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Nairaland / General / Re: Send A Shoutout To Nairalanders That Made You Smile This Year by MOnkeyBabe(f): 2:10am On Mar 30, 2021
EbenezerTriumph:
hello dearest how do I connect with you since you're no more responding to your mails.
it's Etim.
+1862 339 2719
Nairaland / General / Re: Send A Shoutout To Nairalanders That Made You Smile This Year by MOnkeyBabe(f): 10:19pm On Mar 13, 2021
EbenezerTriumph:
hello dearest how do I connect with you since you're no more responding to your mails.
it's Etim.
you have utube¿
Nairaland / General / Re: Send A Shoutout To Nairalanders That Made You Smile This Year by MOnkeyBabe(f): 4:04am On Jan 23, 2021
Useless2020:
Monkeybabe wherever you are may God bless you for putting a smile on my face and taking away my depression and gave me Hope. Though I've not heard from you for a long while as you ceased communicating.
May God protect you and your family in Jesus' name. Amen
lol!thatGiftComes from GoD.got bored and been Away a while, had it ROUGh with some guy but I'm Getting BetteR.
WhAt really makes me get bored about nairaland is webpaGe layOut&USeRinterfaCe. Nothing new and interesting,compared to loads of new fun apps that come out everyday
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage: I Tried To Commit Suicide 2 Times. I Was Really Depressed by MOnkeyBabe(f): 12:57am On Nov 03, 2020
TecM0:
cool



Album sales hustle no easy

* EndSARS protest no work
*Calling out Beyonce no work
* Semi nude photoshoot no work
*Now Suicide story not working


Her Vevo and YouTube views remains stagnant months after album lunch, streaming is low, yet Davido and Wizkid sings anything and boom it's viral


Life no balance



.
G lipsrsealed undecided lipsrsealed Sh *facepalm* she may not be popular like BiGBoys but At least She's famous and had her time
Education / Re: Federal Polytechnic Oko New Dress Code For Students Sparks Outrage by MOnkeyBabe(f): 5:09pm On Nov 01, 2020
Nicklaus619:
This is outrageous, them even said no beard cheesy
Jokers grin
ROtfl

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Celebrities / Re: Lilian Afegbai Deactivates Instagram Account As Her Mother Confesses To Killing by MOnkeyBabe(f): 3:50am On Oct 21, 2020
HRHQueenPhil:

The type of husband am looking for shocked sad grin
AwSosweet grin cheesy kiss cool
Celebrities / Re: Lilian Afegbai Deactivates Instagram Account As Her Mother Confesses To Killing by MOnkeyBabe(f): 3:48am On Oct 21, 2020
bunsuq:
She didn't arrange for him to be taken for medical attention because it was late....very laughable, very dumb excuse.
If it was her child, won't she find all means to convey the boy to the hospital that same night.. somebody's son.
I wonder how they sleep at night with all these blood of the innocent on their hands.
People Get mindO

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Celebrities / Re: Lilian Afegbai Deactivates Instagram Account As Her Mother Confesses To Killing by MOnkeyBabe(f): 3:46am On Oct 21, 2020
Hedonisco:
When you tell people to 'shey jeje', to resist the urge to shalaye, to fara bale, to take a deep breath and avoid unnecessary gra gra, they would not agree.

Life isn't as short as you think. Many things you do today in a fit of anger or power drunk craze may come back to hunt you many many years later when you have 'relaxed' to enjoy life. The road of 'I don't care' leads to the dungeon of 'had I known'. And the worst part is that the aftereffect of everything may hurt even your children and family members beyond your wildest imagination. Ask James Nwafor. Ask this DPO Afegbai. Dem plenty o.

My people learn to cool down regardless of temporary small 'power' wey dey your hand or provocation wey dey your heart. No do anyhow unto say 'nothing will happen'. E go happen o, when you least expect.
especially that small power own hahahahahaha
Politics / Re: Rihanna Reacts To Lekki Shootings, voices support for ENDSARS by MOnkeyBabe(f): 3:30am On Oct 21, 2020
Osada2:




This guy must be crazy, is that the exact people who protest? I'm ashamed for the country


But the end is now


Nigeria will remain a failed State if this people return home


Those who lost their lives will be honored, they're Heroes, they died for a better Nigeria that everyone craves for.


I have always known that a day like this will come and don't argue it much, Bubu and his Cohorts will regret taking such decisions, because their ....... won't be safe from this moment.


