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 Jokes Etc › Husbands For Sale! by mohjee(op): 10:12am On Feb 18, 2008 |
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Abuja, where a woman may go in to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE. There are six floors and the attributes of the man increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch, you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to the exit building! So, a woman goes to the husband store to find a husband, On the first floor, the sign on the floor reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and are religious. the second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, religious, and love kids. the third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, religious, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow", she thinks but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: floor 4 - These men have jobs, religious, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the house work. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "i can hardly stand it!" still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have job, religious, love kids, are drop dead good looking, help wiv the house work, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the husband store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: A Christian Dog: by mohjee(op): 10:06am On Feb 15, 2008 |
atleast i try, give honour to whom its due  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Free Night Calls by mohjee(op): 4:05pm On Feb 14, 2008 |
@ success yeah ryte |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Free Night Calls by mohjee(op): 3:56pm On Feb 14, 2008 |
thnx ituen, this guy needs brushing up |
| Jokes Etc › A Christian Dog: by mohjee(op): 2:56pm On Feb 14, 2008 |
A man who lost his most cheriched possesion that happens to be his dog went to a nearby church for a special service to be conducted for his dog; Man: Pastor i just lost my dog could you spare me 10mins out of your sunday service for a special prayer for my dog. Pastor: sorry we can't do that here, this is a believers church, why don't you check the church down town, they are not so sure of their faith so they should do that for you. Man:ooh thanks. The man walked away, but turned back to the pastor after a few steps; Man: sorry to bother you pastor, do you think N5 million dollars is too small for donation in such church. Pastor: (licking his lips), common man you din tell me your dog was a christian, bring him here, we will start the service immediately.  [/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Free Night Calls by mohjee(op): 2:27pm On Feb 14, 2008 |
is that all, i dnt know if you noticed, i left here to pick the deliveries sent by wht i call a REAL MAN, is not abt all those 10 things u listed, is about, EGO, MONEY!!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Free Night Calls by mohjee(op): 1:22pm On Feb 14, 2008 |
abeg tell am say i no lele, guys too much cos am hottttttttttttttttttttttttttt |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Free Night Calls by mohjee(op): 1:14pm On Feb 14, 2008 |
can you imagine this success gut, lola, |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Free Night Calls by mohjee(op): 12:45pm On Feb 14, 2008 |
@ success if lola is already on you, forget meooo, cos myself n lola are good frends, she neva gist you |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Free Night Calls by mohjee(op): 12:01pm On Feb 14, 2008 |
ooh, nairaland, well, am new, pls understand, trying to adjust |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Free Night Calls by mohjee(op): 11:47am On Feb 14, 2008 |
@ success whats NLD? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Free Night Calls by mohjee(op): 11:38am On Feb 14, 2008 |
@ ituen, what the hell is what, my joke you mean, what the heavens does it look like, Hiss!!! |
| Jokes Etc › Free Night Calls by mohjee(op): 5:07pm On Feb 12, 2008 |
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnng!!!, Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnng!!!, Riiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnng!!!, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(yawns)…I think thats my fone ringing……ooooooooooh….who could be calling this late………meeeehn!!! its 12.30am……, who the hell could be calling me this late……an unknown number….damn!, well…, lemme see it could be Wole…it would be nice talking to him after all this while….i grudgingly picked up the phone: Me: Hello Voice: Hi sweetie Me: Sorrrrrrrrry! Voice: Sweetheart, I just said hello Me: Yeah, but I don’t know you Voice: Dollie! You don’t have to, it’s just that you know, your voice is mesmerizing, scintillating, captivating, infact am seriously in love with you…you know what…, i think we are meant to be….have always dreamt about you….your beauty, your figure…your gait. I mean I see us walking down the aisle together…you are…. Me: (getting really mad) hey! Hold on this must be a wrong number cos I don’t know you…where did you get my number from? Voice: Well……a friend gave me your number …, you are Moji right….i think we should hook up…you know what I mean Me: Hiiiiiiiiissssssssss!!! I switched off my fone immediately….what nonsense! But really GLO, MTN CELTEL…I think this cool - talk think is crap |
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