₦airaland Forum

kpankpangolo:
Let's see the people who come here with intellect. This place is not only for discussing politics or throwing insults left and right. I want to see the formula used so I can apply it to whichever year I select.

Slytiger:
Nlfpmod

Source: https://x.com/renoomokri/status/1939617632438849583?t=6pyzTMwCH-n1I6fiTdskzQ&s=19

Previous thread: https://www.nairaland.com/8463392/honour-one-term-deal-coalition-demands

Morbeta11:
https://x.com/PulseGhana/status/1937482699574333542?t=RcrGiuafoc7JQs0cris7hA&s=08[/quote]Shoes, Peter went to school without👍

Morbeta11:
https://x.com/PulseGhana/status/1937482699574333542?t=RcrGiuafoc7JQs0cris7hA&s=08[/quote]Shoes, peter did not wear to school👍

Taquin:
This one is for the babes who are starting to question their worth because of what they see online. I turn 30 next Sunday, so I believe I’m in a good place to write this, not from a place of fear, but from experience and sense.

Over the last few months, I’ve seen some wild comments from men on Nairaland. Things like “after 7”, “evening newspaper”, “depleted ovaries”… you name it. But let me tell you: that’s not on you. That’s on them.

If you're feeling down because of these words, pause and breathe. . These men; the ones who use these terms. I’ve studied them. Yes, I went through their old posts. The youngest among them is about 43. 😂 Imagine a 43-year-old man online calling women expired. God forbid my own future husband is wasting his time typing such rubbish on a forum.
One even replied me once saying I should "rest". This is someone struggling to pay N150k school fees for his 8-year-old child and rent somewhere in the bush in Ikorodu. 😭 Another one, sleeping in the office Monday to Friday because transport to Ajah will eat his entire salary. We already had our third degree by 23 but one man from Ogbomosho thinks he would be doing me a favour by marrying me. These same people shouting “in saner climes” but the only airport they have seen is from watching James Bond movies. 😭😭😭

And these are the same ones screaming "I can't marry a 25+ year old, they’re too old." At 40+? You’re not even ashamed. Ato ole.

Ladies, these are the ones calling you evening newspaper. Do you now see that it has nothing to do with you? If you’re here and you’re worried about these people, don’t be.
This message is not for the real men who respect women and are just struggling financially. My message for you is: it’ll be okay soon, amen.

Now for the rest of us baby girls 👸🏽:
There’s a flawed logic these same men like to push. This idea of "100 women to 1 man". It’s a lie. Statistically, there are more men than women in Nigeria and in the world. You can Google it. They just use that flawed stat to make women feel desperate.
Let me say this clearly girls:
If you are not earning your own money, you have no business dating.
Once you start making money, your standards go up naturally. That’s why you’ll see Regina Daniels with a Ned Nwoko, but you’ll never see Temi Otedola with Dangote. 😏
I saw a thread the other day. One Nairaland uncle asking for advice on dating an 18-year-old. By page 2, he had mentioned giving money to her mother.
So please, work. Even if it’s small. Take yourself on mini-vacations within Nigeria. Join clubs. Play sports. I play chess. In fact, there’s no antichess player in Africa better than me. Just recently, I came 3rd out of 2,500 players globally in the Antichess World Championship . 💅🏽
I’m also starting Pilates with my girls, and I’m going to take standard chess seriously again. I want to become Nigeria’s first grandmaster by age 37.
So please my girls:
1. Buy good skincare.
2. Learn how to do your makeup — Mac, Fenty, Lancôme… get at least one.
3. Look younger, stay fresh.
4. Don’t ever beg for transport fare to go on a date. 🙅🏽‍♀️


Don’t settle because some man with a “Akungba university 1984” ID is calling you names online. 😭
Look at Asa Asika. Look at Davido. Look at Toolz and Tunde. Real rich kids marry close in age because they’re not looking for desperation, they’re looking for a match.
Take your time. Don’t lower your crown. Someone will love you fully with money, respect, maturity, and peace of mind.
There’s someone for everyone. Just don’t rush because of what these agbado philosophers are saying on Nairaland . 😂
Remember:
When they say “You’re too old,” just remember, The only thing outdated is their mindset which expired after Jonathan’s first tenure. Stop explaining your standards to people who’ve never met them.
There’s a man for every woman and yours will see your worth without needing you to shrink or beg for it.
So to every woman reading this: You’re not behind.
Evening newspaper still has breaking news.
Bye baby girls

Sirchiboy:
Like 200k to 500k will do it and still have some change

Okoroawusa:
Hahahaha! See Abba Moro sef dey talk. Like he too has ever left the corridors of power.

Some politicians think we have short memory

Jagabanbattle:
It’s becoming ridiculous for Senator Natasha to keep defaming Senator Akpabio. Suddenly, Senator Natasha is shifting from Sexual Assault to Sexual advances.

If Senator Natasha isn’t use as scapegoat, more women will start accusing men of sexual assault wrongly. I am calling on the Senate of Federal Republic Of Nigeria and NPF to take action on this issue.

Because Senator Natasha is not being charged for defamation, she keeps defaming Senator Akpabio who is a man of honor. In the process, going all around international TV to ridicule Nigeria.

APOPTOSIS:
But truly speaking and asking, has he ever healed anyone before.?
Let's just be sincere for once.
Because same Bible says that people would do more than Jesus did, yet we haven't seen these men raise a single person from the dead not to talk of overtaking Jesus.
Just asking but foot soldiers go vex as usual without approaching my doubts logically

givedemwotowoto:
It's very interesting how entitled we have become to US aid, especially Agbadorians.

Some are even saying the US needs us more than we need them.