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PoliticsRe: Buhari Arrives Dakar, Senegal For Security Meeting (photo) by Mockinbird: 7:26am On Dec 06, 2016
Junketteer!
PoliticsRe: Be Patient With My Government - Buhari Begs ASUU by Mockinbird:
Dullard is asking for patience when hes got all the patience in the world.


Baba change oshi, baba cow.
Christianity EtcRe: My ATM Card's Security Code Is 666 by Mockinbird: 3:41pm On Dec 04, 2016
Iamvictor:
. see you SMH you don join illumi already it remain nati!
#JK
Be enlightened bro, 666 is the mark of the beast- the beast is god of the 77 virgin seekers.
666 means "bismillah"- in the name of allah.
isalm is Antichrist.
Google is your friend.
Christianity EtcRe: Atheism Is A Mental Illness :charles Darwin, Sigmund Freud, Thomas Henry Huxley by Mockinbird: 11:37am On Dec 03, 2016
Some morafuckin lazylot atheists won't like this news.
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Appoints Nigerian Businessman Adebayo Ogunlesi In His Economic Team by Mockinbird: 11:28am On Dec 03, 2016
Flat.head jews won't like this news..
Afonjas are givin em serious headache.
CrimeRe: Car Thief Caught At Ojota, Lagos State Yesterday by Mockinbird: 11:24am On Dec 03, 2016
MyGeneration:
Flat head no dae get dat kind face,
He is a cone head, Liberian Afonja
See hs yellow ass?! he's a hardworking Igbo isrealite..
CrimeRe: Car Thief Caught At Ojota, Lagos State Yesterday by Mockinbird: 11:15am On Dec 03, 2016
MyGeneration:
No names undecided.


Ncan wud be dissapointed.
See his head!
Na flat.head ugandan jew.
CrimeRe: Man Killed By Fulani Herdsmen In Abia (Graphic Photo) by Mockinbird: 11:12am On Dec 03, 2016
Wtf!
PoliticsRe: Court Orders Immediate Release Of El-Zakzaky, Fines SSS by Mockinbird: 8:51pm On Dec 02, 2016
LaEvilIMiss:
..his crowd are not as organized, impassioned nor as violent
His crowd needs to raise their game to save him from the daura govt.
Perhaps they channel the energy they use in calling AFONJA to the daura cow.
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Given The Jungle Treatment By Angry Mob In Lagos (pics) by Mockinbird: 1:48pm On Dec 02, 2016
Vaseline crew, see yansh!
TravelRe: Vehicle Skids Off Bridge, Falls Into Lagoon In Lagos by Mockinbird: 1:47pm On Dec 02, 2016
abuayman:
Subhanallah!!!
boko haram!
PoliticsRe: Court Orders Immediate Release Of El-Zakzaky, Fines SSS by Mockinbird: 1:42pm On Dec 02, 2016
Rilwayne001:
That one will rot in jail. undecided
Haa, mogbe! Our dilector go die for kuje!!
PoliticsRe: Court Orders Immediate Release Of El-Zakzaky, Fines SSS by Mockinbird: 1:39pm On Dec 02, 2016
What of Kanu?!
PoliticsRe: Fulani Herdsmen Attack Ozu Item, Bende, In Abia by Mockinbird: 1:03pm On Dec 02, 2016
Abokki why like this na?
Free the flat.head jews na, the pain wey dey their bodi pass zuma rock.
PhonesRe: Man Embarked On One-man Protest In Osogbo Against The Increase In Data Tariff by Mockinbird: 12:58pm On Dec 02, 2016
PhonePlanet:
big sean thinks the opposite

so who should i listen to?

i believe one man can change the world
Seconded, bigsean got it right
One man can change the world, itswell documented in histories of the world.
That's guy must be a flat.head olodo
InvestmentRe: Nairalanders Please I Need Your Help. by Mockinbird: 12:48pm On Dec 02, 2016
Fongido:
I'm not talking about a lucrative poultry farming business if you think the money is too small. just a lowkey poultry farming business I can use to support myself in school. you can't even encourage me
Nobody will encourage you cos youre disrecpectful and dumber than a snake mitten.
You must be a flat.head jew.
InvestmentRe: Nairalanders Please I Need Your Help. by Mockinbird: 12:44pm On Dec 02, 2016
Fongido:
thought we had sensible people here
Don't be stupid bro, betshop will give you a better ROI.
InvestmentRe: Nairalanders Please I Need Your Help. by Mockinbird: 12:33pm On Dec 02, 2016
Bet9ja.
Christianity EtcRe: The Truth About Christ Jesus {peace Be Unto Him) by Mockinbird: 12:30pm On Dec 02, 2016
These mohamedans sha!
AutosRe: A Super Duper Mint Registered 2013 Toyota Highlander N6.8m by Mockinbird: 12:12pm On Dec 02, 2016
Location?
PetsSee Poultry Birds Catches a Snake! Pics by Mockinbird(op):
They say; One day, bush meat go catch the hunter- these birds have caught the egg huntng serpent.
The snake no no say yansh dey pepper foul.

