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Every guy is guilty of acting funny when they spot pretty
ladies and I won't blame us because we are moved by
what we see while ladies are moved by what they hear. It
started from the beginning of this world when Adam saw
eve, calling her "the bone of my bones". . Hehehe the
guy use d toasting skills well..!
When guys spot a pretty lady, they do funny things
which I will summarise below;
1. Lustful starring: This is common to all guys when they
spot pretty lady around either walking pass them, gisting
with friends, etc. There is this kind of 'look' guys show
on their face to get the girl ASAP. They will size the body
shape, face, etc. Some during the process may end up in
gutter, some loosing control of wheels when driving, etc.
2. Stalking: Probably the guy is eyeing the lady who
happens to stay around his area, this is when the guy
will stay @ a strategic point to watch her moves, when
she leaves home, when she comes in, etc. A friend of
mine(lady) told me of a guy who is obsessed stalking
her @ CMS bus stop every day around 7pm when she is
going home(lekki). It funny though when love becomes
lust. Obsession replace love.
3. Phone call: Ladies love rich dudes, agreed! But not all
ladies place an initial condition HE MUST BE RICH. Some
guys act funny when they sit beside a pretty lady. This is
when they form story calling some one; they are
expecting shipment/container @ apapa, they should
send dat 1 billion naira to his account for business
transaction, etc. You are rich and you are boarding
KEKE, DANFO, MOLUE. Not all ladies are dump na bros!
4. Flaunting: It's good when guys flaunt their asset
(money, power) but in a right way. You meet the pretty
lady for the 1st time and u are flaunting your asset.
Hehehehe funny and silly at same time. Such guys,
many of them will end up on her maga list.
5. Love letter: In the olden days when technology is just
@ the development stage when guys spot pretty ladies,
they look for shakespare love poem, compose love letter
and tell someone to deliver it for them. For those who
cannot lay their hands on shakespare, they compose
funny love letter like "you are the egg in my egg roll.
Without u, I am puff puff" (just kidding though).
Currently technology has grown, toasting has change
skills. Guys send PM, mails(nairaland , facebook 4 e.g),
voice sms, phone calls, etc. It's funny when u spot a
pretty lady picture on nairaland and the next thing is to
send love message to someone u have not met. Hehehe!
Funny act indeed.......

sinaj:
xup buddy

hey bae

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cdq u for put that indomie wey u boil for car naa make dem chop

hahn:
This is an insult. Are you trying to say she looks clueless?

Her album lyrics make more sense than GEJ's entire political career

wetin this mugu dey talk self

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My daddy told me that this was the last Jamb
that he will register me for, because the other
8 Jamb i had written were nothing to write
home about.
The girl I sat with in this one was very fine and
a runs girl, within 5 minutes answers had
entered her phone, she then told not to worry,
we’ll use them together. Within 30 minutes she
was through and gave me to copy. As a sharp
warri boy i spent 15 minutes to copy. We then
submited and went outside. She started gisting.
I said, Thank you very much, please what is
your name sef. She replied, Lilian! I said, Nice
name, i’m Ofego. She said, Cool, so Ofego why
do you want to study Medicine? I replied, No o,
it’s Theatre Arts i want to study o. She said, Ha,
but the answers i gave you are for Medicine o.
I said, My courses are Literature, C.R.S, History
and English. She said, The answers i gave you
are for Maths, Physics, Biology and English.
I fainted!
Enjoy the rest of you day!!

na wa ohh this entered fp with only one post ...... God is watching una life for DSTV

FLAWLES:
Interesting> dat WOJU remix de annoy me

heyy longest time 08124307795 whatsapp me

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Dear Korede Bello, please do not remix
Godwin
Korede Bello must be on cloud nine. His song
Godwin is currently Nigeria’s most popular
song. So popular is it that some have even gone
as far as saying it is now the de facto anthem
of Nigerians all over the world. With this one
song, he has achieved what every musician
actively aims for. It is also important to note
that this song is actually Korede’s second or
third single as a professional musician. With
this, he has joined the likes of Davido, Kiss
Daniel and Patoranking as musicians who
through one single attained ‘superstar status’
or in his own unique case, ‘mega superstar
status’.
I did not fully appreciate how popular the song
was until almost all politicians who emerged
victorious during the just concluded elections
adopted it as their ‘unofficial victory anthem’.
Akinwunmi Ambode, governor elect of Lagos
state is said to be especially fond of the song.
In fact, it was the song of choice when he and
APC party stalwarts gathered at the party
headquarters in Ikeja, Lagos to celebrate his
victory at the polls.
With all the plaudits the song has gotten, I
would like to sound a note of warning to
Korede and Mavin Records. Leave the song as
it is, Please do not remix it. Do not get me
wrong, I’m not saying remixing the song will
be a bad thing, I just feel it would be
unnecessary to make a Godwin remix. Some
might argue that a remix might actually make
the song last longer in the minds of music
lovers. An example to support this case would
be Patoranking’s Girlie O ft. Tiwa Savage. The
remix was so good that most people forgot
about the original. But let us also not forget
that major hit songs like Oritsefemi’s Double
Wahala Iyanya’s Kukere, Davido’s Damiduro,
Olamide’s First Of All, and Kiss Daniel’s Woju
had remixes that were considered outright
failures in every sense. Even though they all
featured ‘A list’ musicians like Akon, Dbanj,
Tiwa Savage and Davido.
Though Korede might not realise it, he has
made a song that would be around for a long,
long time. You know your song is a hit when
you are invited to perform it in churches.
Though some pastors might consider it a
‘secular’ song .
Also in all this, one must not forget Don Jazzy’s
input in all this. He remains like the proverbial
wine that gets better with time. 3 of his new
school artistes (Korede, Reekado Banks and
Di’Ja) all have songs topping the charts
currently. Other acts signed to his Mavin
records like Tiwa Savage, Dr Sid and D Prince
are also doing well. Kudos to him.
One can only hope Korede develops on the
success of Godwin and keep giving us good
music. We wouldn’t want him to turn into a
‘one hit wonder’.
This article was written by ‘Bisola Alawode.
‘Bisola is a journalist and PR consultant. He can
be reached at abisolaalawode@yahoo.co.uk

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this must be seen on fp

searching4love will explain better

naaww tht gun no real....brother sister drama lol

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hit like if you know what an igbo mum would do to lil kesh with earrings and chain when chinedu dey skul.

Cutehector:
lmao. Do u Think I chyke girls? I neva for once chyked all my girlfrnds

origin go believe that lie sha

Autolord:
Dont know what to write make I buy the land first

u are very stupid sir.

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missclasssy:
[color=#000030]Another huge pile of crap just found it's way into my mention.

There is no overt mention of anal sex in the Bible. In the account of Sodom and Gomorrah in Genesis 19, a large group of men sought to gang rape two angels who had taken the form of men. The reasonable presumption is that the men of Sodom wanted to have forcible anal sex with the angels. The men’s homosexual lust is obvious, but again, anal sex is not mentioned in the passage. The words sodomy and sodomize come from this biblical account. Sodomy is, literally, “the sin of Sodom.”

In modern language, the term sodomy has acquired a broader definition than what is biblically warranted. Today, “sodomy” often refers to any form of non-penile/vaginal sexual act, which includes anal sex and MouthAction. If the biblical text is used as the basis for the definition, though, “sodomy” cannot include MouthAction or, technically, even anal sex.[/color]

Devils quote bibles better thatn angels themselves

Candyness:
That's an ugly B!tch though, 4real. She aint nothing!

ode like u no even reach her hair... fool

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