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CelebritiesRe: Davido Visits British International School In Lagos by MOnkeyBabe(f): 10:32pm On Jan 24, 2020
Mateen1000:
I agree, but being a politician exceed going for political posts, Likes of many rich men in Nigeria (likes of Dangote, otedola and co) are into politics indirectly, To cut the long story short, Any personnel that can afford to send his/her child to this school got the money illegally #MyOpinion
I somehow see what you are saying. Most people in nigeria DEFINITELY have ties to politics
CelebritiesRe: Davido Visits British International School In Lagos by MOnkeyBabe(f): 10:30pm On Jan 24, 2020
narit:
It is not his fault. This definetly shows that fame fades. The endless of time always cast a fog over things be it fame,wealth or power. Imagine a whole Akinwunmi Adesina in his glory days. The guy made an Insult to Greatness.
especially the wealth one. Imagine one day all your riches will be gone
CelebritiesRe: Davido Visits British International School In Lagos by MOnkeyBabe(f): 10:26pm On Jan 24, 2020
biGDhAp:
this mummy go like talk talk for real life oo.. see as you dey quote them one by one..


register on inmessenger you'd meet such men
best of both worlds is me. Outgoing but Still so silent too On the inside.
I'm not a bad girl o, but as men no want commit these days. Why wait on one man that seems to be non existent. I don't even raise high hopes. I would settle with anyone who is comfortable. Not looking for Dan Gates in money, John cena in looks, and bBisiAlimi in book smarts.

I think what really brings me out there is my dressinf. I'm a fashion freak and love exposing my body. I would have been more Decent if we had good guys around. But I figured it's not worth the stress.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Visits British International School In Lagos by MOnkeyBabe(f):
victorian:
Babe! I truly felt embarrassed lol.

I said no wonder they both exchanged glances and looked at me and my younger bro.

cheesy


Wait o!

Why did u give yourself such funny name : Monkeybabe cheesy
I'm just really Quiet and introverted but have a wild side loool
Foreign AffairsRe: US Senators Play Video Games, Sleep During Trump Impeachment Hearing by MOnkeyBabe(f): 10:17pm On Jan 24, 2020
Angelfrost:
Asians and Latinos do far worse... Nearly everyone hates and despises the average Negro (including Negroes)!!!

This is why we must do our best to develop and invest in our African countries... There is no hiding place... No foreign paradise where a form of racism won't find the black man.
I offered to be dance instructor for b.i.s
Foreign AffairsRe: US Senators Play Video Games, Sleep During Trump Impeachment Hearing by MOnkeyBabe(f): 10:12pm On Jan 24, 2020
blowjohn:
U dey mind that witch?
Very devilish woman!
I just dont like her abortion agenda that's all. Especially if she's being guided by hilary.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Senators Play Video Games, Sleep During Trump Impeachment Hearing by MOnkeyBabe(f): 10:11pm On Jan 24, 2020
SenecaTheYonger:
The trial is sooo boring, out of 300 million citizens only 1.2 million have tuned in and the number is reducing. Most ppl know that the trial is a hoax by Dems and don't really about it.
so they even tuned in sef. Friday when heffrybody they make after work plans
Foreign AffairsRe: US Senators Play Video Games, Sleep During Trump Impeachment Hearing by MOnkeyBabe(f): 10:09pm On Jan 24, 2020
Emmanuel226:
For d last tym stop booking space or i call nairatekun for u grin
lol
Foreign AffairsRe: US Senators Play Video Games, Sleep During Trump Impeachment Hearing by MOnkeyBabe(f): 10:07pm On Jan 24, 2020
Lostz:
no be her name? watin you want make I call her?


your name monkeybabe? na monkey style you dea like pass?grin
hehe!
Foreign AffairsRe: US Senators Play Video Games, Sleep During Trump Impeachment Hearing by MOnkeyBabe(f): 10:05pm On Jan 24, 2020
Lilbest3:
so you wished Trump removed from office and sacked but when he wished you the same thing e come pain you lol
I mean it's okay not to want him reelected. But being disgraced out of office, not too fair, even if i become Deported in the nearest future. I dont wish that on anyone.
Let him serve his term and leave with Dignity if that's how God wants it. We shouldn't be too harsh
Foreign AffairsRe: US Senators Play Video Games, Sleep During Trump Impeachment Hearing by MOnkeyBabe(f): 9:59pm On Jan 24, 2020
Perfecttouchade:
maybe when you learn to accept that everyone are entitled to their opinions, you will stop trolling... watch your words man, if that's how everyone behaves online then you will have every of your comments trolled
even for here sef, everybody don tire to dey argue. Threats and counter threats. I think Trump has nothing to do with nigeria directly though so you are entitled to your own opinion. I dont know why the other guy is bashing you. Everyone uses one America candidate or the other to favor their perception of nigerian politics.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Senators Play Video Games, Sleep During Trump Impeachment Hearing by MOnkeyBabe(f): 9:53pm On Jan 24, 2020
Patrioticman007:
.

