₦airaland Forum

chue:
yessire I'm in skul too nd I was told 2com 2mao......me is lodgin if yu get money telme we fit stay same room+change of plans I dey stay wit 1 lecturer yu fit join me do houseboy like wash car etc

Money boku for here na. chimo!!! house boy ke...where are you??

Greetings people. If it is possible for you to stay at home and come tomorrow,do that. Also,if you are on your way to UNIBEN,sorry. If you don't want to join the league of students(freshers and staylites) standing outside Hall 2 like me and you dey Ore,just tell the driver to drop you and find your way back home. The reason is that clearance for temporary hostel starts tomorrow but would possibly be asked to sleep at the common room tonight. Once again,greetings....

uju18:
why are you crying nw,we're not yet sure let's see how it goes

Hi Uju....see ehn..its enough for one to cry. I dey school presently and what you said was right....

odizeey:
talk wetyn u know men. some of my guys clear 1st semester collect record file second semester. u dnt nid it to clear. na wetyn mk ppl nearly die last yr.
first rule in Uniben is to observe , secondly no form too know. ask questions

Thanks.well,it was observed by me during the 2013/2014 clearance that the first thing to do is to pay for the record file.I am not really talking about collection of record file. Love those rules of Uniben...

Greetings to all. Na wa o.See as blood dey hot. I think one should go some few days before clearance date given.See ehn,clearance is not all about carrying 'kpali' and then showing them to clearance officers. You might have heard of Record File,right?? That's what you're suppose to get before showing documents to officers. I don't want to suppose it is on the day you want to clear that you will start walking about trying to pay for Record File.Come early,pay for the files and wait for your date of clearance to show receipt of payments and documents. Like Uniben staylites will say,'Have a stress free clearance'

kelechiMarie:
i'm not actually it'll be more stressful for me if i stayed in benin till lectures start

clearance no be beans o(a witness).It is possible for one not to clear on the said clearance date and there are other things attached...

kelechiMarie:
my clearance date is quite early so i'd come back to pack my things.
I dont wantu say in the hostel and the house in benin is empty.

It looks like you wanna stress yaself.

[color=#000000][/color] So are we saying the office of the First Lady should be scrapped??

If na committee dem wan set to do the right things make dem set am o!

tosyne2much: Egbon u are very very sensible... I will categorically say that any guy who attacks or rebuke you for dis write-up is guilty of woman wrapper-ing and low self esteem... Say no to woman wrapper-ing


Guys actually do silly poo that makes dem feel beneath ladies all in d name of being NICE. Take for example, I have uploaded my pix for quite a while ( abt a month ago ) and d highest av got is jst 13 likes ( fumble apart oooo, how many ladies profile pix betters mine?) Likewise some handsome dudes I view their profile by d reason of their sensible comments only to see mouth-opening nice profile pix but surprisingly, u would see little or no Likes.. It was so annoying wen a lady uploaded a picture of wack quality and she got 65 likes under 24 hours and I was lik WTF !!! The LIKING of evry lady's comment or pix is d beginning of woman-wrappering.


Secondly, the rate at which Nairaland guys sef dey fall person hand sef no be am at all, countless times, I have seen some dumb threads like , SEXYMARY I'm dying for u and so on.. it's not jst funny at all., It is jst d greatest exhibition of stupidity and immaturity) ...


Thirdly, d rate at which guys follow ladies on NL sef ehn na falling hand tins.. Most times, u wld even see some guys attack or belittle their male counterpart in threads that reveals d truth abt ladies so that it wld possibly increase dia chances of attention... Imagine a girl telling me to step outside and get her recharge card around 11pm and dat it was too late for her to go out and buy.. I was lik WTF!!! If it was 11pm at ur own place, is it 7pm at my own place ?

thanks jare....Commenting on girls picture is tiring.What I do is admire the picture and move on but comments like 'beautiful,give me ur number na' or 'sexy eyes nd lips' by guys makes no sense at all.

Iamsynord: This is the Edge Islam is having..Hw many Muslim clerics have we seen divorcing ?? The two Chris ( the Chris okotie) and now Chris oyalkilome who supposedly has A PhD in Theology.
hmn ??

