₦airaland Forum

Papiikush:
28 cakes?

Not enough Na...why not make it 40? 1 cake for every single year of your life. Seems like the older these hoes get, the dumber they become.

Even when the president of the country celebrated his birthday he no use 5 cakes.

Olosho wasting money on cakes instead of putting the money to use...and we keep wondering why we are not making it big in this country.

elgramz:
This pope Francis is a clown. His logic is that the prostitute has no sin but the person that patronizes her is a sinner and a criminal? This pope is a disgrace to Christianity. I have totally lost faith in him. If the fool has his way, homosexuality, abortion, divorce and all manner of evils will become accepted in the church. That's why the clown of a pope finds it easier to support the antichristian liberal political parties all over the western world instead of the Pro christianity conservative parties. This pope is an Antichrist and I support all those resisting and fighting against this agent of Satan in the church

swiz123:
Whatever the otedolas had touched never remained the same. From eazi to anichebe.


Dj cuppy's boyfriend is an exception because he is already a nonentity,just like cuppy herself,in her djeering career is of course.

Berahino!, your situation is bad already, i can't imagine it going worse

miqos02:
There is a firm by Ikeja under bridge in Lagos. I can't remember the name.

You can also check aptech in Maryland, lagos

Natasha2:
And mofe72 had to quote the whole thing

Oh Nice story Op , and if its true I suggest you put this secret love to an end, we shouldn't do what we wouldn't want others do to us. That said I know when you're attracted to someone stuffs like this can be quite difficult to quit but hey you can if you want to.

imam07:
Why are u not in harvard? People that schooled there get two head? That is how u always fail.we are talking about Nigeria university, he is talk about harvard.

PERVENCHE:
I am going to be the best man
He is my best friend
But I am still PUCKIN his fiancee a week to the wedding.

Already, you think I am on the wrong track and the worst friend in the world. It is okay to point fingers and call names and lay blames but just before you do, stay with me and read our story. It is pivotal to note that betrayal at this level can only happen and thrive when the finance too is in tone with it. I have changed names and places to protect characters here but this is a true story. The truth they say will 1st piss you off then set you free. Truth hurts but I tell it to heal us all.


Ken:
has always been my best friend from childhood. We both went to thesame saint Peter primary school, destiny further cemented that friendship when we got to secondary school. Our both parents had to become friends because of us. Ken for me is the true definition of brother from another mother. We were finally thrust apart when Ken got admission in to NDA in kaduna while I remained to study engineering at the state university. From the same tribe and from thesame neighbourhood, Ken and I had every similarity. Both tall and good looking even now in our mid 30s. I must admit I always have this feeling ken was better looking than me because he was a shade taller and a pound bigger not down there sha just to clear the air. financially, he is ahead of me at the moment. But what I lack for physically and financially, I make up for intellectually and socially. Ken is brash and a go getter while I am layed back and It all falls in place at the end kinda guy. While ken's ego and cash will get him the better looking girl in a group when we go out, my demeanour and etiquette always charm them to my bed at the end. So, you see the picture now, Ken gets the fresh tomatoes Jos while I get to sample the left over barje. We remained best friends even though he slept with my younger sister and I never got the chance to nail his.

On a beautiful sunday like this, it is always wise to look to the future and not the past. In a weekend when Dangote's daughter got married one can only stay in good vibes. Talking about future and marriage, Do you believe a man can truly love his best friend and constantly betray him in his mind, in the very cosmic poetry of his soul. Well, I love Ken but I betrayed him when I layed with his fiance: Rosie. And still do up this moment even when the wedding is 5 to 6 days away like literally. Who in God's green earth does that right? With all the precaution in the world, I failed.

Love is a comical engagement for anyone truly in it and there is nothing funnier than love traveling through time. some Men believe more in love and it is tiresome. I think Ken is that kinda man. But girls? Niaja girls? They don't take love seriously and they never have. Girls get mind sha! They can keep powerful secrets and look normal. Ah, well, you think I have a grievance against girls right? No! I am too chivalrous and truth be told that only women have been able to make me deeply unhappy, and they have done so from the cradle on.

Rosie:
I first saw Rosie last April when Ken mother died. Due to his busy schedule, he never got to introduce us. He only just ask me to give her and three other men from his army work a ride. I noticed when she got to her destination, a guy among the three men stopped at the same town with her. When it was just me and the other two, not knowing my affiliation with Ken, they started mouthing gibberish about how Rosie sleeps with everyone who can get a boner. I only listened and thought to myself, Ken is a badt sharp guy na, this Rosie will just be another gaga shuffle. Boys and girls, ladies and gents! How wrong was I. During last Christmas, Ken called to tell me he had done introduction and wants me to prepare for his wedding. One can influence a friend and constantly alter his decisions but not when it comes to choosing a bride. You draw a line and let them have their say right? Good or bad, they live with their choice not you.

