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nwajoshua: Y must u wie pants to ur btday,,Y must u show ur bodies to d public...wot are we doing?we r learning d white pple,,it bleeds on how future will be.

what is this one saying?

highyo: As long as holiness is concerned, whosoever marry a man that has a wife at home already commited furnication with him, even if she has given her life to Christ, she must leave the man alone and get her own husband, else it's hell.
Also, any children given birth trough this medium are caused. Because, the sins of their parent will affect those children. That's why we must keep begging the lord to forgive us for the sins of our father and mother, look at it, what has a new born baby commited that deserve curse? No its the sins of the parent. And children born out of polygamy are cursed and they need to repent of the sins of their parent.
God hate taking another wife, thats why he deal with the king of egypt when he tried to seize abraham wife. God also hate people who divorces their wife and remarry. Mal2:16 God said I hate divorce
one man and one wife not wives
your first wife is your wife, even if she has not bear you children

say's who?

Odun yi by JAYWON

Money, Men, Machine, Material... D 4 m's in management

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;DAm also a lady ;DAm also a lady

HOW TO DETECT AN UGLY GIRL
#1. Ugly girls will tag 95 people in a pic and still get
2 likes, probably from her parents. # Wole_Soyinka_Said_So
#2. When a group of girls wanna take a pic, they
hand over the camera to her.. If you're that girl, then
you're ugly. # My_Grandpa_Told_Me
#3. If no guy has ever paid your transport fare in a
public bus, then you have to do something about
your looks.. # T_B_Joshua_Said_So
#4. Whenever there is a drama rehearsal in your
church, they always select you to play the role of a
witch, vampire or demon.
#5. Most girls with sweet names on fb like "Mo'cute",
"Pink Berry", "Sexy diva queen" are usually very ugly
#6. 90% of girls that support chelsea are ugly
#7.
#8. Ugly girls wont even notice that i didn't write
anything in #7 cos they are so angry with me right
now for exposing them. Gud mawing. Hope the ladies still like me.

Yoruba Mothers, one of the best when it comes to child upbringing.

Yoruba mothers produce the best range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. These slaps will make you think you were adopted.
IGBATI will make u correct your wrong lesekese!
The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your
sins on the spot.
IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation.
ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pants! Now ABARA is the worst....
And apart from IGBAJU, we have a more advanced one which is IGBAJU OLOYI. When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your head will go to auto-search as you'll be looking for what hit you. This will make you do all the actions of the other slapxs above at once!
OH! IGBAJU OLOYI...it can reset one to 3D (DEAF, DAFT and DUMB)
God bless our parents for the good upbringing!

Asking a blind man where he sees naigeria in 10 years to come, abeg wetin he wan use see am

When am I going 2 b d first 2 comment ... Back to d mata, am seeking dis opportunity to let all nairalanders 2 know dat my Name is Moresignal and am not a terrorist..

It is only in 9ja that a journalist will ask a blind man " Where do you see this country in 10 years time?" Abeg wetin e wan use see am?"

Ok

chaloner: Did d police truly shot the man ?

At all.....the police shot d beer after drinking d man

Crying in india way*** ohio hio hiio hio

Okay. Okay.

Am not competing with any1, if u get dere be4 me Congrats! Life is an express road, overtaking is allowed, but speed kills. So watch it!!! In 1 sentence: first 2 comment. Thanks 2 u all

Laughing in a chinese way

Am not competing with any1, if u get dere be4 me Congrats! Life is an express road, overtaking is allowed, but speed kills. So watch it!!! To keep the long story short, am d first to comment. Thank u all

Am not competing with any1, if u get dere be4 me Congrats! Life is an express road, overtaking is allowed, but speed kills. So watch it!!! All what am saying in one sentence( first to comment). Thank u all

The Traveller

I luv her, she has been my friend, my sister, my half, my twin sister on d street of Ago-ika, d only companion, but death just took her away from me... I luv u OLUWAFUNMILAYO OLANREWAJU omo ADELOWOTAN but GOD luv u most... 30/06/2013. 10:00 pm will never forget dat day

ADELOWOTAN FUNMILAYO OLANREWAJU...RIP... Will miss u soo much***crying***

In One word:- COMMITMENT.

Warlord3000: So basically.. He wasn't really sentenced for stealing the phone per se..

I guess his armed robbery record tarnished it all..

RIP in advance to him.. That's all

I think after (quote)(reply)(like), we shud av love... I so much love this comment