#EndSars
#EndPoliceBrutality
#EndSoldiersMassacre
#EndAudioGovt
God would Bless family and GeneRations who gave lives for this #Selflessheros

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Politics / Re: Rihanna Reacts To Lekki Shootings, voices support for ENDSARS by MOnkeyBabe(f): 3:23am On Oct 21, 2020
QuinieR:
cry
Beautiful PieCe Quin,

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Celebrities / Re: Chacha Eke And Austin Faani's Marriage Crashes by MOnkeyBabe(f): 3:53pm On Oct 04, 2020
udemzyudex:


Oh it's now only the guys that mess things up?

Try to be objective abeg.
you people think it's nice forming tough. Don't tough it up breaking people's heart.you can tough it up at the Gym,BAR or elsewhere.im a Cool person too but I don't use that as an excuse to sound condescending.i just called out ladies for picking on broke guys you didn't see it
Celebrities / Re: Chacha Eke And Austin Faani's Marriage Crashes by MOnkeyBabe(f): 3:50pm On Oct 04, 2020
Adrian9:

True!
Some people don't even know their partner well before they get married. That is what I'm against! Dating for a short period and rushing into marriage only to be stuck in an appalling relationship. That bonding had not even existed. They marry because of pressure from friends and family. I hate that!

"Monkeybabe". Did you name yourself that?
no,it's not dating for short periods that's the problem.its having no Definite Plan
Celebrities / Re: Chacha Eke And Austin Faani's Marriage Crashes by MOnkeyBabe(f): 3:46pm On Oct 04, 2020
magnum247:
Its just so sad that we re embracing virtually everything the west do. Marriage these days don't endure any sh*t. Nobody is willing to take sh*t from the other or even make sacrifices. They re just in it for d good times only and once things begin to go south, they re out. This process continues with there kids cause they re products of a broken home and think its d way it should be
used to sound like this before.now I know,if you haven't walked the road-dont talk
Celebrities / Re: Chacha Eke And Austin Faani's Marriage Crashes by MOnkeyBabe(f): 3:44pm On Oct 04, 2020
[quote author=Adrian9 post=94562230][/quote]GODBless you God bless you God bless you God bless you ADRian
Celebrities / Re: Chacha Eke And Austin Faani's Marriage Crashes by MOnkeyBabe(f): 3:36pm On Oct 04, 2020
udemzyudex:
Pride and ego kill all of una for there.

The man go wan form boss, the woman go wan form 21st century woman.
na lie,even with very humble women guys still mess things up with their I don't care AttituDe
Celebrities / Re: Chacha Eke And Austin Faani's Marriage Crashes by MOnkeyBabe(f): 3:34pm On Oct 04, 2020
Trayceey:
.. Men and their wahala sef. Infact this marriage is scam. I don't think I wona marry again. Just wona have kids
I'm telling you.most behave like beast.i keep saying the meanest thing I've seeing ladies do is BAShinG broke Guys.But guys still take cake for malicious behavior.They just don't know how to love,it's very weird and crazy.im tempted to say God shouldn't give me a son.from grandfather to husband to male family members.same trend I've observed
Celebrities / Re: Chacha Eke And Austin Faani's Marriage Crashes by MOnkeyBabe(f): 3:31pm On Oct 04, 2020
Adrian9:
Get married to your good friend if you want to enjoy your marriage! It is a life-long thing o!
what about a good friend that misbehaves? People are UnReliaBle
Celebrities / Re: Chacha Eke And Austin Faani's Marriage Crashes by MOnkeyBabe(f): 3:29pm On Oct 04, 2020
Eriggs:
shut up if u av nothing to type. U go allow ur sister stay for marriage wey dem dey beat am as Anthony Joshua dey beat him opponents
is it the beating or emotional abuse?
Celebrities / Re: Chacha Eke And Austin Faani's Marriage Crashes by MOnkeyBabe(f): 3:27pm On Oct 04, 2020
SilverNorGold:
cheesy..
These days, marriages have become even more volatile than the cryptocurrency market.

Marriages crashing here and there for even the most flimsy reasons. The other day, a pastor divorced his wife because she used Maggi to prepare Egusi soup for him instead of Royco.

Now this.. If you check, don't be surprised that their marriage crashed because the actress kissed Segun Arinze in a movie. cheesy

May God help the marriage institution..
people doing what they like these days especially Guys who've GOt no emotional capacity

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Erica Stuns In Adire Suit To Mark Independence Day (Photos) by MOnkeyBabe(f): 10:51pm On Oct 01, 2020
SmartProf:
Really cute. Regina Daniels did all of these stunning stuffs before Chief. Ned Nwoko (One of our fathers who seems older than Nigeria) retired her. Don't be surprised that there is another Man who is Nigeria's age mate or older who will fancy his chances with this babe with a fat leather wallet. Nobody should call Kiddwaya here, cos he is just on kpekus tour with babes.
hehehehehehehehe
Celebrities / Re: Dj Cuppy Celebrates Nigeria At 60 With Cute Photo by MOnkeyBabe(f): 1:53pm On Oct 01, 2020
emsco91:
Yoruba girls and big bress
I thought it was bigyansh

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Religion / Re: Wearing Seductive Clothes To Deposit Lust In The Heart Of Others by MOnkeyBabe(f): 5:29pm On Sep 27, 2020
dingbang:
Whoever looks at a woman lustfully has committed sin..