By January this year, Rosie was posted to Gombe for her NYSC. I began to notice Ken was always coming from maiduguri to visit. Though I never got to see Rosie again after that trip, I knew she was in town coz Ken told me during one of his short visits. Honestly, I am a man's man. I slay cats if you know what I mean. This Nairaland self will not allow one use poo sea. But I roll with my dogs; my niggas. Towards the end of January, ken introduced her along with friend of hers to me when we all went out. Wetting man go do, I sharply started nailing Bola her friend. Now I see! Maybe Bola Fed her stories about our novel perfect dating and mating. Because Valentine finally broke the ice.

If you recall like I do, this year's Val was on on a Wednesday. So on Sunday before val, I saw Rosie's call. Though she had always had my number and I had always had hers, we never spoke. You don't friend zone a lady who is about to marry your best friend na.

.....phone ringing. ...... I picked.

Hello? I said

'Oga you just forget me'
came her reply

Ah_ba Rose, I no fit forget you na! You na our wife.
I said trying to make her know her place. You know how we Nigerians call our in-laws our wife with no pun or porn intended

'Wetting dey for una wife this Val na?' She said half laughing

Seeing the joke, I chuckled too between light laughter and said
Ken dey na, we don give you Ken.

To cut the long story short, she said she has not heard from Ken for like a week. I dropped the call and tried his line. NOT AVAILABLE.
I told her maybe they were on for a mission where service was poor.

She finally got me to take her out on Valentine's day becuase she said she would be lonely and the best way to avoid temptation from all the male Corp members stalking her, was for me to show up on vals day and take her out.
On vals day, I called her by 6pm to notify her about my coming. She was so happy, when I went further to disclose that I will be coming with Bola so we all three could have Val dinner, she changed her mood and asked me to just go with Bola alone. Thinking she wanted me to have privacy with my bea, I agreed. After an hour, she texted me informing me that Bola has only one hour left and I should come pick her by 9:30pm. That she was lonely and afraid because every other Corp member had gone out and there was no light.

As a senior bros in the game, I knew Bola would not mind. All these copa girls and their copa boyfriends. I promised to drop her at home but she declined and left. I know a copa guy as broke as he may have been, got the better of me that night over Bola. No P, i went over and picked Rosie. From the hairstyle she made, to the red dress she wore and down to her black heels, she looked every bit my dream girl. Sexy, Classy, Sassy and not trashy. I had to compliment her. When she came in and sat at the passenger's sit in front, her perfume filled my car. I sniffed, smiled and said

you are wearing blu mixed with new musk. I love your fragrance.

She smiled and complimented mine too. Clearly, we are both perfume people. Hours ago, all Bola wanted for dinner was fast food and chicken. Being a romantic, I never liked the idea for it wa Val, everyone will be going out to a fast food eatery. But I went anyways. Being Chivalrous is my most dominant nature. Not Rosie, she wanted something different. She asked me to stop at a super market. She offered to buy candles while holding my upper arm as she asked me to get us some exotic red wine and chocolates. She said she wish we could just go somewhere far from everyone and be alone with no lights just candles, chocolates and red wine. Where my people if not my house. It was like me in a female body hanging out with me. We liked thesame things and see the world differently. Carried and swayed away by romantic vibes, it is clear folks, I done fall but before my head goes under water, I asked;

What about Ken? How will he feel when he finds out we were on date on Valentine.

Do you have any evil intentions? She asked me?

No! I defended my self sounding like Saraki's lawyer

Then why worry? More over, our hanging out is out of pure innocence. Let's just keep it as our little secret.

We did. She promised not to tell Bola and I promised not to tell Ken. After we finished the second bottle of California red, we had become best friends under the candle lights. She loosen her inhibitions . She let her guard down, my d*ck let me down. I let my best friend down.
At 1am, there is no way she was going home, so we both agreed as friends to just cuddle and talk about all the reasons while we can't. Cuddling led to kissing each other to savour how wine might taste on another persons' mouths, i did the lord luggard journey down her boobs and she became wet like the Niger delta. She reached for my d*ck and held it like a microphone saying to it

'Ministry of environment there is wet spill down here *she touches her poo sea* don't you have work to do?...

We made love 1st, then pucked for the 2nd round then in the morning, we banged.

