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NinjaMetahuman:
Tenshhag-in
BRashdford-in
Onananana-in
Mctomtom- in
Reward the bastards.

Let Nani667 catch you
Na Area F straight 😁😁😁

drisham:
Massive cap

Bullshit

Kimbeast:
You spotted all these things in one match?

I understand your skepticism, but I assure you, I'm not a regular follower of the Brazilian league, but each time I have the time to watch them, I've noticed a pattern. The match I stumbled upon was just a confirmation of what I've been observing. The passion, dedication, and raw talent on display were evident throughout the game. I'm not claiming they're all superstars, but they display a good pattern of football that reinforced my existing impression.
The fact that big clubs wait for smaller clubs to sign players first is a common practice in the transfer market. They prefer to sign players who have already been developed and proven themselves, rather than taking a risk on raw talent. This approach suggests an alarming level of complacency among big clubs' scouts, who collect thousands of pounds/Euros monthly without doing their primary job. It raises a question, do smaller clubs have more qualified and effective scouts than the big clubs, or are the big clubs' scouts simply not doing their work?

NinjaMetahuman:
and then flop because fans are expecting benz to act like Ferrari

LMAO 😁😁😁

amodu:
Imagine

Same guy they wanted to sell to us for €37

Craze dey Athletico head

Clubs want to turn us to Maga fc.

Joezinho:
It’s actually ridiculous how there aren’t proper strikers anymore. Like you have to think long and hard to name a striker. Hearing names like gyokeres, holjlund, jackson is quite irritating. Strikers that consistently play yamayama football and constantly drop James Bond moves.

A dearth of quality strikers in football is really a cause of concern..

Football scouts no longer do their primary job, which is to search for raw talent. Instead, they opt for finished and already made players. During the recent EPL break, I was bored and craving to watch a live game, so I stumbled upon a Brazilian league match. These players' passion and dedication struck me, they played as if their lives depended on it. I spotted several promising young talents, composed and confident midfielders, goal sense finisher but big clubs seem to be waiting for small club like Brighton, Watford, Porto to sign them first. Only then do they enter the fray, sparking a bidding war and driving up the player's value to triple their worth.

Sanchez takes the top spot as No1 keeper, guys, I'm signing off for another sabbatical leave, I can't allow this club to kill me before my time, enough is enough!!!

I support him 100%

War is war, no one gains from war

Hmm

AirBere:
You didn't understand him. He quoted you in order to agree with you. This is what I think because I do same sometimes

Thank you.

Skimpledawg:
You quoted the wrong post. Please check.

No need to misinterpret me, My previous response was actually backing up your statement, not going against it. I'm criticizing the people who think Sterling's signing was a good move, not you. We're on the same wavelength.

Skimpledawg:
Is everything alright at home sir?

meaning?

Hmm

Android17:
Apart from Palmer and Jackson who else was more productive than Raheem?

What do you mean by being "productive"?
If I define 'productive', It means efficiency and effectiveness.
Productivity is about making the most of your chances.
For instance, if one player scores 10 goals from 100 clear-cut chances, and another player scores 5 goals from just 7 chances, the latter is actually more productive, despite scoring fewer goals.
Sterling's stats might look good on paper, but trust me, he's not as productive as he seems,
don't be fooled by his stats, he's not as effective as they suggest, that's why I call him a 'extra tyre' he's not making the most of his opportunities. He won't be missed.
(but we might miss his missed chances.) 😆😁😂

Skimpledawg:
Chasing Sterling away from this team is one of the sign of answered prayers from months I spent on the mountain.


More good news to come!

You can't be a true Chelsea fan and be thrilled about the signing of Raheem Sterling, I was one of the first to speak out against his move to Chelsea, which is why I jokingly call him 'Extra Tyre'

One man mopol vs one way traffic , welcome sir🤣🤣🤣

There is dignity in labour

Enzo5:
Sad we didn't win with the players selected

New update for upcoming match

Chelsea's A list for the Conference League match against Servette:

- Sanchez, Jorgensen, Bettinelli;
- Disasi, Cucurella, Badiashile, James, Gusto, Veiga;
- Fernandez, Madueke, Chukwuemeka, Nkunku, Palmer, Dewsbury-Hall, Caicedo, Lavia;
- Mudryk, Jackson, Neto, Guiu

Good news is James is back, looking forward to the formation maresca will put for the game

While I'm not the type of person who wishes misfortune on others, sometimes unfortunate events can be a blessing in disguise. In this case, I wouldn't mind if Sanchez were to sustain an injury, as it would give Petrovic the opportunity to prove himself to this copy copy coach.

iamoyindamola:
With the number of nobodinho this club sign
Na true talk🤣🤣

I was listening to a sports radio analyst from Ibadan last week, and one of the anchors made a humorous comment. He said that if your team is playing in England and you need players to complete your squad, just go to Chelsea's team and pick one - they won't even notice 🤣🤣🤣

BlueRayDick:
Anytime I remember how Donjazzet dragged Abrahamovic and his "blood money" , then see what the club has become under Holy Bohely's clean money ; I go just burst laugh

Where is he now? Fake fan

Caicedobets:
If Felix scores up to 10 league goals I will deactivate

Noted

Shiooor

SimpleGuy001:
At this point, we need to get Sanchez outta this team

I have said this multiple times, we can't make top 6 if Sanchez is our first choice keeper.

