly.
Man should kill em fast.

Na dem, na dem hardworking flat.head uganda. They've taken their baby factory to develop Ogun state. Awon omo ale jati-jati.

I can advise anyone to be Patient.

Many patients will die.. I think the daura govt is diabolic.

I WILL kill corruption,

i WILL fight corruption,

i WILL kill BH,

i WILL give youths 5k/mnth.

I WILL create 20m jobs,

I WILL make pms N50/ltr.

I WILL make $=N.


Now, I Will end recession..

Everything with buhari is WILL, WILL, WILL..- all cheap talks, no action.


Buhari is a shame, even his mother would regret not swallowing him.

taobah:
Beware of this notorious man named MUTIU ADEYEMO, his number is 08153011806 called me around 7:30am this morning that he wanted TBC(The billion coin) and I should send 2 to him first but I sent 1 instead of 2 and since then he has not given me money for that and he later switch off his phone .

farabale jor..
It's fraud not froud!