It didnt say


Whoever dresses seductively has committed sin..

Africans sef.
hahaaaahahaha
Religion / Re: Wearing Seductive Clothes To Deposit Lust In The Heart Of Others by MOnkeyBabe(f): 5:19pm On Sep 27, 2020
jesusjnr2020:
Jesus said:

Matthew 5:28 (KJV)

But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

Note Jesus didn't specify how the woman was dressed, if naked or fully clothed, but regardless He said do not 'lust after her".

I find it hard to believe that instead of those who claim to be Jesus followers emphasizing this saying of Jesus which focuses of those things within the control of a believer, they more or less focus on those things which are beyond the control of a believer like the appearance or dressing of someone else.

Of course people ought to dress up fully to cover up their unclothedness, but what if they don't, does that justify lusting after them?

Unless a believer comes to the point where it's not up to others (regardless how they are dressed) to determine if they fall into temptation or not, they have not reached the level God intends for His own.

That's the essence of this teaching of Jesus.

God bless.
GoD Bless you more
Romance / Re: The Multi-billion Naira Sex Industry In Lagos And Its Invisible Players by MOnkeyBabe(f): 12:29am On Sep 27, 2020
zexy2030:
so many of these clean babes are bags of diseases. I have seen so many beautiful and well dressed graveyards. As beautiful as they may look, they maybe dead while living.

I remember a lady years past, while I work in a medical center.

This lady was the talk of the island in olosho business, she was so beautiful, very tall with hotshapes, so many guys have ran into her, not knowing she was spreading a virus, which she never she was a carrier. She suddenly fell sick and she began to look for solution, then HIV/AIDS was trending.


Some guys in the hospital where I worked were shocked when they saw her, they were asking what must have happened.

The men were lamenting if they are not carriers too, because they have passed through her.


Behold, she was carrying a disease. She died two months after, as she was penniless and lost accommodation due to the disease, she was sleeping in gutters, that was where she passed on.

All the men who fvcked then were crying and were feeling guilty.

Some beautiful graves are just full of dead men's bones.
this is CRAZy,no one to help undecided cry
Romance / Re: The Multi-billion Naira Sex Industry In Lagos And Its Invisible Players by MOnkeyBabe(f): 12:16am On Sep 27, 2020
pocohantas:


Or act like a car enthusiast. This one works every single time. grin grin


POCOOOOOO
Romance / Re: The Multi-billion Naira Sex Industry In Lagos And Its Invisible Players by MOnkeyBabe(f): 9:20pm On Sep 24, 2020
airminem:
Damnnnnn bitcch niggarrr

Isoright



When a real niggarrr heave a sigh of relief and he is about to light up her weed thinking she has heard and seen everything in life

Then boom another one pops up from Akudo
many men many mAny many menymen

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Romance / Re: Woman Flaunts Her 2 Husbands, Says 'Marrying 2 Men Is Greater Than Marrying One' by MOnkeyBabe(f): 8:11am On Sep 24, 2020
Biglittlelois:
A welcome development, Indian women do it, so nothing new here.
Can She take caRe Of them?
Romance / Re: Woman Flaunts Her 2 Husbands, Says 'Marrying 2 Men Is Greater Than Marrying One' by MOnkeyBabe(f): 8:09am On Sep 24, 2020
Ardar:
This is a real Alpha female.

Why have one when I can have two or more?
makes Some Guys get CReePeD Out byme
Romance / Re: Woman Flaunts Her 2 Husbands, Says 'Marrying 2 Men Is Greater Than Marrying One' by MOnkeyBabe(f): 8:08am On Sep 24, 2020
fuckingAyaya:
3somes daily
all DAy everyday On Steaddy cool

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Family / Re: 16 Bedroom Mansion For Sale In Ipaja Valued At $160,000 by MOnkeyBabe(f): 8:03am On Sep 24, 2020
edoman2016:
the house is a waste. 16 bedrooms? When it is not a rental property?
I'm telling you
Travel / Re: Eight Burnt To Death In Lagos-ibadan Expressway Crash by MOnkeyBabe(f): 8:03am On Sep 24, 2020
dukeprince50:
cup monkeybabe, its been a long time, how's Tinubu ur crush?
I dey miss Am Die grin

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