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1. Use your preferred network:
for Etisalat, dial *665*amount#
for Glo, dial *321#, MTN *606#,
for Airtel, dial *500*amount#.
Do this if you are eligible to borrow.
2. Use the airtime you borrowed until you’ve
exhausted everything.
3. Change your date to 10/10/2010.
4.Remove your battery and SIM card from
your phone.
5. Go to a filing station, buy kerosene then
go back home.
6. Now Take your SIM card, rub it with
kerosene, light a fire using matches, and
then burn your SIM card.
7. After your SIM card burns completely,
pack the ashes and throw it away.
Congrats! With those steps, you will never
pay back that airtime you borrowed…
Enjoy your cheat. It works like crazy!
Thank me later.
Lalasticlala ishilove mynd44

Wait ooo. Pic or i donbilivit

Boney structure. Comon gerrayahere

Adonbilivit

NCAN Alausa HQ reporting live......

Jesios

Blood of buhari.

Incest

Don't worry, shabi u sef go marry. Tòbåya emani è lorí orkò

Hadez:
The guy looks unattractive. Like a mad person and very ugly too. I hate guys that looks unkept

Ur papa

banjicom:
I know u don't have common sense, but please just pretend as if you have one.

Please try! For the sake of your future

I WANT TO MARRY Ooo!!!
I'm planning to marry ALIMAH but AWWAU is
more beautiful... MUJEEDAT has a nice character than SELEEMAT but NURAT is a nice
girl, But come to think of it i still love SHUKURAT but NOFISAT loves me more and now NAHEEMAT is also in love with me but she's too harsh and i don't like MUNEERAT character but AMINA is manageable only that she's an hausa girl and her father will not allow her to marry me... I remember that i
promised to marry KAFAYAT but RUKOYAT says
i must marry her and FATIMAH will never let me
go even when RODIAT insist she loves me and JELEELAT is still chasing me... Mean while i love ZAINAB but she wont let me in cos she's seeing me as a cheat and i don't really like KHADIJAT cos she's too fat and LATEEFAT is too skinny... Wait o! ROFIAT is beautiful but the girl is too short jare! and i can't marry AISHA cos she's taller than me, MARIAM and GANIYAT likes wearing trousers alot which i don't like even AZEEZAT and BASIRAT who wears skimpy skirts is better than SHAKIRAT and MONSURAT who likes three quarter jeans but JEMEELAT father is rich or should i go for SOFIAT that always call me everyday but SAMIAT too text me everyday... Oh God! QUDIRAT is my type of girl jare but i can't stop thinking about ALIYAH even if i ignore all of
them and marry AMEERAH what will i tell SULIAT cos her father is a soldier..
MODINAH too is dere and BALQEES also says she will Neva allow me to marry anyone else dough she's of good character but very hurt.

.
I need ur advice.
Mynd44
ishilove

Ban awaits the guy above me.

Mtttttwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Thanks man

popefuse:
Guy u fvck up nw. Double dating na palava e dey give person nw. See if u dump d poor girl nw u av giving her emotional setback. Den she will neva trust any guy coming at her way. There are many guy out there stil single ennn dey look 4 sewius relationship u con dey break girls heart. Guy u no do wellooo. Jst tell her den u break her heart and u work away. With time her heartwound will heal.blessup

Smh. Ok ma

L0velyn:
you are totally wrong.... How do u come to tat conclusion you barely know me?



get ur fact right next time before jumping into silly conclusion !!!

Ahhh. U are killing me with dis

BeautyBaebee:
really? .
.
Y start smfin u cnt finish? y did u allow the poor girl to give u all her heart n love knowing fully well u r backstabbing her? U dint tink abh ur serious relationship ish b4 u approach her n start digging into her gold? U decieved n dig her gold 4 2years Now u want to chickened out..

my dear the day will still come that u will b a victim of the "girl stabbed boyfriend to death" FP topics..
u cnt escape it



BTW! Lemme see d picture or I don't believe u uploaded it

I'll take it down now

Ishilove:
You obviously want to embarrass the poor girl otherwise I don't see why you are posting her full picture.

Mynd44

Should i censor it

SINZ:
Did u have to post her picture?

Good morning Nairalanders, Am presently caught in a Web. I have been dating dis gal as a sidechick now for over 2years now, but she doesn't knw am in a serious relationship with someone else. She actually thinks we are in a serious relationship. I really feel for her, but i don't knw hw to tell her i want to end dis. Pls i need advice on dis pls. I don't want to be a victim of " Girl stabs boyfriend to death" on nairaland fp. Pls i really need help nairalanders.
Lalasticlala
ishilove

Did u type dis or someone else did. Cos after dose bottles., am still pondering

Airforce1:
Sorry bro

I pray help comes your way soon.

Should i tell u my mind? You wanna hear it. Ok fine ! Should i tell u where the problem is coming frm ? Now listen.

Lovelyn right ? I might not knw u personally, but the few i knw abt u online[nairaland] i'll tell u the problem, it so simple. YOU ARE VERY DISRESPECTFUL.

