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RomanceRe: Dicks Will Be Useless In The Next 50 Years by MOnkeyBabe(f): 7:10am On Jun 12, 2020
mmars:
This is one hell of a delusion ladies have been servicing them self's with fingers and different kind of objects since 20th century no matter the newest invention the feeling of a living soul digging your wet little hole can never be replaced it was created to be that way even lesbians take a break some times to eat raw dick like one less for my school then i smash her raw without nylon the next day i saw her with her suppose gf she just do like say she no know me but we no do am again ohh
Op is a man trying to CAtch fun with you GUys. Don't fall for it
RomanceRe: Dicks Will Be Useless In The Next 50 Years by MOnkeyBabe(f): 6:58am On Jun 12, 2020
Justbehave:
Shut up.Why won't you get tired of dick when your guy weh be water child don use him spirit dick scatter your punna.
ChAi. POSteR no Get jOy, YoU Remember heR threaD
RomanceRe: Dicks Will Be Useless In The Next 50 Years by MOnkeyBabe(f): 6:53am On Jun 12, 2020
DenreleDave:
With the rate of ladies that self service themselves, it's very obvious that dicks will certainly be useless in 50 years time.... More like saying Men will be useless in the next 50 years coz to even get a baby, ladies can consider other options..

Ladies will self service themselves with Big cucumber, plantain, and so on...


Most ladies now have sumtin they use to self service anytime they feel Hot..


Guys, what can we do to stop this??


Cc: Capslocked westernlove ubunja martinez39s madeinchenzen2 seanwilliam seanjy4konji LegendaryLover omar09


Cc: lalasticlala seun Dominique abeg push go front page
Please talk for yourSelf. I coolloVe RealD! And the feel of mASCUline aRms enGUlfing and CAReSsinGmi. Is it pre-intimacy and MouthAction kiss? GO get yourself an expeRienCeD ma winkn. YouR Guys Cheated you.. too bad
CelebritiesRe: Mother Under Fire For A Bikini Photo Session Of Her 5 Years Old Daughter by MOnkeyBabe(f): 6:50am On Jun 12, 2020
Vyzz:
I don't understand what type of mothers we have now



Look at the way the Don the bring this one up now



Someone that should be reading



When I had my 8 years old birthday, daddy bought me things fall apart....



Oya see this one...


And some people with fish brain go defend this one....




Kukuma naked her, after all she is just a child...



*pollutes the air and walks out.. The guy beside the door grabs handkerchief but the thing the smell too much, na so he hold me ask "oga why u go dey mess anyhow" I replied "na ur mess" everybody come hold me for neck the halla for me, na the matter we still the settle*
At least She's not nakeD. Don't know about you. As a GiRl Kid, I Always wanted to try new things out.
CelebritiesRe: Mother Under Fire For A Bikini Photo Session Of Her 5 Years Old Daughter by MOnkeyBabe(f): 6:48am On Jun 12, 2020
dawnomike:
Quite absurd...
what if it was shot At the BeaCh or POol. No matteR hOw you see it, there's always mORAl juStification for PeOple'S ACtiOns.
CelebritiesRe: Mother Under Fire For A Bikini Photo Session Of Her 5 Years Old Daughter by MOnkeyBabe(f): 6:46am On Jun 12, 2020
NwaliE01:
Most 21st century mothers are colloquial failure.
Mortality is fast becoming a thing of the past.
mateRnity*
CelebritiesRe: Mother Under Fire For A Bikini Photo Session Of Her 5 Years Old Daughter by MOnkeyBabe(f): 6:44am On Jun 12, 2020
merieam16:
d mother cant wait 4 her 2 b a hoe.losho
no
CelebritiesRe: Mother Under Fire For A Bikini Photo Session Of Her 5 Years Old Daughter by MOnkeyBabe(f): 6:39am On Jun 12, 2020
StagethemTVee:
A mother has come under fire on social media for the way she dressed her 5 years old daughter for a birthday photoshoot. The daughter is seen in the pictures clad in yellow bikini and excessive make-up. Wine and alcohol bottles were also displayed in the background as props for the photo session.


