Mercy forehead be looking like someone's whole head... #foreheadgoals

Page turner is bae

Mtchew.. Shay Na only me no cm like d song? I no c anything Dr o.... Naso fall fall my shoulder fr d bahd baddo baddest, how fall go tk chorus when David dy dr.... Two rappers fes sing, dn davido.... My expectations dn too full but dy just busted my bubbles sha

Mrjo:
When did one leg up become flexiblity?

My brother, the kain adjectives/nouns nowadays enh.. And if Linda shower praises on David pikin, Imade lyk this, different Oyinbo.... Esp STUNNING.... where she fine put....

Flexibility unto say u rest leg for wall, I was expecting to see her fly in d air...

cruzita:
I wonder ooo

I'm still wondering

hilda90:

The news really shocked me.o.I can think of only two reasons why they decided to marry early...
its either she is preggers or
They're madly in love.
Anyway I'm very happy for them.
Ahn jae hyun would be the youngest Korean actor to marry early. Wish other celebs would learn from them...not date
for six months..quarrel ...and use busy schedule as an excuse for break up.

Still waiting for Suzy and Min ho to break up before his military enlistment. That one will marry at the age of 40 or 45 for sure...after dating all the fine girls in Korea...i wonder who his third gf would be.

You sef know say even naija girls sef go dy queue for am after he break up with those Korean pipu finish. . I think he'll marry @68...lol

Who he epp

Tiwa no happy for inside and for outside..... YEMI dn tiff ha crown.....

Make she go bk aus go take care of jamil abi wetin be her pikin name again sef.....

But she stee dy try sha....

BTW I'm loving the YEMI's Ferrari song.... Lol....
Make David dy hear am o...we want ferrari

Shebi when una kill pesin with laughter, una go happy abi.... Lol...

Missed ya ejo wewe

How many episodes is jackpot coz Dr saguek feem too dy long and I no get tym jere....

Una no talk abt Mr. Black and marriage contract ke....

DOTS jazz strong pass make una no talk about am.. I understand.. Lol

Only the first picture.....

Anyone seeing goodbye Mr. Black? How e be bfr I go waste my precious mb ooooooo

And sarang, what can we say.. DOTS is bae

Atk01:
Just saw this! It is so true, for me.

Lwkmd roflmao..... So true

O GA O..... Shay nobody watch signal ni.....

Me luv am tho....

Mrs cops 2 nko? Anybody?

When people dy yab this girl say Na bleach she bleach and say the bleaching cream Na strong one, she go dy fight them...... Nothing concern me for pesin matter O but I just can't stop laffing.....

Kufie:






Please you guys should explain to me. I still don't get it

If he lies on every other day, that means he lies on Tuesdays and Wednesdays .. So if he says I'll yell the truth on a Tuesday, it's a lie which means he'll lie on Wednesday....

Do u get?

sarang60:


we already know that the are high on pure water, that is why they have issues

Pure water ke..... Abi ice water

amiskurie:

But seriously,Che the thing dey sweet like that?

Stupid but I find it strangely funny

amiskurie:
I weep for your kpushy in the hands of Nigerian boys,u for don know say dem no get joy down here.
Nobody go tell you before u do remix for Nigerian ROD

You no see d Oyinbo for d video? He dn chop naija pussyy finish...... So tey he just dy blush for d video... Lol

gunpoint:

This girl you no get chill at all mehn

Lol.... What I do na

Leoswaggs:
c as I rush go ur profile..buh y u sidown 4 chair na?u dey hide somefn

Egbami!!! Must I stand up? Na you I snap for? Hian!

gunpoint:

This girl you no get chill at all mehn

Lol.... What I do na

Goridoe:


dem help deir 'unborn shildren'

Like tools and flavour type of children abi

Leoswaggs:
Flavour dey browse dis girl internet..na em make d girl neva tall since all ds days

I know say she still climb stool as she dy so

If I hear say do no dy fcck.... Sha do and get belle....

But seriously, I like you two together but no get belle jor

With that eyebrow?

Cutehector:
Mchew... lindaikeji, u must buy dat man by fire by force oooo... abeg come and buy me.. my account number dey..

Lol.... You na Muppet or gold digger ba?

Buhari dy find u

So a couple of days ago, I reached one million followers on Twitter...you go, Linda! Lol. There are like 2million Nigerians on Twitter (I stand to be corrected) and half of them follow me...I'm so honoured. Thanks Nigeria! :-)

Meanwhile, there's something else I want to address because I saw a lot of folks abusing me upandan on social media this week over tweets they think I posted. Something about 'I can buy any man I want'. Yeah, right, that's why I've been single for years! #Rollseyes!

I may have made careless statements during the Hermes saga that I definitely regret and have apologized for (I was stark raving mad when I was posting on IG...I was in another world...lol) and my words were to the 'haters' but I forgot that there were young people who look up to me who were also observing what was going on and were disappointed by my remarks. I regret my words. So, yeah, I may have said those silly things but I would never post those tweets from the fake account. It was tweeted some days ago and I addressed it on Twitter but I see some people/groups on Facebook talking about it and many still believe I tweeted it and are just abusing me anyhow..lol. Thus, I decided to address it here!

No one can buy a man...or a woman for that matter. You can only buy a Muppet or a gold digger, not a real man. And a real man is what I am looking for! *wink*. See the tweets after the cut and please if anyone can help me shut down the Twitter account, I would appreciate it before they spoil my career..lol


The fake handle has 4k followers. It is @lindaLkeji. So the L is a small letter, and makes it look like lindalkeji. Mine is @lindaikeji with an i. (There are several other fake Linda Ikeji twitter/Facebook pages). Also, can anyone help me get verified? Thanks in advance...

Source....http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2016/03/li-gets-1-million-followers-on-twitter.html

Eez not too late

sinaj:
Is she pregnant

Lwkm some people no get chill.... Laff dn fall me from my bed.... Make i stand up....

houstonia:
are you serious? this our Mr Nigeria wey like to struggle with him funeh. nice one. you get muscle she gat hips.

Lwkm.... Perfect combo.... Hips and muscle....

Who dm help

Well said.... Nigeria would have been a better place if we stop criticizing but look for start providing solutions in our little way....

Make freeze sef help pesin

Una two no even serious... Lol...

How this one go take affect this gridlock bayi

Goridoe:


me keh? no oo.. na my younger bro sharparly write ahm for me, cos na hin dey hear dose kinda wack song for house.. na wetin lil kesh cause b dat

Skiboroboskibo Skiboroboskibo yebaaaaaaa oseeeeeee badddesssst.... Lwfmd