₦airaland Forum

MULLAH123:
People don't know that a dead snake is as dangerous as a live one. These creatures have reflexes even when dead. What is more terrifying is seeing my people playing, holding, romancing a dead snake with its head intact.

lai mohd go fear you for lieing games.

RedCapChief:
Where did you see the bad road?
You said yourself. You bi werey

ugwu hawker!

bokohaman:
...at least he exercised some sympathy and besides what has bad Road got to do with the truck lose of control?

How old are you?

kennyblaze007:
My name is Ken and I am a Corp member serving at Enugu State..I am of d Batch B set of corpers to pass out next month..This is a plea to the Governor of Enugu to please pay us our four months state allowee... We corpers, know how bad the economy is and how it has affected the payrol of every States but we plead with the able Governor to pay us because we need the money to atleast cater for ourselves for the short period before we get a good job after NYSC..We the Batch B members are to pass this October but yet to get our four months state allowee..
Pls let share this till it gets to Enugu Governor's office...
Thank you Nairaland for this platform

Learner, better dey collect you federal alawi jejely till you comot for there.
I remember when i was serving in Kaduna, the moment Gov Yakowa died, that was the end of state alawi 3k/month in kaduna.

Badtman:
Biafra ipob terrorist group led by Kanu Albino

Youre feri wuked!
:-D

Hehe.

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That crooked witch is not fit to lead US. Vote Trump for POTUS.

RIP,
Abeg, tell baba God say Naija dey hot o.

RIP

God bless Yoruba Nation. Odua a gbe wa o.

kernel504:
Don't be a fool. How are you accommodating them? Are they not paying tax, rent and utility bills, what help have Yorubas offered them?

You see yasef?
You'll never learn.

Na dem, awon olori pelebe.

kenonze:
Which part of Nigeria is synonymous with red earth?

T'is the marginalized gully-eroded land of the ugandan Igbo monkeys.

Omo-nna making us proud. May God bless all of us.

royalvalentine19:
hey ! You making it sound like ai give a poo. Me no send o.. I dont give a damn sh*t about any incompetent mod<will still get a ban with this though > but just buying chill pills help alot.,

-if you reading this, view my sign. Use my it as a watchword-

No shaking bro, the yeeboe mods are preying like an hungry lion.
We will finish well.
Oodua a gbe wa o!

sukkot:
some people are already getting that divine inspiration from the activation. right now its only at the infinitesimal level. this a nigerian guy slowly activated. this is his creation. his artwork depicting the power shift. see how that black woman chop that white womans head off ? spiritual decapitation

[img]http://destee.com/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.artsobserver.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F05%2FIMG_1470.jpg&hash=f90605f7c41e52fc72d5de4ccc2c6455[/img]

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2015/02/01/arts/design/20150201-KEHINDE-slide-5TH6/20150201-KEHINDE-slide-5TH6-jumbo.jpg?vm=r&s=1

Wow?!

sukkot:
it has started very slowly. you think energy vultures like mark zuckerberg and john kerry and all these americans and britons trooping to nigeria lately is for nothing ? they know whats about to happen. the renaissance is right at the door.

Thanks sire!
I'm putting my shells up for some energy.
Thumbs up bro!

sukkot:
bros na salute i dey ooo. eku ishe Sir

Awa niyen o!
;-)
When will the electromagnetic rays shine upon us?
We can't wait for the illumination o!
:-D

royalvalentine19:
my brother.. Yours get grade o. Lol

You have to be strong bro, speak out!
They can't stop you.
Some mods are just disgusting.
I wish i was born with enough middle fingers to show em how i feel for them.

delerx:
The guy didn't drown, someone killed him and was swept away by the flood. Godhelpus. Check my signature. For ur health solutions.

Judge not.

sukkot:
judgement never ends. judgement is forever. reap and sow lolzzz. someone is yanshing another mans wife as we speak. next year when he dies in motor accident and his corpse is on nairaland frontpage you will still be here saying judgement is harsh on nigeria

Electromagnetism Master!
How far na?
;-)

ClitRaider:
7inches Vs ClitRaider! Two romancelanders!! I know you really don't wanna do this. I get paid for dissing stupid peeps buh, you're my homie! Be good and stay outta trouble. Don't fhuck with the wrong muthfhucker.. ..it's very dangerous. Peace. B-)

hehe! Bahd niggah!! Leave trash for Lawma. It's allabout fairness and respect. #Tuale!

Bisiebae:
I'm actually in Ogun.

Uh-oh! What part of Ogun state?

Bisiebae:
yikes! I never knew they ban for that, thanks hon!

I don't click "LIKE" buh i just liked your dp! :-) :-) Are you in Lag?

sweery:
Hatred?

Serious?
That ain't hate mr.Your post was soo not nice.
Very unfriendly 'friendly banter'

It was a constructive criticism, it doesn't bite you.
Meanwhile, if you've got a thin skin, NL, Public office or Presidential seat are not for you.
I may say buhari is a basterrd, bubu won't do shi.t cos it's what it is buh, a some slow mod are just ban happy.
Yet, it doesnt change anything.
Be good babe.

royalvalentine19:
mods these days are just biased because they are padis

I better get a mod to be my padi too..
Like if you think i am saying the obvious gospel truth

A mod just ban me cos of a friendly banter with a stupid ass bit.ch yeeboe.
That's what NL has become, you just have to live with it or be an hydra like me.
Seun won't like this tho.

Chai, these Ugandas?!

Bisiebae:
lol, common, constructive criticism never hurts, and the suffering part is just a joke oo

I know buh some slow peeps would baby a slow mod e.g Mynd77 and voilla, he bans..
Be good babe :-)

Orisirisi