lalasticlala
smileyBoSs LADy
CareerRe: How Old Were You Jobless, Staying At Home And How Did You Make It? by MOnkeyBabe(f): 8:32pm On Jun 11, 2020
dukeprince50:
My story is very annoying sha.
I left secondary school while I was 17, got admission into a private uni but couldn't continue because of the way the school treat students, there is no respect for the students. and I'm not the kind of person who fancy a secondary boarding school kinda settings and my course was not accredited in that same school, after spending few years there, I thought its not worth the stress so I left and went to a state school and studied a five year course, I was suppose to graduate last year but then because of ASUU, I graduated January this year, I decided to forget my certificate though I had a good grade but I wanted a different life that is not about certificate and then coronavirus came and time deh tick, age deh go. I was never at home Jobless but when I look back, most part of my life after secondary school was useless but whenever life gives me a reason to quit, I just can't give up, I have a feeling as long as I keep struggling to go higher, I may get to the top one day
I feel u
CrimeRe: Governors Declare State Of Emergency On Rape In Nigeria by MOnkeyBabe(f): 8:24pm On Jun 11, 2020
EXLOVER:
This country is full of clueless leaders, SARs and our policemen are killing boys every month, they keep harrasing people, but our government will keep mute to it. But this rape issue now them carry am for head because it affect women mostly. I'm not in anyway supporting rape, but the government should look into the SARS killing youths up and down.
TRue
CrimeRe: Governors Declare State Of Emergency On Rape In Nigeria by MOnkeyBabe(f): 8:09pm On Jun 11, 2020
Vulcan24:
anywhere belle face, missionless, vissionless, confused, braggado, oborikoto tolotolo set of self efacing foolcompoop

so rape is now on their table of agenda. when the focus shift to scarcity of garri and ogbonna soup they will declare war on mama put.

Nigeria needs to be invaded by aliens we can't rule ourselves
Ah, Ofe AKU
CrimeRe: Governors Declare State Of Emergency On Rape In Nigeria by MOnkeyBabe(f): 8:06pm On Jun 11, 2020
tot:
Mr wailer, it is DECLARE. All the time you waste typing all sorts on NL can be better spent. Mschew.
hehehehehehehehe he made a mistake o
CrimeRe: Governors Declare State Of Emergency On Rape In Nigeria by MOnkeyBabe(f): 8:02pm On Jun 11, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Nice
Justice for uwa



It is obvious your boyfriend is a real niggarrr
Yeah, She a ReAl One
RomanceRe: Lady Tattoos Boyfriend’s Name On Her Face To Prove Her Love by MOnkeyBabe(f): 3:48pm On Jun 11, 2020
SpecialNwa:
tattoo on her face?
chukwu meregi ebere
ODuRo onwe Chukwe keRe Gi. Onye de ra Aha NwOke a n'isi yaa. Ka ha ORiAkU ma obu Onye OBUlA? Biko kwoRo n'uzo . A ikowara n'etiTi ebenine.
RomanceRe: Lady Tattoos Boyfriend’s Name On Her Face To Prove Her Love by MOnkeyBabe(f): 3:40pm On Jun 11, 2020
Angelfrost:
So, what happens when he dumps your dirty ass??!
ThAt Can jaPpen but why focus on the neGAtive. She can Pick UP the pieCes of her life and ReCount the GooD Times they had
RomanceRe: Lady Tattoos Boyfriend’s Name On Her Face To Prove Her Love by MOnkeyBabe(f): 3:37pm On Jun 11, 2020
cray91:
No much talk. It will in in Premium Tears! dem no go beg her to go clean am up
you people are too local
RomanceRe: Lady Tattoos Boyfriend’s Name On Her Face To Prove Her Love by MOnkeyBabe(f): 3:35pm On Jun 11, 2020
Omokowa:
why give yourself tribal mark? ehn angry
TRiBAl maRKs are SeXiee wink
RomanceRe: Lady Tattoos Boyfriend’s Name On Her Face To Prove Her Love by MOnkeyBabe(f): 3:33pm On Jun 11, 2020
BuddhaPalm:
This girl is kolomental.

Na her type dey stab and pour hot water.

Boyfriend don enter one-chance.
STAB who? HOt wATeR who?
I DeSTROy the RelatiOnShiP of whoever he's CheAtinG on me with her man. WAtCh.
RomanceRe: Lady Tattoos Boyfriend’s Name On Her Face To Prove Her Love by MOnkeyBabe(f): 3:29pm On Jun 11, 2020
Darlingboy4sure:
Chai! And is it fairhuh
So someone cannot have rest of mind that his babe is not cheating!
it's not a man or woman thing. No human Being is meant to be trusted 100%. I used that PeRCentAGe to show that we can tRuSt and give otheRs a ChAnce to a CeRtAin extent, but not all the time.
RomanceRe: Lady Tattoos Boyfriend’s Name On Her Face To Prove Her Love by MOnkeyBabe(f): 3:27pm On Jun 11, 2020
nnowu:
IBU ezigbo idiot
AGADi ekwe nka? Kedi ihe Onwe gi?
RomanceRe: Lady Tattoos Boyfriend’s Name On Her Face To Prove Her Love by MOnkeyBabe(f): 3:22pm On Jun 11, 2020
Darlingboy4sure:
And what if d boyfriend dump her, she will erase it and tattoo d new one's name...

