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Politics / Re: All Smiles As Tinubu, Abiodun And Osinbajo Pictured At St Andrew's Cathedral by MonkeyMods(m): 5:36pm On Nov 12, 2022
Question: why is Tinubu being sandwiched?






Answer: To avoid falling off his seat and to hide his wet agbada
Celebrities / Re: “my Mama Was Sacrificed…” - Kanye West. Please Pray For Him. by MonkeyMods(m): 3:05pm On Nov 12, 2022
Dangrace01:
They would soon kill tnis guy.

Ye God bless you

Go and kill him
Celebrities / Re: “my Mama Was Sacrificed…” - Kanye West. Please Pray For Him. by MonkeyMods(m): 3:03pm On Nov 12, 2022
I just love this guy walai

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi In Abia State: It's Total Lockdown Of Abia by MonkeyMods(m): 12:17pm On Nov 12, 2022
Emi lo kan is finished

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Politics / Re: 2023: The Hausa/Fulani Will Vote For Their Own - Ex Jigawa Governor by MonkeyMods(m): 12:15pm On Nov 12, 2022
I thought it's only Igbos that will vote for their own

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Politics / Re: Handsome Nigerian Man Lists Features His Ideal Wife Must Have (Photos) by MonkeyMods(m): 11:40am On Nov 12, 2022
He just described an Olosho features for a wife


My guy go to Pekas or Allen Avenue, your wife plenty there
Politics / Re: Festus Keyamo Sued Tinubu To Court In 2000 by MonkeyMods(m): 11:28am On Nov 12, 2022
See nyash opening left right and center for Keyamo


That's what happens when you try to sell a contraband goods like Tunubi
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Left Speechlesss After Her Dad Gave Her A £5,000,000 Country Home As A by MonkeyMods(m): 10:17am On Nov 12, 2022
He should have given her a husband instead
Politics / Re: 2002 Newspaper Of Festus Keyamo Tackling Tinubu Over Forgery by MonkeyMods(m): 6:06pm On Nov 11, 2022
Keyamo is on Tinubu's campaign trail for the money...



Deep down he's Obidient like his fellow deltans and Edo

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Politics / Re: 2023: Court Affirms Uche Ogah As Abia APC Gubernatorial Candidate by MonkeyMods(m): 2:53pm On Nov 11, 2022
Uche Oga the serial candidate.

He doesn't know if he's a pastor or a politician or a businessman


Choose one bro

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Politics / Re: I've Never Felt This Bad As A Nigerian Before by MonkeyMods(m): 5:41pm On Nov 10, 2022
This is a tip of the iceberg to what Tinubu will bring if he's mistakenly elected president of iragbiji


Touts and owo mi da miscreants will overrun the whole of Nigeria

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Family / Re: Nigerian Man Marries Kenyan Lady As He Abandons His Wife Of 16 Years In Lagos by MonkeyMods(m): 4:30pm On Nov 10, 2022
Yoriba women have bad characters and their men love big as$.


So na im cause am


Equation balance

Everybody face front

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Politics / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Fires Back At Tinubu Supporter Trying To Use Her To Blackmail Obi by MonkeyMods(m): 12:51pm On Nov 09, 2022
Upper cut undiluted

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Politics / Re: If You Spell Obi Backwards You Get Ibo by MonkeyMods(m): 12:15pm On Nov 09, 2022
And if you spell Tinubu backwards what do you get?


NOTHING!!!


Tinubu got NOTHING to offer Nigerians


Know this know peace!
Politics / Re: SA Reacts To Viral Sex Video Of Nigerian Blackmailing SA Politician (TWEETS) by MonkeyMods(m): 11:27am On Nov 09, 2022
Where's the video na

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Politics / Re: U.S Published Tinubu's chicago Drug Dealing And Money Laundering Court Documents by MonkeyMods(m): 7:17pm On Nov 08, 2022
T for Tinubu

T for thief

T for thuggery

Vote wisely....Pa Adebanjo has warned all urchins to beware of the letter T
Politics / Re: Ogun State Walk: Live Pictures From APC Walk For Tinubu/Shettima by MonkeyMods(m): 1:10pm On Nov 08, 2022
Fully paid with t shirts and caps

And with Lagos state (yellow) color

Buahahahahahahahaaaa

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Sports / Re: Rivers United Forced To Train In The Dark In Libya (Photo) by MonkeyMods(m): 11:48am On Nov 08, 2022
Of course they know Nigerians are used to darkness



Is there light at our stadiums as we speak right now?

