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A teacher asked her students a question after her christioan religious knowledge teaching class,
Teacher: Who wants to go to heaven

(Everyone raised their hands up, except little Johnny)

Teacher: Johnny, ahy are you not raising up your hands, dont you want to go to heaven?

Johnny: No, i don't

Teacher: Why?

Johnny: My mummy said that i should not go any where after shool hours.







Richard: I heard ma Dad said that politicians are bad People
Johnny Not all Politicians
Richard: Ma dad said that they are corrupt
Johnny: There are some people who are worse than Politicians
Richard: Who on earth can be?
Johnny: I heard that your Dad is a policeman

@sauce kid,

i did not fall in love with gardner o

it was ma friends that needs help

this place is a place for rendering help

don't look at the previous post in replying someone pls

waoh, doggy style

Nice,

let him 4get love jare

@rubie, why are you lying, u cannot say that without a mistake

easy written that said.

That was so easy huh?

bisii:
i totally concurrr,

Exactly

but no reply has been said on this topic

very disgusting

druggie233:
Don't tell him oh

When will guys start letting out their feelings

Let him tell you how he feels jare

tru tru u be beta person

thx ya

thank you all for your contribution, but i never said that i fell in luv with a gardner, i said a friend of mine needs help.

saucekid:
help me ask am

pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee i did not fall in luv with a gardner o

all i need is ur help

plz 4get the issue of the   gardner and answer this one.
dont say cos he is scared   of ma dad or something


More to come.

really a football wedding

please, be truthfull!

























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THE SUN SHALL SOON SHINE

Mope girl here again,
i am a girl, 20 years of age and i am a very close friend to this guy, 22 years, there is a strong bond between us, and i think we are both in love, but the problem there is that no one want to talk, we behave like lovers most of the time and pple dont believe that we are not in a relationship

Y i really nid help is because i have bin in this type of case b4 and the guy left but later told me he loved me, bt wen i did not tell him, he told me that he did mot want to offend me, thats y he did not talk

so please i need ur help, should i tell this new one?

i really love him and don't wanna loose him the way i lost the other guy.

SHOULD I TELL HIM I LOVE HIM?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

that should be 2 yrs old, when i ,
ma mom gave me one

obane, i am still waiting for your own reply, but it seems you cannot do it, bt anyway, still waiting

mishooo:
Tell him to go do plastic surgery to remove some flesh if he loves you

na true talk u talk ooooooo

make she tell am to do it

@poster, ur case is a 4ni one

lol really 4ni



hahahhaahahahahaahhahhahahahahaha

someone shld lift me up i am falling

Is there any thing bad about it?

so u cannot do it,

anyway, its left up to you,

but if i find myself in guy like thats' shoe, and i really love her, then i will need to hear why she did that

what a pity, and here AKINA is no where 2 be found

me i no talk say anything wrongn wit it o

i just said that u shld have said that, at least i am satisfied now!!!!!!!!!

really??

druggie233:
Its not about the breeze jare, there is more into it, the feeling is hard to describe. And moreover a person doesn’t plan to have sex on the beach, it’s just that people get caught in the moment and things happen. If there isn't anyone around watching, y not get freaky, there are quite places around you and your partner can have a special time, it doesn't have to be open .


okay,, if u say so


And things like this spices up the relationship since it doesn’t happen so oftenAnyway am a lady and i was using my boyfriend addy to post

that u should have said

druggie233:
Yes why not , it's called adventure jare, just imagine the sound of the sea, gentle wind e.t.c

Na because of the cool breeze etc u go do am 4 there?

anyway, i was not talking 2 guys i was talking to the ladies

:-x :-x :-x :-x :-x

theffanyi:
[MOPE] na u sabi I DEY SPEAK MY MIND

NA TRUE I TALK

me sef no say u lie, me too no lie abi? i do?

Do you know maybe she was opening it 4 u

U sef, this don teaxch u say nxt time u see anything like this make u dey kip quiet

no be everything eyes see, mouth go dey talk

any way anwer to the que

the gurl, i like her, she is not a sinner
if u are a christian, in Genesis, it was said that were naked cos their eyes are not yet opened, but when they ate it the forbidden fruit, their eyes were opened

so wat the girl is trying to tell u is that she has not yet eaten the forbidden fruit, so her eyes are not yet open

so thats all i think.

or fellow nairalanders, what are your own views

hi ladies in the house,
here again

can u do IT on the beach?