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WannaHowzit:
Our presence on NL is to educate and lead, as seen by the evidence that you're now mimicking my attack strategy. Lack of originality killed Japageria millennia ago.

Aren't you glad you were skooled in the mighty SA way of playing "chess" tonight.

I'm switching the lights off now. Make sure you pack the chairs and close the door on your way out.

Hamba kahle!

You are such easy prey. You couldn't resist a response neh!

How many times does someone have to tell us they are leaving.

For the second time, bye bye my homo naledi looking brethren from the South. Again , See you soon!

WannaHowzit:
I inboxed you to alert you the thread was dead, coz clearly you don't have a life and you lost your peanut sized brain in the floods.

Sigh!

Morbid419 I understand you seek SA attention coz we're your role models and all. I get that.

With that said.

Bye!

You are throwing empty punches cause you think this is a boxing contest. We are playing a game of chess here not checkers.

Ironically its SA's seeking acknowledgement roaming about on a primarily Nigerian website hoping to defend their bruised egos and I make sure they are served their just portion of it to keep them coming back.

Bye bye Young padowen, See you soon!

WannaHowzit:
That you're engaging someone who's since moved on with his life. Maybe the flood swept your peanut brain away and now you're functioning on a hollow brain. Still no difference though.

Oh well, ciao!

but that "someone" still responds and so do others like you rendering your assessment null and void.

As they say in naija "no be by force to answer question!"

Millenials I tell you, ***shaking my head again****

WannaHowzit:
No, you're not smart morbid419

Can't you see this thread is dead

ps. Check out my 2 latest threads. They're awesome! (Even if I have to say so myself)

What is the correlation btw my smarts and this thread being dead? Do you honestly think I pop up on nairaland hoping for likes and measuring the running longetivity of comments on threads.

I am dealing with infants here ***shaking my head****

kgr28:
Someone here is suffering from Dunning-Kruger Effect and is Pseudo-intelligent

My pseudo intellligence is far far better than your poor bantu educated mind.

We can test this anytime you like, neh!

JaceBlaze:
You have seen the condition of your roads, perennial electric power outages,no clean drinkable water.Life is unbearable even for a millionaire in Nigeria.

For something to be unbearable it means you cannot "bear it". Again if this is so how is it there are still 150 million+ people still alive and well. Clearly you get all your skewed news from nairaland. Brush that passport off, get on a plane, bus, tuk tuk, whatever means of transport and see your continent. It will broaden your mind. DON"t be SCARRED!

JaceBlaze:
The average South African has it better than you,take it or leave it.The one way migration is evident of that so no need crying about it.
By many you mean politicians who have destroyed your country? Okay

Have you been to Mexico before? The average Mexican has it better than an average South African yet the "one way migration" of many a mexican that flood that American border on a daily basis is very evident. You really do need to open your eyes to the world you live in and understand it a little better. SABC and ENCA is doing a very bad job at informing you guys over there.

JaceBlaze:
Nope,you leave yours behind because of its unbearable living conditions.

if its that unbearable why are there still 150+ million people still there erking out a living everyday.

JaceBlaze:
We on the other hand don't have to test our faith by going to useless countries just to prove we are capable of surviving.Why put ourselves through such when we have it better than you?

You have it better eh. Tell that to them shack dwellers living off 350 rand a month, the domestic workers who still make meager pay cleaning massa's house up in the hill or the multitude of youths who are running around jobless and who will most likely die in poverty but hey they are "patriots" cause they die in South Africa no?, I get it though the blood you have split to earn your freedom is still fresh in your memory and you guys are still full of that nationalistic sentiment while the rest of us are just mindless baboons running around causing a rockus.

JaceBlaze:
Heaven is anywhere except the country you were born in,got it.

Don't get it twisted young padowen, there are many who live Heavenly in Nigeria but indeed heaven is what you make of it.


PS Hows your man Mashaba doing. Yo! I didn't know that bumbling stutterer was also suffering from Vitiligo with all that make up he uses to hide it. Dude is turning White. That explains a lot.

JaceBlaze:
Of course,there will always be more of you out there than us,obvious reasons being that South Africa is still the most attractive country in the whole of Africa.We have it better than most so japparing is not a top priority.The point is we do travel but we always come back.

There is no contention here cept for one. You do not stay in your country because it is better than other African countries, you stay because you do not know how to survive anywhere else.

JaceBlaze:
Which country can one go to and not find Nigerians? The jappa rate is far more than you are trying to explain here.If your population in SA alone stands at 800k then how many of you are out there in other places?

Point 1.Which country can one go and not find White people settling there? What is good for the colonist is also good for the colonized. We go where they go. Heaven is anywhere you make it.

Point 2. Nigerians are no majority in any country on earth so relatively speaking in comparison to other groups of "foreigners" that live within those confines we are a minute size. On aggregate a less than 10% proportion of the total population can be found outside the country and relative to the countries total population size, well you do the math.

