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As for me, I like to be slapped and kicked, insulted and force fed kitten (which I eat very well). I also like to suck toes of a beautiful well pedicured woman. I don't mind being pegged with a strapon either.
I want a new dominatrix in Lagos, strong , mean and sexy dominant female with D cup jugs.

Send pix, CV and stats to MrSpank@bigfoot.com

Francis5:
See "mumurity". Your own photos are not recycled?

Oh boy e be like say Yoruba voodoo of confusion don take ova you ooo...beta run to my shrine for cleansing before it consume you. Ha ha ha !

goldbim:
firstly, my name is not BIMBO. Ooooooooooooo.secondly, I have jst ONE MONIKER on NL..so,get your facts right,sir..brother molotov1,if you feel you are good @knowing ppl's real names then FBI'l aprc8 your services more.not an innocent citizen expressing herself online..GOODDAY..

OK ma ! Lmao !

goldbim:
lol...dream on brother!!all the women in my family u saw in your sleep lastnyt bah??lemme oo.funny guy.

Bimbo let's not live in denial...I know every inch of u.
Or do u want me to mention your other moniker on this forum ?
If not that I need to shield my identity, I would prove to u and NL, I know u ...too well B.A

Smellymouth:
Now this is getting interesting
Can u give me a description of her? Pls

That is absolutely against my code of conduct. If you know what I mean. Just take it, the babe is stacked so heavy her back is strong like a labourer's A girl will need to be strong to carry that load and she is.

Smellymouth:
pleasures of wat?

You know, with the volume of NL babes I've encountered offline...I'm not permitted to kiss n tell all details. bimgold is DD plus, that's all I will say.

Good and fit ladies out there, I need a yet another NEW dominatrix..I'm in Lekki. Pls apply within.

Smellymouth:
Pishures or...........

Seeing is believing bro...but take it frm me goldbim is blessed in that dept. All the women in her fam are like that.
Those twinz are probably the most formidable pair I've had the pleasure of...

ourchoice:
why do u need a relationship when u are not ready to indulge in what comes with relationship with the opposite sex? Is there anywhere Bible said u must have a boyfriend

If u know u aren't ready to give what relationship demands, then forget about keeping a boyfriend and face your life alone!

If I may ask, what will u give to the guy u will be dating in exchange for his gifts, calls, pampering, etc? I am sure nothing but forming his girlfriend with rules and laws!

Why are women so selfish and wicked? U want to collect but u don't want to give!

It is simple, avoid relationship and pray for your husband to come soon.

Any guy that tells u that he will date u, stay committed to u, be assisting u, calling u happily as his girlfriend and not expect or demand sex from u is a big liar! He will only pretend while having sex with some other girls behind u and fooling u with sweet words of how he doesn't care about sex.

Any guy ready to accept no sex relationship won't need a girlfriend in the first place....so to say, such guys don't date!

You too shouldn't date! Stay on your own if u truly want to please God!

Ever since I decided not to indulge in sex outside marriage, I don't keep girlfriends....i don't woo girls....i stay on my own....i don't expect any girl to call me, text me, buy me gift or worry me...I am facing my life alone.

But u ladies want to have a boyfriend that will be spending on u, giving u money, taking u out, calling u always, doing this and that for u and at the end u don't give him anything in return, why? Is he your brother? Is he your father? Is he your cousin? Why must he be spending on u and not expect anything in return? What if after wasting his time and resources on u and u decide to leave him to marry another man, what will be his consolation?


The problem is it seems most ladies are selfish and greedy; they only think about what they want and don't care about what the man in their life want. Selfishness and greed are big sins too....flee from them. be yourself and stop dating if u want to be a true virgin in the sight of God.

What else do u have to offer to a man that will date u? Can u spend on him? Can u buy him a car? Can u even buy him clothes, shoes? Can u take him out, pay and not grumble? What do u have to offer this man that will date u and not ask u for sex? Do u think being a virgin is all men want from a wife? Then think again

Yeah most of these our sisters are just greedy they want the best of all worlds on a platter of gold.

Your advice is golden. Let her keep away from guys since all they want is sex and pray for a husband to arrive by dhl express.
They come to forums and cry guys this guys that, but little do they know what certain guys like yourself are going thru. I know a guy just like you no gf, no one night stands, he's not expecting anything from these girls till he gets married.

Why can't these girls do the same and let us have some peace ?

@Ornate1

Ok girl, you're sounding like you been there...you have seen all there is to see in terms of guys. But the truth is you seem to attracting the Same type of guys..Scumbags !

I don't want you to make a generalization that all men are scumbags. Many guys will put up with a no sex rule long enough to marry you, if u got the qualities of a good woman, like a certain 'Steve' guy said earlier.

You really got to examine yourself and the kind of signals you're sending out. My elders say an open wound attracts many flies.

Next, from they way you write, you appear to be a female who looks down on guys in general. That attitude alone unconsciously drives really nice guys away, so again I say Examine yourself.


