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mysticgal: Me i read newspapers in the toilet that my mum practically says i have a spiritual toilet husband.

ibiso1986: That reminds me, if u use blackberry, symbian or android phones, try and download NETQIN antivirus.. It has an ANTILOST feature that can make u retrieve ur lost or stolen phone.. It will send u the location of the thief and the number the thief is using(through a reporting number you'll have to set).. U can even use a female to get him through the number, or u can go to the location of the thief and trigger the anti theft alarm(through another smart phone) even if the phone is off.. I retrieved my mum's phone last month.. Though I used a babalawo format tru the thief's number.

Tinyemeka: Which church is that? BLW or Winners? I'm just curious.

anitank: WTF?!!! *rolling*

RuuDie: Well, one faithful evening I was on my way back from work (I.T student at the time), saw her walking down the street before mine, jerry-can in hand. I hastened and caught up with her at the shop where she wanted to buy kerosine, at first I just didn't know how to proceed, after a few hesitant seconds, I smiled and politely introduced myself. She was a really quiet, reserved individual but for some reason she didn't mind talking to me (or rather, answering my questions) and chatted idly for a couple of minutes as I escorted her back to her gate then took my leave, making certain I thanked her for giving me audience; adding a slight, courteous bow and gracious smile for good measure.

The next day, I took a chance and made certain I was outside by my street gate around that very time I'd seen her the previous day and it seemed as though fate wanted us to meet again because I spotted her after a few minutes going out on some errand. I caught up with her again and politely asked if I could accompany her; she accepted and we talked for bit more longer than the previous day.

Days after that I would 'time' my return from work to coincide with what I'd now established to be her preferred pattern for running her mum's errands... perharps, she also made it easy for me in this regard too. But we would stroll around and chit-chat. Slowly but surely, we got more comfortable with each other and just sort of 'eased' into the relationship. I didn't have to explicitly 'pop the question', we just sort of tacitly agreed to date and that evening stroll which was a catalyst of sorts for our coming together, turned into something customary.

M M M: Assalaamat

Don't worry I will link u up 2 some ashawo

Dey re even d best

Austinodark: Babe,you are cute!

uniqueval: Tactics #2

I rememba one of my Exes, right after we met briefly n exchanged numbers, I sent ha an sms few nights after... Here goes:



Bunmi u av got d candle
I av got d light
Let me light ur candle
I promise to kip d flame burnin
D flame dat can't b extinguished by d wind nor rain
Bunmi, let me light you candle
We wld burn together
Till the very last thread...


**i got a response 2days later to ask wen I'm comin wit my match stick... (U can guess d rest)


*VAL d uncrownedpoet
(Professor of women affairs)
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cunlebaale: Lesson learnt: Life is in stages. U cant b a millionaire talkless a billionaire in 1 day. This is a hugn lesson 4 we youth.
This write-up rili intrigues me. Thks Iyaniwura

Arcard: Omo c face o

ebyjoyken: my friend go sit down for dirty. What do you even think you are doing? You better watch what you say before God will get angry with you.please go away jooor. Msheeeeeeeeew

chucksbadt: nka basara ya

milkymesh: Nothing is wrong in that pix. These Americans with their dirty mind. In naija some family with teenage girl walking unclad in the comfort of their home. Even bro n sis bathing 2geda. Una mind too dirty. People who are raising eye brow are the once capable of doing dirty things with minors.

alpha conde: Common yahoo yahoo, he made it big time. U guys help me warn up coming yahoo yahoo boys to give up and turn a new leaf. The end is always shameful