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Aunty nurse: U zuo sha.. How then did he get d message?

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preety, are u really a nurse? wow!
I've always wanted to date a nurse cuz I'm always feeling sick.
let's start a relationship immediately.
don't mind my name, u know say money no be problem.

I got some hilarious friends who'd crush even basketmouth. haha.

patholaw: @OP you fall my hand...after all d gragra u still beg cum pay 5k on top.....

oh, d guys fall ur hands?
d guy fall my head n legs...

the 'O'(oyedepo) @ d top needs to put winners group of companies in check.
him dey mad?.
o.p: next time u dey 4 church, pray dat d main OGA at d Top should punish dat dwarf, frog-eyed, bald- headed Oga at d top.
can i get an amen?!
offering time....

anitank: Yes they do pay together with May allawee.

By the way, is our POP really 6th of June? How sure are u?

Just Can't wait

swt hrt, i'm as sure as fashola: i saw nysc official calendar today.
i can't wait too.
"6th" of june is even too far for me: i wish we could just pass out by "6" O'clock today!
I'm funny right? ... hell yeah, i wanna be a comedian.

For example, Batch B corpers will pass out on 6th of june.
Now my question is: will batch B corpers be paid allawee for the month of june?
Ex Batch B corpers, you response will be most assuring.
Thanks.

fubbyy: Lol...

Am I cute?.... Check my profile pic and don't tell me if am cute or not because I already know what you will say,show it to your gf let her decide

Got dough?.... I can't tell because a rich guy is not rich to a richer guy, my dough is big enough in my own world

Got Game?.... This is what I can't explain, even a bus conductor got game as long as he succeeds getting grandnut hawkers laid, so as long as am getting them laid, I think I got game

Got talent?.... I don't know what you mean by this because it has nothing to do with this, elaborate please

Real players don't talk, I agreed with you that's why I don't make noise about how I get them laid, I only complained what some guys do that's painful

Beside you sound like one of the guys am complaining about because I can trace some jealous tendencies in your aggressiveness

Take it easy bro, you can upgrade your game too

jealous of u? dats a nice joke. lol.
trust me, i got so many hoes,
no love... I'm breaking hearts.

True2myself24: Or these could be signs that he's on the down low

my sentiments, exactly.

are u cute? no.
got dough? i don't think so.
got game? u gotta be kidding me.
got talent? yeah: u wish alot.
REAL PLAYERS DON'T TALK.
grow up.

Mart d dart: This thread is a big joke, Forfeiting your soul is definitely not the way to go *Unfollowing with Immediate effect*

scared of hell?
anoda brain washed soul.

Gigastar: u mean it only supports 2g and 4g! but is 4g in 9ja. THANKS.

am on g2 with 4g on Airtel / glo/ mtn.
neva tried etimumu.
da speed is equivalent to light!
pow!

achina boy: just tired of religion,,,,,,

me too.
same sh/it, different toilet.

jarva: GREAT NEWS FOR HTC USERS,I THINK I'V FOUND AN ACTUAL WRKIN ROOT METHOD FOR G2,UNFORTUNALY MY G2 IS CURRENTLY IN COMA BECAUSE OF A FALL IT HAD...but i'l fix it soon n test dis root method,i'v a gud feelin it'l wrk...got it frm xda n it involves flashin a file in recovery mode...when i confrm it,i'l post it ryt here...lets keep our fingrs crossd

patiently waiting.

Jenams: Tnx @MMM but wat has yanshin got to do wit my story? To answer ur question, Yes. (U hapi now?)

u get luck.
i 4 call u jonki.

beastie and d BEAST.

DaLover: n
N20,000 for all unemployed youths a month! Are u normal at all?

he said unemployed GRADUATES.
OdE.
are u normal?

Efikman: The man should SHUT UP joo. Was it Jonathan that ruled Nigeria for since after the war and the oil boom and squandered billions of petro dollars over the decades? Was it him that underdeveloped Nigeria to its present state? Was it him who caused the Dollar that was exchanging for 70kobo/Dollar to crash to 163Naira/Dollar? Was it him that stole over 22billion dollar oil windfall in the 90s? Or maybe it was him who is the cause of the current Bokoharam unrest we have in Nigeria. Abeg the man should go and park well.