You seem pretty attractive, send me a pix. Maybe all you need is man that truly understands you and ready to work out your issues with you. That could be me, you know ?!!

Atlantian:
Hahahahahahaa, the way you people write billionaire is so funny.

No vex, Billyonaire.

NEXT !!!

I doubt this is the official party line of the Igbo race, otherwise they are cursed race indeed. If not, then those responding to the lunatic OP , should please ignore him and others who create such topics here.

These socio-paths want you to validate their lunacy and you legitimise their psychoses when you respond.

OP you're on point.
Our SW houses of assembly up until now have only engaged in amassing wealth and having a good time. Its now time to get serious with their job of protecting their constituents.

Let's form pressure groups at all levels and sensitize the average SWner. A brilliant post like this shouldn't end up on nairaland only.

We can make contributions and place them in the national dailies, these so-called Honorables need a wake up call !

My guy, if you have anything to counter the issues raised by the OP please go on and do so. Let's try to stick to the issues.

Your post below makes you sound like one of those scavengers feeding off crumbs from under GEJ's table.

Dlionsheart:
@op, you're a disgrace to your generation. No wonder your family are always ashamed of you. Why not concentrate on cleaning up the mess that'd shredded your miserable life??


BONKERS!!!

qualified:
What does he have against GEJ?
Why is most of them clamouring for a Northen candidate? I didnt read they wan him out cos of non-performance but they need a Northern candidate. SE and SS cant stay for complete 2 terms? Seriously, i am sick wit all these regional politics.
Dont worry sir, god-fathers dont make kings any more but GOD the Father does!

If you're from the SE, I won't advise you to claim this president as one of you're own. GEJ is from the SS not SE. I personally want him out becos he's a nonchalant leader who's govt isn't corrupt but very good at stealing.

And Don't worry the same God you mentioned has rejected both SS,SE and Core North from Aso Rock come May 29.

Lol ! So easy to brainwash people on NL.
See as they nod head "thanks OP"

Your eyes will soon clear about this really means. Nonsense !

I agree with you !

Jonathan has rigging on his mind, there will be bloodshed if he wins miraculously.
Buhari on the order hand, isn't to be trusted with power if he gets there.

Even Dangote has been impoverished by our able and amiable Jonathan and we still have poeple here who think they will become billionaires under GEJ, shouting Jona till 2019.

Ok oooooo...!

Jregz: IT`S NOT HITTING THE FRONT PAGE

I pray it doesn't. Can't trust Seun these days....

PvtParts2: COMING from a conspiracy theorists brain drain.

Shekau is also Jewish and you can add the entire Zeta gang in Mexico.

A fool is an irredeemable dunce because he assumes he/she knows sh1t.

How can Al Baghdadi be Jewish, Mr. CIA?

French Press Report Al baghdadi is Mossad Asset






Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, so-called ”Caliph,” the head of ISIL (Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant is,
according to sources reputed to originate from Edward Snowden, an actor named Elliot Shimon, a
Mossad trained operative.
Simon Elliot (Elliot Shimon) aka Al-Baghdadi was born of two Jewish parents and is a Mossad agent.
We offer below three translations that want to assert that the Caliph Al-Baghdadi is a full Mossad agent
and that he was born Jewish father and mother:
The real name of Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is “Simon Elliott.”
The so-called “Elliot” was recruited by the Israeli Mossad and was trained in espionage
and psychological warfare against Arab and Islamic societies.
This information was attributed to Edward Snowden and published by newspapers and other Web sites:
the head of the “Islamic State” Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, has cooperated with the U.S. Secret Service, British
and Israel to create an organization capable of attracting terrorist extremists from around the world.
Source: Radio ajyal.com
Another source corroborates this statement, the site Egy-press:
With photo support, a Iranian media discovers the true identity of the Emir Daash, a trained Zionist agent.
Iranian intelligence discovered the true and full identity of the Emir Daash, which is known under the
name Abu Bakr Al Baghdadi; his real name is Elliot Shimon. Its role in Mossad secret agent in the Zionist
espionage. His false name: Ibrahim ibn Awad ibn Ibrahim Al Al Badri Arradoui Hoseini.
The plan: get into the military and civilian heart of the countries that are declared as a threat to Israel in
order to destroy to facilitate thereafter, the takeover by the Zionist state on the entire area of the Middle
East in order to establish Greater Israel.
Here are the borders of the Zionist project, the “Greater Israel” or “Eretz Israel” for short.
These facts confirm the first that came out a few days ago, confirming that the Caliph Rolex is sent to
Israel to sow chaos in neighboring countries the Zionist entity. Please note that EIIL announced it a few
days ago that, to want to now take the “barbarians Jews”, a reference to Zionists besiege Gaza.
Practice! Having devastated the area of Israel, it will now allow the Americans and the Israelis to show
the fingers as bloody terrorists to shoot at faster to defend the Zionist state, while the same let them
proliferate and act with impunity for over two months now. Prepare a project they probably from the
famous Arab Spring with the destabilization of Iraq, Sudan, Tunisia, Egypt, Libya, Syria and Mali (among
others). Clever!