Guy,please don't bring this issue about Islam being better than christianity or vice versa.Anybody can have little misunderstanding which could lead to divorce or it being resolved.

chimhigher: Congrats!! Derz online nd physical clearance,Online is Wen u pay ur acceptances fees,While physical z wen u table all ya documents..O level(statement of result or certificate) ,date f birth cert from local government ooo no b hospital own,Local govt cert 4rm ya villa,jamb admission letter,affidavit f good conduct say u no b bad mann nd u no b cultist.na 4 court u go do daht 1..ND MKE SURE D NAMES ND AGES N UR DOCUMENTS CORRESPONDS OOO..

TRUE TALK....

orluuchi: Add me on fb chibogu oluchi

DONE!! I hope U're the one I added cos the name I saw was Oluchi Chibogu.When I saw 'studying/studies at Uniben',I was moved to add and I sent a message.Pls,reply if u're the one.My FB name is Michael Isibor(not the other way round..hehe...)

benromeo39: create topics people are interested in. If I take a fake drug, my family doctor's hospital isn't far from the house. But if u are that desperate, take an unclad selfie and post it, if u don't get comments, feel free to sue me. THANK YOU.

Bros...he neva reach dat level na....

orluuchi: Mine is 54

Noted!! Lets wait and see what happens next.U will be given a course.Am sure of it but it may not be Nursing.I wuld love to hear from u later on.Are u on any social media platform??

orluuchi: I'm a nursing aspirant but no admission given yet. What is your aggregate?

well,my agg is 61.what's yours??

Ignyte: For this post mind now e want make i quit my dream


how many Literates have Lucrative Jobs?

by lucrative i don't mean d smaller part of a six figure salary.

I am an eighteen year old about delving into entertainment and i read this post. It is everything you have said is true. I study a course in the university and i have seen how much money the graduates of my course earn. Do you think i'll waste my life like that??.

A certain entertainer that came into limelight mid last year, makes 4million naira after every live performance. now, thats the dream.

i don't have any problems in my academics but if i stick to it ama be dead broke in the end. so, i have to chase the dream.

It seems to me that you are more and more interested in the money.Am also in your shoes,but let others see the gift you have then any money that come should be appreciated.

Guys please,to my own understanding,this topic is clearly not to discourage you from pursuing your talent(in which entertaining skill is one).You can pursue your education and as well develope or work on the talent you have.You don't know which one will pay off in future.

kulkatty: Hi
Please what was your aggregate??
Thanks

PUTME score:63 AGG:61 Are you for Nursing too??

kulkatty: Hi
Please what was your aggregate??
Thanks

PUTME score:63 AGG:61

Joshuaaig: Now we're already given admission, what are we to do next? Are we to print admission letter immediately?

I will advise u wait for Uniben to release/paste their admission status on their website.

ojingbe: www.jamb.org.ng/postregistrationefacility/CheckAdmissionStatus.aspx?id=3B0B5F04-AC3A-4850-84E4-E7C7AE6CB03E follow this link

I have been admitted into Nursing/Nursing science.Any nursing aspirant here?Make we meet.Thanks for the link.

lawyer: why are these old cargoes crying? After cheating? See all these Teenage German girls compared to these Nigerian old mama youngies. God will not encourage dupes and cheats that's why they will never win this competition till they repent and use real teenagers

I don't like this talk of u'rs.How u take knw say the germans are all teenagers?? U don see their birth cert. Or whatever they use over there?? At least give credit to the Nigerian team.I don't just know why Nigerians can't appreciate their own.

ITS ALL OVER!!! BUT WHY NA??ehnn WHY

Emvin: I hope all d d chances d girls have missed we not come 2 hunt us

It has started already.Just a GOAL Nigeria,please!!!

It is painful how medical practitioners who are devoted to making life/body well for the sick are the ones dying of same disease.Because of this happenings,my mum told me not to go into my desired medical profession(not yielding though).

Hmm...good news I say but what seems to be of concern to me is the fact that there is no report of/from the BOKO HARAM members captured by the Nigeria Force.All they need to do is to siphon information from them.Ask them questions about their hideout and possibly the whereabout of the abducted girls and young men and take action immediately (period!!).If na person wey thief #5 or yam for market or commit one small crime ,they go wan beat or torture the person die all in the name of getting information.Let them do same to this BH members.

MOIart: Am tipping ARSENAL for the win(not an Arsenal fan though).

WELLDONE team ARSENAL.Good start.

Am tipping ARSENAL for the win(not an Arsenal fan though).