FamilyRe: Should I Forgive Dad Even After Abandoning Us For Years by Mockinbird:
My dad was a stupid ass weasel, some said he married my mother with juju?!
I was bittered and wanted to change my name until I got enlightened.

I discovered;
1. Blaming is a lazy man's game, sh1t happens and blaming is the cheapest.
2. If i don't let go, I'd be worse than my dad
3. I am not my dad, I am ME, I'm unique- ima child of the Universe!
3. I'm the master of my destiny- I can choose the condition I want and I've got a fuckin lot to accomplsh than keepin a bs with a poor old man.

My friend, anger is like you holding a hot coal and expecting your dad to get burnt..
It's like drinking a poison and you expect the other person to die.

A wise man will changes his mind, it is only a fool that never changes his mind.
Just forgive and move on..
Anger is a negative energy and it creates a negative pathway in your brain which will inturn hinder your outer man' success.
Life is too short to be angry, let go.
#BeFree
PoliticsRe: The Buhari Administration: A Government Of Oppression, Fraud And Lies by Mockinbird: 6:43pm On Dec 01, 2016
orisirisi
CrimeRe: RRS Officials Uncover Diesel Adulterating Factories Under Oregun Link Bridge(Pix by Mockinbird: 6:29pm On Dec 01, 2016
Alexxgold:
God will punish GEJ and his entire generation for this

instead of making things work, you stole the country to coma for selfish reasons and that of your eastern accomplices

The God of Joseph, a stranger who made Egypt great by saving for famine curse you
Shameless man
The best part of you is still running down your father's leg..
CrimeRe: RRS Officials Uncover Diesel Adulterating Factories Under Oregun Link Bridge(Pix by Mockinbird: 6:10pm On Dec 01, 2016
1st December 2015,

Man returns  home and screams out loudly:
- Honey, pack your things, I've won a  million today!
Wife comes to the wardrobe and asks:
- What kind of clothes  should I take with me? Summer or winter?
Man: 
- All of them and get  out of here!
AutosRe: Cotonou Car Agent. by Mockinbird: 4:40pm On Dec 01, 2016
How much would it cost to land a 2010 Toyota Venza, 2014 Toyota Camry SE and 2006 Lexus Rx350?
Pls write back.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Prof Wole Soyinka Has Finally Destroyed His ‘green Card’ As He Promise by Mockinbird: 4:35pm On Dec 01, 2016
Only a fool will not change his mind
LiteratureRe: Please, Recommend a good book for a depressed fellow. by Mockinbird: 4:30pm On Dec 01, 2016
GossipHeart:


Bro

One thing you should know is that no book can put you out of your so called depression

How much did you lose ??

I've lost millions of naira and I'm still strong

One thing i believe is that one/book/human/spirit or no element can condition my mood/feeling or depress me or put me in panic

Years later, you gon look at the so called money lost and laugh

If you are hard working enough to venture into any business and lose some money, you will be hard working enough to find another business and make your money
You fail!- Just like your dads condom.
NO books, no life!
Op, quote me, i can help reprogramme your brain.
HealthRe: Help, I Want To Stop Drinking And Smoking Of Cigarettes by Mockinbird: 3:55pm On Dec 01, 2016
Very simple, just go get the life changing book by Paul Mckeena; "Change your life in Seven days"
It has 7chapters, one for each day and on the 7th day, your mom would be proud of you.
i've got the pdf tho.
"if you can change your mind, you can change your LIFE"- Budah.
CrimeRe: Man Caught With Heroin At Airport Four Days After Wedding (photos) by Mockinbird: 3:48pm On Dec 01, 2016
omolola15:
Maybe Nigeria should also start capital punishment for drug traffickers. Because this people will never learn.
Naturally, humans live and learn..
..but flat.head jews?!-They just live.
Smh.
CrimeRe: Robbers Break Into Warehouse Using Acid, Steal N19m Worth Of Goods by Mockinbird: 3:35pm On Dec 01, 2016
Barrywilly:
The armed robbers are: "Tochukwu Akorisa, Ndubuise Egwuatuonwu, Ifeanyi Eze and Aboi Rufus". The developers of Lagos. No further comment is needed. We can all see how they are developing Lagos.
Na dem, awon olori pelebe gbogbo.

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