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bakila:
Yes. When pressed try to ignore the anus and see.

Biko I wouldn't want to find out o. They say Ignorance is bliss or is it bae

bakila:
If the anus is not coordinated to think with the brain properly shiiit can be peoblem, which may lead to surgery.

...Chimo. Does that mean the anus has a mind of its own?

Keneeby:
PDP is leading in 12 LGAs.

12 Local governments in Anambara state abi?

Massive jubilations as APC are leading comfortably in the results released so far. Please the authority should be on alert lest somebody trys to escape dressed as a woman when APC is finally declared the winner.

SenorFax:
Inec president, how market!??

Nna market they boom o, especially in this kind of period.

peeps4u:
Even while voting is still on?
Even when Ekiti only has 16LGs?

What do you guys gain from deliberate lies?

but a guy up there said PDP is leading in 19 out of the 16 local govts.

fatiaforreal:
How is ANRP, and other new parties faring?

mtheew, do they have 5k to share?

APC leading in 36 of the 38 local governments, what a run! Ijero is tithly contested.

Did someone just said APC is winning in 13 Local Governments already? Wow!

Igbo Amaka!

pyyxxaro:
HOPE IT WONT AFFECT THE PRICE OF OLIVE OIL


NAA TO PUT SMALL IGBOO SEED /LEAF MAKE THE OLIVE OIL HOT


AT ALL AT ALL NAIM BAD PASS

Chimo! Olive oil and igbo. What a wiket kombianashion!

I swear this one weak me.

Nairaland investigators no waste time at all. Kudos

kabawa:
After reading this you will believe me .
1. GARRI HAS NO ADVERT BUT PEOPLE BUY IT MORE THAN INDOMIE. .
2. IT IS A SMALL WORLD DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN WALK FROM NIGERIA TO AUSTRALIA. .
3. IF THE ALARM TONE OF A CHINA PHONE CANNOT WAKE YOU UP, IT MEANS YOU ARE DEAD. .
4. NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS,2018 WILL BE A YEAR OF SUCCESS AND BREAKTHROUGH IN YOUR LIFE. .
5. IN 2018, NO ONE WILL WALK TO YOU AND SAY "I AM SORRY",BUT THEY WILL SAY CONGRATULATIONS.. .
6. THE HANDS THAT COMMENT "AMEN" WILL CLAIM ALL THE BLESSINGS AND WILL LIVE TO SEE WHAT GOD HAVE PLANNED FOR THEM.....

AMEN IN JESUS NAME

tonididdy:
oh friend ,God will not smile at you for a test like this when you are fully educated of the cons of such practise.
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Do you still want to test God?

You are not getting me. Like I said, one should not go about looking for trouble BUT, if by chance you are faced with one...you have to face it. 1st Timothy 4 vs 4-5 says: For everything God created is good, and nothing is to be rejected if it is received with thanksgiving. 5: For it is sanctified by the word of God an prayer. No education can override the word of God, be sure to take note of that. There are a lot of diseases that science (Education) have no answer to since time immemorial, what do you have to say about that? What man cannot do is a piece of cake for God.

tonididdy:
why not save yourself the stress and follow the preferred formula...You don't have to test God .

The formula of men? Test me in this," says the LORD Almighty, " Malachi 3:10. Though you may say its unrelated bug God actually wants us try to try Him as he is capable of ANYTHING. Psalm 46: 10 Says " Be still and know that I am God. Just test Him. What I mean by testing Him is not by you looking for trouble here and there but when you run into one, dont cower, He is more than capable to turn the gravest of situation around.

NaijaElba:
Seems you are with me in this. I think Education and too much exposure is doing more harm than good which is making a lot of ladies lose good men that comes their ways. In this girl case, what happens to those illiterate that impregnate themselves anyhow without doing any test. How many cases of SS have they recorded with the way people sleep around without checking their genotype status. Our forefathers didn't do all these funny test before they give birth to our healthy parents. I just have the believe that if AS vs AS couple have the mind or thought of given birth to SS, it will surely come to them. One needs to be positive in life.

On point. Even the Bibles says whose report will you believe. Later they will all go to church and be claiming Christians without living the life of Christ. Romans 10 vs 10 says: For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. Believe and say that you want to see and so shall it be.

Nice one

ItzBIM:
Woss.. if u like gather chest like the rock, at the end of the day if you no get money you go hide your face ni o

So someone cannot gather chest in peace.

DREAMZZZ:
i dont know why you guys love decieving yourselfs it would easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for liverpool to beat real madrid

You were saying?..lol

Is this the same Real Madrid that wants to beat Liverpool... Ajekun Iya

Na wa

E like like say this man never try Dr Uguebe "Gboko Cleanser"

You mean like plantain chips?

slimany:
FCMB no be bank at all. These is the first banking institution that my balance will be minus ---#280. Those guys are real fraudsters. They can milk u dry. Immediately they started removing 50naira from my money on every money sent to me. I had no other option than to hit and fly. Awon shakushaku

Eleyi gidi gan

No innovation in designs at all. They had to do copy-copy. That G80 is a combination of G-wagon and Jeep and also that truck is a photocopy of Toyota Tundra. They have a long way to go.

Dongoyaro Damboroba!

But lead us not into temptation

Modsenemy:
We talking Biafra here and u talking bout photo effect .

Damn!

Let them open border for us let's run away ...

Hahaha....e don reach dat level?

Justfavourme:
You are all invited, 27th/28th October 2017
Venue: Anglican Church, Egbeda, Ijumu, Kogi State

Are you Saheed Osupa's junior brother?

Stingman:
I also agree with NK... but your ranting is full of emotion, What about the Igbos in Computer village, Alaba, Aspanda, Building material market in Coker, those in Tejuosho, Broad street Lagos, Isaele Eko, etc, etc...are they also lost sheep? Calm down bro...

Guy why are are acting like a Unity begger? This is unlike a true Yoruba, matter of fact I want to believe you are not a Yoruba because we DONT beg...I mean never. We stand alone, no attache is needed. Yoruba is South West plain and and periodas we dont align with others to seek relevance. Let them form their SS/SE we care less.