Your mumu never do ?. That Israeli/Jews see blacks as black ants with no value, One Israeli live is worth 10 of your lives, please Google Israeli racism before you start propagating shi+ online.
but they still have BlaCk Jews here in new York city that practice Judaism. So look at what that man in the pic is doing, I'm sure he must be jewish. He is even tanned and has BlaCkhair. If baba Hitler come for am now e go complain.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Senators Play Video Games, Sleep During Trump Impeachment Hearing by MOnkeyBabe(f): 9:48pm On Jan 24, 2020
Mayflowa:
They are not allowed phone into the impeachment hearing even. No talking to one another during session and all 100 Senators must be complete at all times. So their playing game is a lie. I don't know about sleeping. But each day hearing is more than 12 hours which could lead to fatigue and sleep
If na me i go just mess
Foreign AffairsRe: US Senators Play Video Games, Sleep During Trump Impeachment Hearing by MOnkeyBabe(f): 9:47pm On Jan 24, 2020
Lostz:
Nancy have no choice. she is being dragged by the radical left in her party
See as you call am like home girl wey you know for village lol
Foreign AffairsRe: US Senators Play Video Games, Sleep During Trump Impeachment Hearing by MOnkeyBabe(f): 9:46pm On Jan 24, 2020
NuissancePolice:
They for kuku watch porn na
me I'm hungry na 0 0 1 I dey operate. If i land all the chocolate whey them dey use take play for that place
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Parents Abandon Kids At China Airport by MOnkeyBabe(f): 9:42pm On Jan 24, 2020
Maitumbi9275:
End of the world!!!
This your pic ehh. LaGathis Lagathat
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Parents Abandon Kids At China Airport by MOnkeyBabe(f): 9:41pm On Jan 24, 2020
DavidEsq:
The Angel. Sonu mean having children is no more by a semen fertilizing an egg. An angel has to be involved. What FVckerrryyyyy could be the cause of this daftness. Pls return the monies your folks spent in providing u with education.
AnGel ShoGun of China wey give dem
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Parents Abandon Kids At China Airport by MOnkeyBabe(f): 9:38pm On Jan 24, 2020
Coronaviruses:
Maybe the parents suspected they have contacted the Coronavirus.

The virus has made China shutdown many cities and business,
The virus's behavior is similar to the virus that cause Sars.

The sickness is deadly
China again? I Remember S.A.R.s freaked everyone out that year
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Parents Abandon Kids At China Airport by MOnkeyBabe(f): 9:36pm On Jan 24, 2020
stevmatt15:
it has happened, you dropped to give your baby better future, nice one.
I don't say it too much because some people with guilty conscience would feel I'm trying to make them look like the bad guys. And trust me, I dont want to be like that or castigate anyone for their decisions
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Parents Abandon Kids At China Airport by MOnkeyBabe(f): 9:27pm On Jan 24, 2020
ThePreachersSon:
China no longer operates a one child policy. Chinease families are allowed to birth more than one children.
What of those whey finances force to birth only one
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Parents Abandon Kids At China Airport by MOnkeyBabe(f): 9:25pm On Jan 24, 2020
Btruth:
I just hope FG is trying all means not to allow this deadly virus close to any of our boarders oooo. As we all know that Nigeria is the home of Chinese people in Africa.