TrebleChamp:
My Prediction:
Chelsea 4 Vs Mancity 2

Haaland and Palmer both with a brace to boost my FPL score.....

This one dey fight for his FPL 😂
For me 1:0 is okay, even if it is an own goal, win na win and it's 3 points.

It's surprising that In 2024, and by Chelsea's standards, we're still stuck with Sanchez as our first-choice keeper.🙊

sharpwriter:
Pefuele also known as ara osan is in the United States. Now a nurse.

Nurse?
I'm delighted to hear this, but I wasn't aware he had a relevant qualification to work with as a nurse, I only knew he won the visa lottery back in the late 90s.

larride:
EPL Chapter 2024 v 1 - 7

1- On the 16th day in the 8 month in the year of our Lord, the prophet Larride prophesied according as the lord of banter gave him utterances.

2 - He said "Oh ye Chelshit, hear the word of Lord Banter, this season shall be filled with lamentation, wailings and constant fights in thy camp. The band boys will feast and merry with different tidings every weekend"

3 - He continued "Even on weekdays when ye go to the forsaken land of eastern europe for your conference battles, it shall end in agony and wailing. Your trusted warrior Sir ColdPal will flatter, your commander Mascara won't see the end of the season before he will be sent on exile by the security council led by Sir Boehly the Clown"

4 - "This season shall be renewed with plenty attack versus defense battle strategies and long epistles abouts trusting the process but all will come to naught"

5 - "Ye shall look at the red side of Manchester and see them merry with the spoils of their battle victories, ye shall thirst after such but it will be denied thee for thou hath transgressed against the Lord of banter"

6 - "Hurry now, put on sack clothes and ashes all over your body, go to the red side of Manchester and beg them for mercy, maybe the lord of banter will see your contrite heart and give you some reprieve.

7 - These are the words of Lord Banter as the Prophet Larride has prophesied.

EPL Chapter 2024/25, verse 1-to infinity

1 - And lo, the Manchester United faithful did boast and brag, but their words were empty, like the seats at Old Trafford.

2 - For their team did struggle to find consistency, like a ship without a rudder in a stormy sea.

3 - Their star players did sulk and pout, like Bobrisky who doesn't know his gender

4 - And their manager, Sir Ten Hag, did try to steady the ship, but it was like trying to hold water in his hands.

5 - The Red Devils did promise much but deliver little, like a mirage in the desert that vanishes when approached.

6 - Their fans did sing of glory days, but those days were long gone, like the dinosaurs of old.

7 - And so, the Manchester United faithful did live in the past, for they had no future to look forward to.

8 - Their midfield did lack creativity, like a painter without colors, and pilot without sight, and their defense did leak goals like a sieve.

9 - The once-mighty United did stumble and fall, like a giant felled by a tiny arrow.

10 - Their fans did cry out for the return of Sir Alex, but he did ride off into the sunset, leaving them to face the music of his atrocities.

11 - The Glazers did suck the life out of the club, like vampires feasting on blood.

12 - And the team did suffer, like a patient in a coma, unable to wake up.

13 - The Manchester United faithful did cling to past glories, like a drowning man clinging to a liferaft.

14 - But the truth did hurt, like a slap in the face: United were no longer the kings of England, but mere mortals, struggling to keep up.

15 - Thus the Red Devils and the dark forces of darkness unleashed a devastating plague of injuries on their 5 star players, benching them for 5 to 7 months, and their team was plunged into the relegation zone, struggling to stay afloat.

16 - Their cries for help did fall on deaf ears, like a tree falling in an empty forest.

17- And their... (You may add yours)

These are the words of banter from all the blue fans and these are the future event that will take place this season 🤣😂😁

ariesbull:
Chat GPT 4.0 is amazing with the voice prompt and note ...it can even write software codes

but GPT 4.0 is not free nao

I have been using this over three months

airmark:
Dementia patient like you wouldn't remember it was during Marina's time that we got Kante, Diego Costa, Fabregas, Thiago Silva for free and other key players that either won Epl or Ucl.

What about her influence in selling players like Morata, Oscar, Costa, Hazard at eye-catching prices?

Keep my moniker off your mumu posts.

Airmark don't fall my hand o, abeg leave that guy, his statement doesn't merit a response. It means he's a JJC in support of the team. There was a season we called her 'Pants-less Marina' for the spectacular job she did, even the rival fans praised her.

Conor Gallagher's body language shows that blue blood still runs through his veins.💯