son:mom
mom:yes
son:when you travelled, daddy took our hose girl into your room and then daddy said
       that she should put off her cloth and
momcuts in) stop it there so that is what he does when i am not around ok
(twenty minutes later the mom called all the relatives together for the son to say)
mom:junior say what you just told me in the presence f every one
son:i said that when you wre not around, dad took our housegirl to his room and told her
       to UnCloth, and they did what you and our gateman did together on your bed
       thats all

Chai. . .

Collateral damage

i hope its a little bit funny shey?