Now back to the issue at hand. We have not been able to stop pucking since last month. Nowadays, I can't look at my guy in the eye. I feel guilty. I mean how do you feel when she sucks your d*ck but uses that same mouth to kiss your friend in their pre wedding picture on his whatsapp dp? I have tried to step down from the best man position but Ken will have nothing of it. Last week, I thought about telling him to come clean even though I will be known as betrayal for life but I am afraid. One, he is a high ranking officer fighting boko haram. He could lose it and shoot me in the pucking head. I also don't wanna burst his bubbles for he is always singing Rosie's praises to everybody who cared to listen and post her wife material qualifications on Facebook.

What makes me less afraid is that Rosie has no single atom of guilt in her. She goes on with planning the wedding as the most righteous lady on earth. On Wednesday when we went out to trial out suits and her wedding gown. She treated me normally and formally. But on my way home, she put a paper in my hand saying why have I not been picking Bola's call. Before I could even say a word. She said that is from Bola. Played along.

When I got home, I open the paper thinking Bola was tired of technology and wanted the old school letter thing. Only to see these words from Rosie

Hey lover,
Tuesday is the only free time I have from this hectic wedding up and down. Let's make it the puck of our life. Get room 7 in that guests house and 2bottles of our regular wine. No more calls or texting for now. I will be there 11am.

Our best man with the best d*ck
Xoxo

imam07:
Come unilorin and see wit your eyes. It can contain more than 5 different institutions.

UncleJudax:
Continue praying!

royalamour:
Sexy, that is what they know. Whores with stinking characters.

lilytender:
You are a learner, Ubi has chopped and cleaned mouth and reduced her market value. He has also moved on to the next victim which is Tboss.

booscy:
Onye Nzuzu, in fact ndi nzuzu.
Going through all these just to get at a man who is probably having big time fun elsewhere.
If you like act porn, fact still remains that you started what you couldn't finish and you're irresponsible.

lifestyle1:
These old women no they shame.

booscy:
Onye Nzuzu, in fact ndi nzuzu.
Going through all these just to get at a man who is probably having big time fun elsewhere.
If you like act porn, fact still remains that you started what you couldn't finish and you're irresponsible.

Bolster:
Actually this government gave them N27billion through CBN

yarimo:
Slow but surely BUHARI is taking nigeria to the promise land of Developments.
Sai baba

medexico:
Neither do I

sarrki:
On behalf of the Southwest Progressives

I say Pmb Mungode

Thank you Mr President

Thank you Muhammadu Buhari

Thank You Amaech The lion and Conqueror of the South south and South East politician

medexico:
I can never snap a picture with any of them. why would I? becasue of bbn? mtsheeew

Henrodah:
So who was in the land before their coming? Gauls? Huns? Barbarians? Celts? Fill me in bro.

EarthXmetahuman:
I meant northern Europe.

I'm talking about the story not the show. The show is less is 50% accurate but the story is 90-99% accurate.

EarthXmetahuman:
ofcourse. There is always addition and may be not much substraction in every documentary movies or series to keep you interested in watching or to keep you entertained.

But the whole story its self is historically accurate and it was based on European history and how the vikings (eastern Europeans) helped shaped Christianity as a religion. No addition or subtraction.



You can also read about vikings or read entire European history, about the Anglo saxons, the Roman empire ( that's gave birth to smaller nations) , etc. It will put things in perspective how much accurate the show really is.

Henrodah:
The Anglo Saxons colonised England.

EarthXmetahuman:
Go and watch "the viking" on history channel.


The show is historically correct.

aaronson:
After the fall of the Roman empire due to constant war, there were lots of break up factions and other tribes coming to form new empire such as Constantinople, Byzantine etc. The British was among the Byzantine it got invaded by the vikings, it broke up yet again then British became autonomous but still under the watch of the pope of the Roman Catholic, then one of the sons of the then British king broke out with some people and called themselves Francs (France) after the death of the then British king. There was constant war between France and Britain which the pope eventually settled but to the benefit of the francs. British just went their way trying to protect her kingdom eversince and doing away with the roman Catholics and stop taking orders from the pope but their King/Queen.

DoTheNeedful:
Our dear brother Cyriacus Izuekwe, more ink to your pen . Thank God it is not Ejigbo this time.

BedLam:
I knew it was gonna be a black man. Call it hate or whatever you want, only a stupid man and his wife would buy a such a car for her daughter that's not probably working.
Cars are liability whether you like it or not.

Blackman's desire.

henrysolution:
you see the problem with feminist, thinking we are equal, a woman is a QUEEN not a KING.
We may be equal but we are also different.

henrysolution:
you see the problem with feminist, thinking we are equal, a woman is a QUEEN not a KING.
We may be equal but we are also different.