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LilNetty:
Your #500 fell out off your pocket and someone picked it, the person who
picked it happens to owe you #100.
So the person paid your #100 with the #500 and you gave him back a change
of #400
How much did you lose in total?

#600

From a friend:
When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend
When I was 16, I dated a girl, but
there was no passion.
So I decided I needed a PASSIONATE girl with a zest for life.
In highschool, I dated a passionate girl,
but she was too emotional. &
Extremely sensitive.
Everything was an emergency.
She was a drama queen.
She cried all the time and threatened suicide.
So I decided I needed a girl that is OUTSPOKEN.
Outspoken i dated,
she complain at every little thing & always plays the Victim role perfectly.
She Nags, Whine, Snub at everything & everyone:
She is domineering & control freak.
Self-perpetrating victim of circumstance.
she has a superiority complex & always have the Illusion that she is better than everyone.
I realise that i can't put up with her
lack of attitude of Gratitude then opt out.
So I decided I needed a girl with some STABILITY.
I found a very stable girl, but she was boring.
She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some EXCITEMENT.
I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
She did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met.
She made me miserable as often as happy.
She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless, not forgetting focusless.
So I decided to find girl that is Pious and Religious.
I dated Religious & Spiritual lady
at first everything was okay.
never new she was a religious Fanatic & Fundamental
Until she started her Extremism,
Prayed all night.
Tag others of being Heretic & Blasphemous.
I can't bear long with her Hypocrisy.
So I decided to find a girl with some
AMBITION. I found a smart, ambitious and Independent girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her.
She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now,
all I want is,
I dont really know what i want.

Still available

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robonski15:
what quantity do u need sir

1000

robonski15:
Hello boss i havent seen ur mail..

Still awaiting your response

robonski15:
We sell at #8.. How many do u need.. Are u referring to the geepee tanks of 3500 liters?

Yes, but not the tank, this ones wey made for rearing fishes and how can you get it to ijebu-ode?

robonski15:
Hello sir, we have added additives to our magnet feed for quicker growth..

bro how much do you sell your fingerlings? and how can you transport it to ogun? ijebu-ode to be precise and i have three 3500litres keg that i will like to use, how many catfish can i rear with the 3 kegs?

ProfTPE:

Why didn't you block the game? Atleast you would have won something.

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Krak:
I just saw your message a few days ago.

no qualms brov, check your mail.

The gods are brutally wise!!! Thanks to injury time goal from fiorentina

Their is a 36 self contain .

France Ligue1
monaco vs bastia: X/1 @ 3.25
Arsenal vs southampton: 3-1 @14.75
Montpellier vs Olympique Marseille:X @3.10
Sheffield Wednesday vs Burnley:X @3.05
West Ham United vs Aston Villa: X3.35







Play at your own risk

janzguy:
2016 is not even a month old but we’ve already been treated to the first ridiculous social media trend of the year.

The latest craze has seen women from Japan and China using their breasts to hold a pen in place, thus proving they have an ample bosom…apparently.

According to the Daily Mail, the first social media post in China appeared on January 6 with the hashtag #carrypenunderbreast. Hey, it’s nothing if not clear.

The trend reportedly originated in Japan before reaching China, but has quickly gone viral with over 1.24 million views so far.

It is alleged that several other names for the craze have also appeared online, including ‘new standard for a goddess’ and ‘only a real woman can do this’.

Unsurprisingly, these statements have caused a bit of controversy, with many people pointing out that the ability to hold a pen under your breasts is not what makes you a
woman.

"What exactly is the standard of being a proper girl?

Recently, people in Japan invented a new standard, that is –to hold a pen under your breast.

Only when you can do that are you a real girl.", one user asked


www.divineloveudorji..co.ke/2016/01/18photostrending-social-media-craze.html?m=1

Its called pencil test! it is used to determine the firmness of the br**st

bestdeals0:
Hi dear. I tried registering on SureBet since afternoon buts it's telling me password too weak. Even after typing unknown alphabets and numbers, it's still showing the same thing. Pls how can it be rectified?. Thanks.

your password must contain an uppercase letter and a digit e.g Bestdeals247

Let him return the money he collected from the 2.billion arms deal money

Ovie56:
I put in a withdrawal request of 90k+ on Merrybet 5hrs ago I'm yet to see anything o

Calm down brov, monday is always a busy day for the bookies especially when they have to payout winning. You are not the only that made payout, it will be treated on first come first serve basis and you don't need to tell us the amount.