huh
[b][/b] home of Chinese people in AfRiCa. LmaO
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Parents Abandon Kids At China Airport by MOnkeyBabe(f): 9:20pm On Jan 24, 2020
excellentj4teal:
You committed the greatest blunder on earth because of ordinary news that may not even be true.... Eyafdonforyou bro
Someone said its a nuclear weapon that caused it. And yes. This story may not be complete
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Parents Abandon Kids At China Airport by MOnkeyBabe(f): 9:13pm On Jan 24, 2020
stevmatt15:
Chinese are still learning
Naija parents will throw those children inside dustbin unto say FORWARD EVER BACKWARD NEVER
mad people everywhere.
They should have cut it half half. One parent to go with child, the other to remain.
I actually dropped out of school to have my baby. Not that I couldn't do both. But money wasn't enough to finance a child and continue going to school. cry
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Parents Abandon Kids At China Airport by MOnkeyBabe(f): 9:08pm On Jan 24, 2020
jimmyolasun:
and my friend ebuka is coming home with his containers next week... hope this guy no go carry corona come from China laidis?? and I don dey anticipate him coming home because ego dey yanfu yanfu
can one buy killishi from Nigeria for $25$
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Parents Abandon Kids At China Airport by MOnkeyBabe(f): 9:07pm On Jan 24, 2020
Germandude30:
I failed my driving text today.so unhappy
awn. What went wrong? If you dont mind sharing. All these years in my 20's. Haven't had a thing for DRivinG
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Parents Abandon Kids At China Airport by MOnkeyBabe(f): 9:02pm On Jan 24, 2020
jumobi1:
Why not the dad? Double standards?
yeh. I predicted the comment will cause fight
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Parents Abandon Kids At China Airport by MOnkeyBabe(f): 9:00pm On Jan 24, 2020
erifeoluwasimi:
Now that is the height. It is unfair to do that to a child. At least the mum should have stayed at
GoD, let Government not come and take those 2 ChilDRen
PoliticsRe: Lauretta Onochie Accuses Obasanjo, Ezekwesili Of Influencing Corruption Index by MOnkeyBabe(f): 8:44pm On Jan 24, 2020
Zeesugar:
cool
LaURetta, welcome back. Where have you been? Did you go On BiRthtOURiSm?
CelebritiesRe: Davido Visits British International School In Lagos by MOnkeyBabe(f): 8:39pm On Jan 24, 2020
victorian:
LOOL. you felt semi-embarrased when you discovered years after what it actually was, right? Same ReactiOn my parents gave





Hehehehehehehe, you just reminded me when i was in primary 4, and our teacher taught us spermatozoa . Back then i just knew she said spermatozoa fertilizes the eggs in a woman . And where the eggs in a woman is? I couldnt even remember .
So when i got home.,.i was gisting my younger brother about my class and was imitating thw teacher , repeating spermatozoa every minute cos it sounded funny .
cheesy
My dad barked my name, i ran to meet him with confusion in my mind and he was with his first son, my elder step brother . He looked at me , and said repeat what i just said to my brother . I said what daddy? He said i heard u saying somethings about sperm something. I said oh yes ,daddy as i smiled with a wide grin. Its spermatozoa ! It fertilizes eggs.
My dad and his first son exchanged glances , my elder step bro is married with kids then. Then they looked at me and asked where did i get such word from?
I replied: my teacher in school taught us biology and she mentioned spermatozoa and it fertilizes eggs! i and my brother chuckled and nudged each other . And i asked daddy : what is Spermatozoa? Was my teacher right?

My dad looked at both of us and said enough! ok both of u can go but stop saying such! Go and do your homework , never mind .

Then we walked back to our rooms ,wondering why dad and elder bro looked at us with strange glances, but well shrugged it off..na dem sabi.

It was later in secondary school.i realise spermatozoa means sperms From a guy.

Lol cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Mike Ezuruonye Undergoes Eye Surgery by MOnkeyBabe(f): 8:35pm On Jan 24, 2020
okedoyinolabisi:
For the love of acting... speedy recovery oi
when edey shine eye too much for film. How light no go enter grow on top. In they stress the OPTICAL muscles too much. Lol. I love him and his aCtingtho. Anyway, thank God everything is fine. That's the most important thing.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Senators Play Video Games, Sleep During Trump Impeachment Hearing by MOnkeyBabe(f):
anonimi:
BBC is now a blogger?


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-us-canada-51231047



Where did you crawl out fromhuh



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u noknow saythey can use imagery from somebody's bRain to draw and make pRiCs. I pity all these people. They should have blindfold the fellow senators. Let them Play in the DaRk. Before tomorrow somebody will release drawing and GRAPHIC ALL imagery. Them go even Release book on top, "what we saw during Trump impreachment TRIAL". Them should have done all of them like BamBiala, Raisee one leg. And brought inside. Chsi. This FUCKUPPPPPPPP
How come say them dey Cover person eye for illuminati meeting?
Foreign AffairsRe: US Senators Play Video Games, Sleep During Trump Impeachment Hearing by MOnkeyBabe(f): 2:51pm On Jan 24, 2020
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