Point 3. Total remittance inflows into Nigeria from these Japaer's in US$ stood at 18billion US dollars in 2020 alone into the country so while you are still fighting and toytoying for that good governance which you keep wishing will come, like they say in Naija "We move!!!

JaceBlaze:
Generally you'd be hard-pressed to sight a South Africans anywhere outside South Africa because we are known for keeping low profile outside our territories.There are many South Africans in the UK,Canada and US but you won't find us bringing attention to ourselves.

I wouldn't use the adjective "many" in terms of Black South Africans. A "hand full" would be a more appropriate descriptor but nonetheless you are simply buttressing my intial point.

JaceBlaze:
That's funny because last I checked South Africa is the place where other African migrants come to practice their cultures and religious beliefs without worrying about ducking machetes and bullets from tribalistic bandits in their countries.If you got the genetics to survive the "real Africa" then why are you running from it?

If there were a more than a 50% Jappa rate in Nigeria and West Africa in general then the above argument would make sense but since the entire immigrant population in SA stands at 6%-8% of the entire SA population, the above is null.

There will be people who jappa but that's just evidence of natural selection at its best.

JaceBlaze:
Or you have been looking for South Africans in the wrong places.We don't do West Africa,in fact,most of Africa does not impress us to even wanna lay foot in any part of it.

For a world traveller like myself this is far from the truth. You( Black Africans that is) are rarely sighted anywhere. I will concede though that you have began to discover places like Mexico and Thailand in recent years but typically ya'll don't go anywhere past the Limpopo river in general.

Ps. You are no longer built for the rest of Africa especially the West where we still have the most vibrant display of African culture. Too much European entanglements have rendered your genetics too weak to survive in "real Africa". That my friend is a disadvantage on your part.

JaceBlaze:
And you know this,how?

Statistical probability of the average black Saffa's travel habits.

WannaHowzit:
You mean the hungrypin?

Coming from the statistician genius with dsylexia I will let the above slide.

JaceBlaze:
The information shocked me bad oo let me shock in peace na.

The pidgin is getting better, for someone who has never left the shores of SA. Shall I admit I am a little impressed.

Keep it up.

WannaHowzit:
He doesn't have time for you, that's why.

He ignores me because I always tell the truth and deep down in his core, he acknowledges this.

JaceBlaze:
Quite the revelation.This information just shocked me.

The sarcarsm and dry humor is unbecoming of a Nairaland veteran like yourself. I expected a better comeback.

WannaHowzit:
Very boring. Yawns X10 (times 10).

Boring but nonetheless factual.

WannaHowzit:
Of course as a Nigerian you're an expert on drugs.

Psychiatric medication has been an essential for some minds that I have encountered which is why I recognize dyslexia when I see it.

WannaHowzit:
Dom-pheus you're wasting my time, it's 4AM in South Africa, I'm going to sleep.

Will keep your extreme hunger as a country in my thoughts as I enjoy my fatcakes with bacon, eggs and cheese. And atchaar.

Shalom.

Yes go to sleep neh, The Diazepam they gave you to calm down is confusing your mind.

WannaHowzit:
You're in real need of that spicy rat ponmo indeed. Remember you're the one making false claims - so you Google and attach your facts.

Dyslexia at its best for the so called statistical math genius.

Morpheus' so called claim "This one is the oldest city designed, built and continually resided by Whites. They own it and have been thinking about seceding from the Union"

From this above "claim" WannaHowzit has given us the demographics to prove capetown is not a majority White city even though there is not such a claim being made and this is a mathematical impossibility since they there are only 6 million of them juxtaposed to a 60 million population size.

Don't make me go back on my word Mfethu. I told you I don't like making fun of people with disabilities.

WannaHowzit:
Must be really taxing trying to prove Cape Town is a white city and that black South Africans are slaves, on an empty Nigerian stomach.

When are you japaring to South Sudan, the poorest country on planet earth for a better living?

Yes until you get the below into that so called "statistical" mind of yours we shall play this game neh!

Point- We are not talking about "absolute" numbers of Whites in comparison to other population groups in SA, we are talking about number of Whites in the "city of cape-town" relative to their populations in other cities.

Please google that stat and see what you come up with, juxtapose that again to the statement I made and your own statement and see who comes out Stu.pid

WannaHowzit:
How much is rat skin ponmo? I can buy one for you.

Yes the fact still remains that:

Point- We are not talking about "absolute" numbers of Whites in comparison to other population groups in SA, we are talking about number of Whites in the "city of cape-town" relative to their populations in other cities.

Please google that stat and see what you come up with, juxtapose that again to the statement I made and your own statement and see who comes out Stu.pid

WannaHowzit:
I'll assume alpha male is too hungry to comprehend anything a full SA stomach has to say right now.