Stupidity at it's peak!
no, she will wRite it on top. One can Date many Guys but love some more than the others. Same way there are multiple ways to BRinG money, one cannot just DePend on one man for love, finances, COmPAniOnShiP, etc.
RomanceRe: Lady Tattoos Boyfriend’s Name On Her Face To Prove Her Love by MOnkeyBabe(f): 3:18pm On Jun 11, 2020
Amuluonyenaego post=9
552846:

Hanty wey Mumu grin
Bia, I ga gbakala nti
RomanceRe: Lady Tattoos Boyfriend’s Name On Her Face To Prove Her Love by MOnkeyBabe(f): 3:15pm On Jun 11, 2020
Made4naijalove:
A Nigerian lady has attracted attention on social media after being seen in a viral video getting a tattoo of her boyfriend's name on her face.

The lady who reportedly did this to prove her love to her boyfriend, had "Anjola my love" written on her face by the tattoo artist.

Watch video below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXQgTOZcCdw
Aw, She lOve hurrR man kiss[left][/left] smiley
RomanceRe: Lady Tattoos Boyfriend’s Name On Her Face To Prove Her Love by MOnkeyBabe(f): 3:14pm On Jun 11, 2020
CANDYDADDY:
.


She,going to a high paying job interview,they see her tick all the box of being a potential employee,but they got discouraged seeing those mark on her face,eventually got disqualified

Saddened and tired,she went to her boyfriend's abode just to seek for sympathy and a word of encouragement just for her to met her boyfriend nacking her blossom friend

last last na to commit suicide
I think using SuiCiDe is an expensive joke. Same way we shouldn't joke with COViD-19 BeCause PeOple Died from that Stuff. LOve your Sense of humoR
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Wants Me To Be A Baby Mama. Says He's Scared Of Marriage. by MOnkeyBabe(f): 4:05am On Jun 11, 2020
woodsbeatrice30:
leave that one joo.. oya how can I get your digits?kindly send me a mail at trumpwere@yahoo.com ose baby.. lost login to the email on this account
BRitneytRUmP@GmAil.cOm
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Wants Me To Be A Baby Mama. Says He's Scared Of Marriage. by MOnkeyBabe(f): 4:03am On Jun 11, 2020
olumide4christ:
Some people are just a disgrace to us as men. Imagine a 35 year old man not thinking of getting married, but planning for baby mama. At his age, I had been married for 5 years and up till now, still enjoying my home - wife and children - after 9 years of marriage.
Some men will just be growing age-wise, but still be reasoning like a 21 year old!

What a pity!
21 is aGe of matuRity. Nle iri na otua Kodi ifiye oge buru sofRio before4 you insult us Onye OGloGO
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Wants Me To Be A Baby Mama. Says He's Scared Of Marriage. by MOnkeyBabe(f): 3:58am On Jun 11, 2020
olumide4christ:
I encourage you to trust God, pray and keep on the search for that good wife, work hard at improving yourself to be a good spouse, and God that knows all things including the heart of men, will bring your way, the best spouse for you.
miDe BABy kiss
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Wants Me To Be A Baby Mama. Says He's Scared Of Marriage. by MOnkeyBabe(f): 3:57am On Jun 11, 2020
AristocraticMe:
meaning?
if na u u go wait?
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Wants Me To Be A Baby Mama. Says He's Scared Of Marriage. by MOnkeyBabe(f): 2:06am On Jun 11, 2020
HRMK:
well,it takes two to tango and two ppl cant walk together unless they agree!if this is what he wants and its dfft from urs,the right time to move on is now!OR U WANT TO BE A SINGLE PARENT TAKING CARE OF UR KIDS ALL ALONE?ITS OBVIOUS THIS MAN IS AVOIDING RESPONSIBILITIES!USE UR BRAIN NOW!!
you look like all these people that poSt STAMP
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Wants Me To Be A Baby Mama. Says He's Scared Of Marriage. by MOnkeyBabe(f): 2:05am On Jun 11, 2020
Confusedgirl869:
Hello everyone. This account is created for this .

