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Is ur MOTHER a nurse

delishpot:
Oh shut up OP. Where do parents find these backward children sef?

Following the disappointment experienced by most MMM investors who are not able to get their money, MMM Nigeria administrators have begged their members to exercise patience as it is doing everything possible to match and pay members.
The statement was posted on its Twitter page and reads: “Some of the PH orders matched today. Be patient, we will all be paid. Pls honour your PH pledge or cancel it now b4 it is matched. #MMMPays.”

We Are Still Paying’ – MMM Nigeria Pleads with Members Not to Desert The Scheme.

MMM Nigeria administrators have begged its particiP@nts to have faith in the scheme following recent crisis.

Nursing profession is a calling, just like NUNS. These people always attend to patients in critical conditions as well as stable conditions. The psychological torture they go through make them lose interest in bedroom matters, which is why they are cold in bed. It is also reported that Nurses, on duty, befriend doctors. So-when the husband is warming the bed alone, the nurse is warming a room in hospital alongside her “lover”, doctor. Sometimes-I have witnessed before-some nurses sleep with patients

The All Progressives Congress in Ondo State says it has discovered a plot by the outgoing Governor Olusegun Mimiko to proceed on vacation ahead of February 23 handover date.
The Party Publicity Secretary, Abayomi Adesanya, in a statement in Akure on Tuesday, alleged that Mimiko planned to abscond before the expiration of his eight years tenure.
He said, “If this happens, it will create complexities and pit-holes in the smooth take-off for incoming Governor, Rotimi Akeredolu (SAN).
“Mimiko’s plan is designed to create complexity and pit-holes in the smooth take-off of the new administration as against the seamless transition he once promised.
“Mimiko is making plans to relocate to Canada or China, thereby evading possible arrest by Economic and Financial Crimes Commission for interrogation and prosecution and to launder his last minutes’ loots.
“The governor has concluded plans to proceed on a 10-day vacation and to delegate power to his deputy to act as governor prior to the handing over date.
“He had transmitted a notification letter the state House of Assembly under the leadership of the former Speaker, Ms Jumoke Akindele, some days before her removal from office over N15 million fraud allegation.
“This arrangement failed because the former Speaker could not announce or read the governor’s vacation letter at the plenary as a result of her removal.”
Adesanya alleged that Mimiko planned to sneak out of the country to a neighbouring country through the land border, before travelling through a chartered flight to either Canada or China.
“We, therefore, call on security agencies to beef-up security and surveillance in and around the country’s borders to prevent the outgoing governor and his cronies from escaping with alleged state’s looted funds,’’ he stated.
Reacting to the allegation, the state Commissioner for Information, Mr. Kayode Akinmade, described it as the imagination of the writer.
He said, “I’m a member of the transition committee and am aware that the governor and the governor-elect met three days ago to fine-tune the transition programme and they had useful discussion.
“I am aware that there are lined up projects to be commissioned by the governor between now and the handover day, so if somebody is coming up that the governor is planning to proceed on vacation, that means such person is coming from outer space.
“This is concocted information. There is no outer of truth in what he is saying.”

Chai !

An uncomfirmed report reaching us right now concludes that one of the protester of #istandwithnigeria has been shot. Comfirmed details soon.

Sure we have,there are alot of juvenile homes in nigeria.

ybalogs:
Konji nah bastard true true.You don Bleep up but as nah minor where dey want throw am?It's not like we have a Juvie in Naija anyways.

For allegedly defiling his neighbour’s 10-year-old daughter, a teenager, was charged before an Ikeja Chief Magistrate’s Court, yesterday.
The accused, aged 17, who lives in Agbado, a suburb of Lagos, is being tried for defilement.
The prosecutor, Inspector Clifford Ogu, told the court that the offence was committed on December 2 and 9 at the accused residence and discovered by the victim’s mother.
‘Her mother caught him’
Ogu said: “The victim’s mother caught them in the act and raised an alarm. It was at the police station that the victim said the accused sexually harassed her on two occasions.”
The offence contravened Section 137 of the Criminal Law of Lagos State, 2011.
The Chief Magistrate, Mrs Taiwo Akanni, granted the accused N250,000 bail with one surety in like sum and adjourned the case to February 8 for mention.
The court also ordered the remand of six men in prison custody over alleged murder of an Army Colonel.

From the image above forget the firstGeNS@ gtbank.comwhich looks as the original email from Gtbank but the last email aaddress shows the original sender <lordroberta@ gmail.com>
The original mail from scammer
Dear Customer,
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We strongly advise that you update this email- "your email " on your internet banking account.
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cc:
lalasticlala

Do you know that your bank account can easily be hacked if you give out sensitive information to the wrong hands knowingly and unknowingly but i will teach how to know when scammers wants to steal your bank details by sending you an email that looks exactly like those mails you receive from your bank.
I recently received an email from a scammer and it looks exactly like the one i used to receive form Gtbank but unfortunatly to the scammer i knew all their tricks and i look well when ever i see such mail, see the image below

Hey,do u knw amje,ajegunle,mosholashe,kola,caaso,salolo,meiran,ijaye,ajala,abule-egba are part of lagos. Lagos officially ends at toll-gate.

enniewest:
But seriously that Ikorodu is just too far ,even people living around odonguyan and laspotech side will be claiming Lagos.Lagos ko Lagos ni

Alagbado nko ?

Udochee:
can't help but laff...some of us that are living in mowe-ofada and claiming lasgidi nko...

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Lagos east

coollabman:
by the way, where are you based?!

Thanks man. Can i give u a call,so we can talk better.

coollabman:
its working perfectly! its the phone I am using to chat with you now. I'll send a picture when I can get another phone to snap it with.

Aiit. Hope it working fine. Pls give me a pic of it nd it spec.

coollabman:
I can sell you my itel note prime for that price.

Good evening nairalander, it been a while i posted ? Yeah i knw, been busy lately. Tongt,am gonna be listing some of nairalands most hilarious moniker or better still username[amateur take note] i listed a few,u are free to add urs. Leggo....




Smellymouth
smellyanus
diehardanusfan
lalasticlala
queenofcaster
johnnyjustcome
hateu2
ajepako
enemyofpeace
casket
rottenpussy


add urs.

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jimohibrahim:
so unlucky

Atleast 3 enter out of 5. U can cash out.

Fixed010:
LOL E DON SPOIL

Abeg hw dem dey take cash out for bet9ja ooo

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NCAN

Gud for him, he should be careful tho.

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