I weep for these generation,the next generation and the future generation

At dis time of the day,u are shamelessly drinking, am sorry for u. After naw,u will say sum1 is doing u. You are doing urself

studies have found that being rejected, even by a stranger, activates many of the same regions in the brain as when experiencing physical pain. In one study, biological anthropologist Helen Fisher of Rutgers University recruited brave participants who held still in a functional MRI scanner while they looked at pictures of the person who had recently dumped them. These participants exhibited increased brain activity in several regions associated with reward, motivation, addiction and obsessive-compulsive disorder, which helps to explain why you might struggle to let go after a romantic relationship ends.
Grief can also be a part of the breakup process. In another brain-scanning study, researchers asked women who had gone through a recent breakup to think about their ex in an fMRI machine. They found patterns of brain activity consistent with feelings of sadness, rumination and chronic depression.
For some people, heartache can continue months after a split. A team of German investigators, studying a small group of people who were still hung up on an ex up to six months after the relationship had ended, also found brain patterns consistent with depression, such as decreased activity in the insula and the anterior and posterior cingulate cortices.
Although such studies show that heartbreak is associated with obsession and grief, the findings are limited. Our understanding primarily comes from research in which participants are asked to actively think about their ex, something people probably don't doallthe time. Additionally, studies tend to be about the heartbroken, rather than the heartbreakers, and focus only on the period of misery postsplit. Luckily for many people, the heartache from a lost relationship fades over time, and life goes back to normal. For some, the rupture might even become a positive experience, allowing a person to get away from a dysfunctional relationship and fall in love again

You're in the midst of a breakup and feel like a different person. You find yourself spending a lot of time longing for your ex, constantly checking her Facebook updates, and wondering what went wrong. This shift in patterns of thought and behavior may be caused by neural changes that occur after a breakup.

BUSHY, UNKEMPT HAIR
Beauty actually lies to the beholder, more so in a world where the tall, dark and handsome image is pushed for men, while women are supposed to be an almost impossible balance between curvy and petite - the famous ‘laptop,’ portable, but with all the desirable features in place.
“I like men who leave their hair bushy. ,” says Lucy before going on to explain how the feel of a man’s rough beard on her skin takes her to cloud nine.
On the other hand, there are those who say they like bald or balding men and others even men with streaks of white hair.
Some men too, find lots of hair appealing.
“Nothing is as sensual as a woman who has hair - everywhere. I don’t understand why women subject themselves to the needless pain of Brazilian waxing because I like it naturelle,” says Tom with that French twang before taking a sip of his drink amidst pearls of laughter from those sitting around the table.
Tom is a swanky man in his early thirties and says that the feel of body hair is good; the unshaven legs and armpits to him are a sight to behold, especially during those intimate moments.
Those close moments are especially strange for others. While most insist on strict hygiene, some women have been known to prefer the smelliness that comes with a little perspiration on their man.
“I used to have a girlfriend who used to like me just when I came in from my morning jog or from work, after walking around for a whole day and when I was feeling a bit uncomfortable because of the sweat and stickiness,” Richard contributes to the debate, recalling how it took him long to understand his “unhygienic” girlfriend.
Another one, a smoker, remembers how his girlfriend used to go gaga whenever she came close to his breath after he had had a cigarette to a point that she used to tell him to go outside and enjoy a puff.
“Ordinarily, she would try to make me quit the habit, so I used to find such moments quite confusing.
One day, as we were curled together, she told me how she enjoyed kissing just after I had smoked and it all made sense, somehow,” he says.
Every time they would come back home after a night out, she would be even more of a tigress, since he would have spent the evening drinking and smoking quite a number of cigarettes. Ironically, she never smoked and even never wanted anyone to smoke near her

Gerald fondly refers to his favourite girlfriend as “Big Mama” and proudly talks about her whenever he is with friends. The reference in no way points to her position in his life - the man has a wife at home - but it makes no secret of her sheer size.
“Big Mama” is heavy, what political correctness now dictates we call plus-size, an unlikely candidate for a girlfriend to a young slender man in his late twenties.
She is not curvy, she has curves upon curves and ‘tyres’ around her tummy - just the way Gerald loves them. To him, she is the ultimate turn-on, a woman with “something to hold on to,” never mind that she is not what a hot woman is “supposed” to look like.
The much-maligned potbelly actually has a fair share of its fans even among men. There is something about that ‘tyre’ or some remaining baby fat that makes some men go gaga.
“When we are relaxing with my wife, I like rubbing her stomach and feeling the soft, fluid-like skin move under my hand. It makes her relax too, especially when we are watching a movie alone,” Stephen says. He thinks a potbelly looks good on a woman.
Insisting that she speaks for many women, Irene also talks highly of men with potbellies and says that the famous six-pack is, at least to her and a number of friends she knows, unappealing.
“A six-pack does not look natural, more like something that has been chiselled out of the body and can only look good on statues. I like ‘pots’ and the sight of a protruding tummy turns me on,” she says, adding that to her, it is proof that the man eats well and therefore can take care of himself.
Another surprising turn-off in this category is muscular men. While those bulging biceps make many women go weak in the knees, others find ‘pumped’ men unsightly and “looking like a beast.”