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| Husbands For Sale! by mohjee(f): 10:12am On Feb 18, 2008 |
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Abuja, where a woman may go in to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE. There are six floors and the attributes of the man increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch, you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to the exit building! So, a woman goes to the husband store to find a husband, On the first floor, the sign on the floor reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and are religious. the second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, religious, and love kids. the third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, religious, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow", she thinks but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: floor 4 - These men have jobs, religious, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the house work. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "i can hardly stand it!" still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have job, religious, love kids, are drop dead good looking, help wiv the house work, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the husband store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day! |
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