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Politics / Re: APC Agents Collecting PVC Details Of Residents In Surulere (photos) by MonkeyMods(m): 11:15am On Nov 08, 2022
Collating names for 2k on behalf of Amoda...but the sad truth is that Amoda shall fail woefully



And shall never again aspire to be anything in Nigeria ever after
Politics / Re: Golden Dawn II: Izombe, Imo Burnt Down By Soldiers & Ebube Agu (Pics, Video) by MonkeyMods(m): 10:59am On Nov 08, 2022
Dem don show them shege na why dem carry vex set fire everywhere


NA should continue their carnage in Alaigbo

Ndi ala

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Ejikeme Omeje, APC House Of Reps Candidate Dies In Fatal Accident by MonkeyMods(m): 10:49am On Nov 08, 2022
LeoDeKing:


Is that why he died?

Using same analogy, Nnamdi Kanu's parents and ojukwu most themselves be devil incarnates.

It's must not most...iti
Politics / Re: Afenifere Has Not Changed Its Stand On Peter Obi Presidency by MonkeyMods(m): 10:12am On Nov 08, 2022
Afenifere rejected Tinubu totally and publicly.


What elders see sitting down, young people can't see it standing up
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Ejikeme Omeje, APC House Of Reps Candidate Dies In Fatal Accident by MonkeyMods(m): 10:09am On Nov 08, 2022
Evil party
Politics / Re: 2023: Running Away From Live Interview Won't Save You..Atiku To Tinubu by MonkeyMods(m): 10:03am On Nov 08, 2022
Why would he be there? Does he have anything to offer other than slurred speeches and jargons and saying emi lo kan?

He knows he's going nowhere, so participating in debates is definitely a waste of his time


Anyway...heard Iragbiji town members are all getting ready to welcome him back, at least to develop his father's house
Politics / Re: Marketers Say Tough Times As Petrol Hits N200/litre by MonkeyMods(m): 10:01am On Nov 08, 2022
Y'all stop crying cos with Amoda it's gon be N450
Politics / Re: Ganduje Video: Court Orders Flogging Of Kannywood Tiktok Skit Makers by MonkeyMods(m): 9:59am On Nov 08, 2022
saaondoenock:


https://www.premiumtimesng.com/entertainment/kannywood/564003-ganduje-video-court-orders-flogging-of-kannywood-tiktok-skit-makers.html


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLWG2InmMNA

And you expect to make a living with this nonsense channel? You can't even pronounce any word correctly? You didn't even allow your audience listen to the said skit...fake blogger

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Celebrities / Re: Funny Moment A Woman Rescued Her Husband As He Was Stuck Dancing With Another Wo by MonkeyMods(m): 9:50am On Nov 08, 2022
This scenario is Nigeria in one picture
Politics / Re: Photo Of Kwankwaso And Peter Obi Having A Good Laugh by MonkeyMods(m): 9:29am On Nov 08, 2022
Tinubu as usual ran away from the debate



Awon it's my turn

Emi lo kan oshi dan le pako

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Celebrities / Re: Singer Davido Unfollows Son On Instagram And Some Other Irrelevant Friends by MonkeyMods(m): 8:57am On Nov 08, 2022
That ode~dola guy is very insensitive together with that his old mama daughter
Politics / Re: The President of all Lagos Agberos is not MC Oluomo but this man by MonkeyMods(m): 11:56am On Nov 07, 2022
From Agberos he came, to agberos he shall return


Assseeeeeee!
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Over 6,000 APC Members Decamp To PDP In Yobe by MonkeyMods(m): 11:44am On Nov 07, 2022
Sai mun ba Tinubu wuta kowai

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