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i did not even laf, theny the stop lafing stuff,
abeg make God take control

love can be painful, swit, sour, dangerous, sad, rosy, cruel, fake, bt inspite of all this i'm willing 2 take the risk with u!!!!!!!1 gud moni swit hart!!!1 I love you

hi every one thanks for your replies

@bimbliss thank you ur reply was appreciated

@knowall he is well educated but has no job

@yimiton thanks i love that

@dandagreat why do u want to see his pic at work bt he is educated and 3 years older

@olanajim
why not comment ur reserve anyway, now that i have responded let me know your opinion

@komodo now that it has happened? wat is the next step

@mandora very much true

@chizzy u are welcome 2 our midst

busygal:
THE TWO FRUITS THAT DESTROED THIS WORLD.[b][/b]

you are really busy to have gotten all these
hope u get a more better thing nxt time pls

someone needs ur help pls
she speaks

hi i need ur help

i have never fallen in luv bt now that i am

i have fallen in luv wit the wrong person

i fell in luv with our gardner

wat do i do
abeg no laf am


another one dey here o

one boy wey fall in luv wit thier housegirl
wetin dem go do

someone needs ur help pls
she speaks

hi i need ur help

i have never fallen in luv bt now that i am

i have fallen in luv wit the wrong person

i fell in luv with our gardner

wat do i do
abeg no laf am


another one dey here o

one boy wey fall in luv wit thier housegirl
wetin dem go do

ariba:
Three women walk in a pet shop. Suddenly the
parrot yells out, "Yellow, pink, blue." The first
ladie says, "That’s funny, I’m wearing yellow
underwear." The others then say, "No way, we are
wearing pink and blue."

To test the parrot, the next day, all of them
wore white and the parrot shouted, "white !
white ! white!" The three women are amazed.

The final test was the third day, just as they
walk in the parrot yelled "Bald, curly and
straight!" They never went there again!!

so can you please tell me wat is funny??

mate

thank you very much its real
i doubted it in the first place bt now its real

SPIFF:
YOUR JOKE IS REALLY GREAT. KEEP IT UP

if his jokes is really great, does that call for this head of yours?

SAM MILLA:
A Hausa girl goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss concerned about all his employees well being asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?" To which she replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." The boss feeling very sorry at this point explains to the young girl. "Why don't you go home for the day, we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest." The girl very calmly states, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here." The boss agrees and allows the lady to work as usual, " If you need anything just let me know." A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the girl, he looks out over his office and sees the hausa girl hysterically crying!!!!! He rushes out to her asking " What's so bad now, are you going to be okay??" "No, " she exclaims ," I just received a horrible call from my sister and she said that her mom died too.

i don't get it

SAM MILLA:
The teacher brings a picture of a naked woman into class and asks, "What do you like best about it, class? Let's start with you, Robert."
"The long hair," says Robert.
"Very good. And you, Peter?"
"Her breasts!" says Peter.
"Peter, get out! Go stand in the hall," responds the teacher with disgust.
"And you, Johnny?"
"I'm leaving, teacher, I'm leaving, "

lol
this is funny, i like it
but why do you guys like using Jonny
did he offend una?

Aiphie:
Though unbelievable, na true, I was there when it all happened.

na ow u manage write this wey u write, u sabi see?
anyway person wey see how the tin happen go sabi write this

yousouph:
This story is common these days but what will one do that to have faith in BABA GOD.

i think say you go say u go kill your cousin

You are now 25years old, when you heard the greatest shock of your life:
your name is Angela.

Angela was a girl a very brilliant girl of ten years old, when her cousin(father's side), Peace came to live with them.

Unknown to Angela's parents, peace was a flirt, but only Angela knew about it

In school, Peace was a dullard and she was in the same class with Angela, although she is five years older than her, but this doesn't matter to her, and she continued being wayward.

A week to her examination, she came home late as usual but today, Angela's dad was at home,

She was beaten by Angela's dad because he was angry and you know What?

the following morning, Peace ran back 2 her village and cooked up lies against Peace's mom

Knowing fully well that she has exams that faithful day, she purposely stayed in the village for two weeks.

On arriving Lagos, she had missed the exams and was asked to repeat the following year and immediately her attitude towards every one changed.

This faithful day, Angela's mom sent both of them on an errand.
Peace then told Angela to please follow her to a friend's house and Angela reluctantly followed her, but instead of going to a friend's house, they headed 2 an uncompleted building and there they met five heftymen there.
Angela went 2 one and they gave her something like money and off she went.

Angela was about to run after her when she was grabbed and was raped by those Five men.


All the next thing was that she found herself on the hospital bed

There her parents heard the greatest shock of their life but they did not tell her until today

"ANGELA, WE ARE REALLY SORRY FOR WHAT WE ARE ABOUT TO SAY, WAT HAPPENED TO YOU 15 YEARS AGO, LEFT A MARK IN YOUR LIFE"


"YOUR WOMB WAS DAMAGED AND WAS REMOVED IN THE PROCESS AND SINCE THEN, THE DOCTOR SAID YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO GIVE BIRTH"

mine is on the 6th of October

she might be HIV positive u know n maybe she suddenly discoverd u r good in it

i couldn't but stop laughing. hhahahahahaahah

Quite funny keep up the good works i love you all

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This is one of the best jokes  i have heard in ages ! very nice and fuuny ! i looove it
me too

:Dcrealy funny.
i was 4Ced to laugh
Thats nice, keep it up

it will be very painful although i will try and forgive him

[center][/center] To me although i am a lady, i find nothing bad in white garment churches, People persecute them but its nothing to me, although most of the pastors are fake.

The ball is in Ur own court, if u like play, if u really love her, will you because of a worldly thing deny your love. If i were you i would rather follow ma heart and where my peace lays.
                             BYE

i hope its a little bit funny shey?

son:mom
mom:yes
son:when you travelled, daddy took our hose girl into your room and then daddy said
       that she should put off her cloth and
momcuts in) stop it there so that is what he does when i am not around ok
(twenty minutes later the mom called all the relatives together for the son to say)
mom:junior say what you just told me in the presence f every one
son:i said that when you wre not around, dad took our housegirl to his room and told her
       to UnCloth, and they did what you and our gateman did together on your bed
       thats all

[/color]I[color=#000099]i pray nothing like this should happen but in case, it happens, I'll ask her why and in case she has a reason and shes sober, I'll try and forgive her if i really love her and marry her.[img][/img]