I've never seen a man as foolish as you.
u should be cooling in jail for lack of common sense.
original OdE!

Billyonaire: You father is a total failure for raising such a wayward son, Are you mad or just plain silly ? 17 unused Ambulance cost how much ? I can singlehandedly buy 17 ambulances and dash your entire village. Nigeria is a rich country and we have average of 180 private jets so far from mostly Private citizens, if you are a failure, do not blame to President. Blame who ever fathered you.

still talking from his @ss....
empty vessel.
its a faceless forum ... so, u can be wateva u dream of.
billionaire indeed.
$hit-brain.

Billyonaire: Hahahahahahaha These Vultures will not cease to amaze me. So Jonathan should be impeached because of 17 Ambulances. How much does Air Force One cost ? Whats the cost of Marine one ? I cant believe these nematodes are this silly. So now, if Presidency uses 17 Ambulances, is it a problem ? How many people do you think work in the Presidency ? You haters are just too daft. If I have my way in the Presidency, its gonna be 100 Ambulances. Its NDelta Oil Money, not cocoa money, and not Groundnut Pyramid money.

WITH PEOPLE LIKE THIS, ALL HOPE IS LOST.
THIS IS THE BIGGEST FOOL OF THE YEAR.
CHARLIE, U DESERVE AN AWARD FOR YOUR FOOLISHNESS!

ifihearam: You are comparing a lady who fell off a bike with the office of the president? There are certain things in this country that is associated with the office. Ohh so you expect the president to keep record of medical ambulances at his disposal abi? Show me on president on earth without these and I will show you a liar. Abeg make unu do better things with unu time jare.

Please bear till 2019.

nothing funny.
u be confirm iti boribo!

bubadaniel13: OP just a question for the confused Mr Joel Brinkley,Is GEJ the first leader of Nigeria?how many years has he spent on power so far?Nigeria has been ruled by bad leaders for decades and u expect GEJ to turn bad things around within three years,the writer of the article must be dreaming.

this is why we never progress.
Ghana was is in a similar condition until one man: j.k rawlings decided to change d game.
it started with one regime, so ONE regime can end it.
use ur head u hediot!

israel007: Let me ask: did this corrupt practice start with GEJ? All the progressive promising change, as far as memories go, corruption has been eating Nigeria, has there ever been a day they come out to ask for a change and then be noble enough to. 'Make an attempt at stepping down so they are not part of the corruption? Nooo. They stayed in the system, enjoyed, spent their time, replaced. That seat with their candidates and once they fall our they come out with a front of saying we need to change somethings for the better. Betterment of who?

Exaggerated lies with truth to make everything look real!


Only one third has access to toilet?

This is why we never progress.
Ghana was is in a similar condition until one man: j.k rawlings decided to change d game with iron hands.
it started with one regime, so ONE regime can end it.
use ur head u hediot!

onyfrank: . Do u mean dat i myself dnt exist?
Where I am God is, wherever God is I am.

shut up n sit down!

^^^^
*yawns*
bull/$hit, same ol' story.

EMMAUGOH: cant believe this BBc week stoped working with web.gprs.mtnnigieria.net APN but as soon i changed it to BB apn,it went like jet...

what's d data cap for d weekly package?
does it work on android?
tanx.

pls, does mtn BIS still work on android devices?
i need recent confirmation.
tanx.

dopeJemi:

Listen.. U can't question God, nobody can.. God gave dem d chiLd/chiLdren in d first pLace. He knows wah He is doing, Let God do His thing and u'lL testify abt his miracuLous works and goodness at d End of it alL

xtains will always make excuses for their God!
dats fvking annoying! stop!

fittty: @ OP, YES BUT ONLY THESE TYPES!

looks like d multi purpose hall @ jigawa camp.
is it?