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Family / Re: Reasons Kids Are Tiny Drunk Adults by MondayThompson: 5:49pm On May 15, 2013
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Sisi_Kill: Was banned by Py Guru last night before I could add this....HILARIOUS!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHxQH_g8dC0

I can't count how many kids I have seen do this...LOL!!!

It's amazing how they just keep keeping on, if adults embraced that kinda mentality for the things we..can you imagine what can be achieved?!! cheesy
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Sisi_Kill: Was banned by Py Guru last night before I could add this....HILARIOUS!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHxQH_g8dC0

I can't count how many kids I have seen do this...LOL!!!

It's amazing how they just keep keeping on, if adults embraced that kinda mentality for the things we..can you imagine what can be achieved?!! cheesy
am sure this guy is pretty good at sleep walking...his stomach will also be full when he wakes up
Career / Re: New Job Titles To Package Your Profession by MondayThompson: 12:36pm On Oct 23, 2012
lipsrsealed :-Xhmmmmmm
holajhdeee: To Package urself no be crime....

NEW JOB TITLES:

*Gardener: Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)

*House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)

*Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager
(OACM)

*Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH)

*Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor
Specialist (BCCS)

*Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician
(TWT)

*Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT)

*Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)

*Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer
(PSE)

*Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance
Officer (TPSO)

*Thief : Wealth re-Distribution Expert (WrDE)

*Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)

*Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS)

*Employee without Portfolio : Administration
Manager (AM)

*Cook : Gastrointestina l Nourishment Management
Executive(GNMO)

*Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist
(DSCRS)
Do Not Forget
*Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS)

*Gossip : Research & Communications Manager
(RCM).

*Bad Belle pple: Research, Analysis & Criticism
Specialist (RACS)

*Prostitutes: Temporary Spouse Replacement &
Care-Giving Executive (TSRCE)

*Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance
Executive (ATME)

*Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction
Engineer (AFTCE)

*Tailor: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS)

*Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE)

*Yahoo boy: International Wealth re-Distribution
Consultant (IWDC)

*Assassin: Human Population Control Officer (HPCO)
truly 9ja
:-Xhmmmmmm
holajhdeee: To Package urself no be crime....

NEW JOB TITLES:

*Gardener: Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)

*House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)

*Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager
(OACM)

*Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH)

*Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor
Specialist (BCCS)

*Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician
(TWT)

*Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT)

*Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)

*Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer
(PSE)

*Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance
Officer (TPSO)

*Thief : Wealth re-Distribution Expert (WrDE)

*Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)

*Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS)

*Employee without Portfolio : Administration
Manager (AM)

*Cook : Gastrointestina l Nourishment Management
Executive(GNMO)

*Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist
(DSCRS)
Do Not Forget
*Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS)

*Gossip : Research & Communications Manager
(RCM).

*Bad Belle pple: Research, Analysis & Criticism
Specialist (RACS)

*Prostitutes: Temporary Spouse Replacement &
Care-Giving Executive (TSRCE)

*Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance
Executive (ATME)

*Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction
Engineer (AFTCE)

*Tailor: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS)

*Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE)

*Yahoo boy: International Wealth re-Distribution
Consultant (IWDC)

*Assassin: Human Population Control Officer (HPCO)
truly 9ja

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