Beautifully put, I like the way you make your point and state 'your' facts devoid of sentiment and emotion.

However, no matter how well you think a government has performed or 'not set the country back" as you put it, CORRUPTION or the lack thereof remains the benchmark for progress in the developing world.

Nigeria, as we speak is taking a massive hit from corruption at unprecedented scale. Nigeria is being eaten alive by it or wouldn't you agree ? Isn't there anything that can be done (by the presidency) to curb it ?

OBJ like it or not, like others of his ilk are dinosaurs, clinging to last the last strands of relevance they have left. Although he may have heated up the polity with his epistle, there is very little he can achieve with it on the long term.

Whether he's a hypocrite or not, OBJ will be judged by the contents and intention behind that letter, true or false.

A more honest person would have written, "Dear GEJ, I have ruled, I've made my mistakes. However, you are presently at the controls, please tell us what are your plans are and WHERE ARE YOU TAKING NIGERIA TO ?"

OBJ isn't the threat here, let's not try to use a sentimental approach (like others are trying to do) to obfuscate that fact.

callmenow: It is duplicitous to attack @deletrue for a well reasoned argument. Jonathan has been in power for over three years now. He did not set Nigeria back in the these preceding four years. What any reasonable person in Nigeria and or the western world, expected from Jonathan is to recruit able and capable managers, administrators and technocrats to manage Nigeria and improve Nigeria incrementally by say 3-10% each year, which the available statistics concurs with. The quality of his ministers so far has been second to none. Sanusi is not a Jonathan appointed administrator. He inherited him from the incompetent Yar Adua. He tried to sack him for running a parallel government, but the unnecessary outcry by Sanusi's people forced him to wait until his five year tenure expires next year. NNPC fraud was trumpeted by APC, Sanusi, Tambuwal, Jonathan haters and OBJ. These five leprous fingers of a hand of evil are now experiencing a confusion of their own making. None of them is talking of missing money any longer because Jonathan insisted that the reluctant Sanusi and his co-travellers should reconcile the figures with the agencies concerned. As I write, no money was missing. Yet Jonathan was labelled, 'clueless' 'bleep' by simpletons in this forum. Are you an APC sympathiser who is experiencing a 'tough' week?

deletrue: Some of you think we are as yeye and directionless as you are. Look, if not for my age, I would have sworn that God should punish you completely today. Are you happy the way Nigeria is? Can you point any individual who Obasanjo is friendly with among his followers after he left power? You dembest. Have you not been told about that money? All the explainations offered by analysts and NNPC management that it is likely that there is misunderstanding and miscalculation as to how NNPC money is channelled or appropriated, and that the money may not be stolen.
Are you happy with the role Obasanjo is playing when this old man is ever ready to turn this country to himself alone no matter the negative effects that will befall other Nigerians? Be very careful.

you're definitely typing from a laptop.
We are talking NEWS not history. Money or no missing money , you got that ? OBJ is history !
who has been in power in the last 4 years missing money or no missing money ?
Was it OBJ ?
Who's is at the helm ? During the scandals and coverups of the previous months and years
Was it OBJ ?
Was Nigeria a paradise before OBJ's letter ?
Madam ( you reason like a woman) I don't care who gave you laptop, you need to think before you open that black hole again and transfer it to post.

eye4eye: Awon omo ibo don vex o! They only want to talk about others, meanwhile their abode is the worst place in the South.

See as Afam dey cry already. Others coming to cry of Ibo victimization and marginalisation.

@op
Den go report you to UN o!

A funny group of people indeed.
Their leaders are drunken, carefree looters. Yet they haven't held any of them to account.
They rather come to another man's region to dictate how they want to be treated.
I look forward to the day they will take the LASG to the UN after they're dealt with once and for all.

My Dominatrix 'KEMI' has gone on youth service..girl I miss u bad !
My butt is no longer raw and sore from your brutal spanking..

I miss you shoving your pedicured feet into my mouth and barking orders at me to lick your wetness..

I'm sorry but I can't wait another 10 months b4 u spank me again.

I NEED A NEW DOMINATRIX
Pls ladies if any of u are up to the task..fit, busty ,good at controlling and humiliating an older man and can work a strapon
Send PIN message to 266EEDA7 or mrspank@bigfoot.com

Pastor telling a Prof to go back to school.

How do you think he became a Prof in the first place ? By writing scientific journals or by making half-baked challenges to findings on empirical studies.
How would u like it if they said you need to go back to bible school ?
The prof is not alone, You're asking a whole lot of American and British scientists to go return to school. Organic chemistry is one subject but the effects on a human is a different kettle of fish entirely.

davidylan: Prof Ilika needs to go back to school. polymers of ethylene are harmless.

Biceps.