This issue has been bothering me a lot and I am very confused on what to do.

We have been together for more than 2 years now and we hardly have issues, infact we are a perfect match or so I thought.

I am 26 while he is 35, we both working and I never disturb him for money, I take care of all my needs myself. He is very calm and peaceful, doesn't hit me and I really admire him a lot. I on the other hand is also good, hardworking, not materialistic and all that makes a good woman.

So after thinking of our relationship thoroughly some weeks ago, I realised that there is really nothing stopping us from getting married this year or next. I decided to hear what he has to say because he never talked about us being or getting married. I also noticed that whenever he sees or hears about bad marriages he felt lucky he is not in yet. This always makes me feel bad because I know myself. I also wasn't a fan of marriage before I met him because of so many bad men out there, but everything changed when I met my guy, he is what I want. The very first day we met, the first thought that came to my mind was 'this is my him' I don't know why I had that thought being our first time meeting.

Anyways, few weeks ago I decided to ask him what his plans are. Are we in on a long thing or not? I got the shock of my life when he made me understand that he doesn't want to be tied forever, he loves his space and the way nobody disturbs him. That he only wants a baby mama, he wants me to be the mother his kids but not in marriage. I was mad and I cried for days. He was even sounding like nothing is wrong with being a baby mama, maybe not but I just can't.

Well, I made him understand that I can't be a baby mama and it will also be hard for me to move on with another person. I've bonded so well with him and all that. And I also hate jumping from one man to another. I told him to talk to people who are in successful marriages and stop looking at the bad ones. Today when we were talking I asked him about it and he is still maintaining his stand on the mama.

I don't want to give birth to kids that have 2 homes, I grew up like that(it took me lots of self discipline not to become useless) and wouldn't want that kind of life for my kids, I want them to grow with their parents in ONE house. At the same time, I don't want to lose my good man and relationship.

I need your opinions please.
SO so gi bu baby mama CiTiZenShiP Onwe metara NwOke ihe ojo? Na we wey fit never CRoss frens' with Benefit level
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Wants Me To Be A Baby Mama. Says He's Scared Of Marriage. by MOnkeyBabe(f): 1:43am On Jun 11, 2020
AristocraticMe:
There is nothing you can do about it. Marriage cant be forced, it is a mental decision. Secondly being is baby mama is not a good idea at all. The children suffer alot, baby mama herself suffers too.... your boyfriend does not want to be tied so he can leave anytime poo hits the fan. I am not saying he is a bad guy but that is the thing.

Well situation like this is a painful one when one person wants a forever union but the other person just want to be free and have fin while it last.

Your boy friend has friends who believe in this story and they sold it to him..

Dont force him, you will regret it and you will lose your value. Dont try to get pregnant and try to hook him it wont work.

My simple advice is watch how things go if after a year he is still singing the same song then start keeping yourself open for other potential suitor.

There is nothing like THE ONE... you thought he was your special one until you found out you wanted different things in life in regards to long term issues. I am not saying he is a bad person, but you are not on the same page.

I believe when a man finds a good woman he will try and keep her and not want to keep her as a baby mama. His loyalty to you raise a doubt. But dont conclude he might just be getting around the wrong people.

Dont push it, dont force him. You will lose your value... just ask him maybe 3 or 6 months later and see his reaction.
nke ihe oge Cho?
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Wants Me To Be A Baby Mama. Says He's Scared Of Marriage. by MOnkeyBabe(f): 1:30am On Jun 11, 2020
chlowi:
one thing i always say to people is DO WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY. Emotional trauma is one that even medicine cant cure but time ....

While the best advice would have been to find someone else... truth is your man aint going to change his mind except another woman makes him feel the need to and that woman probably aint you.( this may have hurt forgive me )

weigh your options and shoot for your happiness . Remember no one will cry with you or share that pain if you choose to leave him for someone who doesnt see marriage as an issue.

But if you simply cant , am sure the tickets are left open for you.... It may just be his way of indirectly telling you he has no intention of marrying you knowing fully well most woman will not settle for that his option .....just so you prepare yourself ontime
God God God, you are like the most intelliGent human BeinG on NAIRalanD. Oh, I maRvel at the wisDom of GoD BeStOwed on man

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