Shame askies, I see on the frontpage so-called alpha males remain the hungriest lot on planet earth.

Makes me wonder what your business is with who owns Cape Town and who doesn't, when you can't even afford a plate of rat skin ponmo.

It really is very sad indeed.

Yes diversions but the fact still remains that

Morpheus said "the colloquial title capetonion's give the western cape is the "republic"

Wannhowzit states that from the above we can intepret that Morpheus said this ""western cape people are called "capetonians" because they are a "republic"

WannaHowzit:
Again, I'm a stats and facts guy, as most South Africans are. Not liars like you Nigerians.

Here's stats attached below. Now disprove that the situation is not similar across SA cities with relation to whites.

Or they don't teach you that sort of critical analysis in your farm-like so-called universities?

I cannot disprove that which I did not state you numskull. YOu really think by reposting that stat you have gained any ground. I am waiting for this to continue to put the slam dunk on your azz.

keep writing.

WannaHowzit:
Proof has been attached bow. Hunger is killing you my brother and making you hallucinate.

I hear you're now the 500th hungriest country in the world out of 501 countries. (Check frontpage NOW)

I actually wept for a while.

Here's your attachment - i've recovered now.

You really are dyslexic.

Morpheus said "the colloquial title capetonion's give the western cape is the "republic"

Wannhowzit states that from the above we can intepret that Morpheus said this ""western cape people are called "capetonians" because they are a "republic"


You know I do sympatize with people with disablities so I will not use the Dyslexic term again but get help man!

WannaHowzit:
You said "western cape" people are called "capetonians" because they are a "republic".

Your own words drunkard. Or u smoking your own supply of drugs meant for innocent South African kids?

You smoking that dagga again Mfethu or are you dsylexic. Point me to where I made the above statement "verbatim."

WannaHowzit:
I can quickly Google this and counter u as I have already above but please give stats to support this argument.

I've already supplied stats that whites make up 11% of the population of Cape town.

Now it's up to you to support your assertions why Joburg, Pretoria and Durban are not white cities as you claim Cape town is.

Coz the racial stats are similar.

You want me to do your work for you so you look smart neh.

Point- We are not talking about "absolute" numbers of Whites in comparison to other population groups in SA, we are talking about number of Whites in the "city of cape-town" relative to their populations in other cities.

Please google that stat and see what you come up with, juxtapose that again to the statement I made and your own statement and see who comes out Stu.pid

S.Tupid!

WannaHowzit:
@bolded LOL, ever heard of 'Joburbers'. Are Johannesburg residents a republic?

You are conflating two different references.

WannaHowzit:
@bolded

LMAO!

Check the stats. Thank God South Africa's BLACK government is good at stats.

I hope you can dissect I mean DOMpheus. Ask your white master what D0M is, coz that's what u are - I see it slipped past your flat empty head first time around.

You know you are an idiot right. Go back, read what I wrote and then reread your response. You will see how s.tupid that response is because of the following:

Point 1-It would be mathematically impossible for Whites to reside anywhere in South Africa and not be the minority population in that area seeing that they constitute a meega 5 to 6 million of the entire population size

Point 2- Cape town as a "city "has the largest concentration of Whites and is the largest area with a white population second to the total combinations of all the cities in the Guateng province inclusive of Pretoria, Johannesburg, Centurion, Sandton e.t.c

Point 3. It is the only province in SA that is run by a White led party and premier.

JaceBlaze:
I personally think Sun City is perfect as an out-of-the-vicinity tourist resort.The less accessable to groovists who turn all nice places into ghettos the better.

I am with you on that one, have you seen long street, its becoming a den of local colored prostitutes.

WannaHowzit:
Dom-pheus(100%dom), you so lame - still, after 1 million years.

You can ad hominem me all you want, fact still remains, its called the mother city for a reason and the colloquial title capetonion's give the western cape is the "republic" if you don't know.

Don't kill the messenger neh!

JaceBlaze:
CPT is truly one of a kind.I wish we had a Cape Town in all South African provinces.

How can you have a Cape town in all provinces. This one is the oldest city designed, built and continually resided by Whites. They own it and have been thinking about seceding from the Union.

LeSudAfricaine:
where you're going with this you ask? Absolutely nowhere!

You are comparing a country barely visited with a tourist haven here boet and you're using an isolated incident to make your point. Nice try, watch more German tourists make their way to sunny SA NOT Nigeria, where am I going with this?

Lets not act like Nigeria does not have a kidnapping reputation, we all know tourists get kidnapped over there

1. Tourists don't get kidnapped. Oil workers and opportunists lurking around rural areas looking for cheap raw materials do for ransom.

2. The way your politicians like Lindiwe Sisulu has been running around trying to keep the image of SA after the German got killed simply reveals how dependent you still are on "White monopoly capital". If the Whites leave your economy you are doomed.