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2Radii:
Wetin lagos state government can not do in another man's land does not exist

Why will lagos state send some street urchins to be Demolishing other peoples properties??

They are jealous
They are jealous of !gbo man's achievements cus if not why will an yoot from brown roof rep that are bn fed by the Gerald roof custodians be destroying properties belonging to the millionaires??

Wat was the state government looking if they are not an accomplice to this??

Go school you say no
See how u displaying ur foolishness

Shameless SIMP

What u don’t know can’t kill you

we just dey everywhere

MrCork:
My life is over. I feel dumlopgantical. I am currently terimngaatick!!

This 2 babes used charm on me at the bar. I took them shoppin & then finish up my rent moiney in a club v.i.p section. DONT TRUSS WOMEN. My life is over

IF you care for me, you will be rewarded with nice hug


PLEASE HELP

S.O.S...URGENT!!!

Sorry bro

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Argentina for the Cup

Will Davido still do a white wedding

MSN1:
Have u gotten d foolish attention u crave?
As broke as I am, I can swear with my life that, MAJORITY of ur household will fast and pray to attain where i am today.
Get your dumb brain out of here FOOL!

Abeg Fast and Pray make you upgrade that your Samsung J5 phone

rickleye:
Good Question . Should be N15,000 x 240 working days x 24 years. N86 million less taxes

For this naija?
Make I bend, any money he receives will be from sympathizers

So what will be his compensation

Will EFCC come for them too

E money too like Masquerade

MSN1:
Depends on my partner, normal raw is between 25 mins while a FIRST TIMER depends on my level of affection and attraction, A lot of first timers am attracted to, I can go on more than 3-4 different occasions without any cum, that could span into hours with rest in between.

I once dated a girl that didnt see me cum for almost weeks of steady scheduled nacks, it took a lot to convince her that, thats how my system works for FIRST TIMERS am really attracted to. When she got used to it after a lot of complain, she started complaining bitterly when my system got used to the normal 25-30 mins raw nacking,

As u broke u still dey nack anyhow without protection

mmadu5:
comot money from davido life. he is a nobody

Now I see why your life is useless

betabread:
Can Davido rival dangotes daughter wedding??
If dem born am well let him collect d whole rooms in la merdian

Too much noise, Dangote booked all the rooms in lameridian and canceled all shows in dat venue for a month

Now dats money talking

why u come dey hate? Did Davido compare himself to Dangote
The one wey davido do your Generations no fit do am

Bloggers don cee food for 1 month

McSaviour:
Why Women Don't Marry the Men Who Disvirgined Them?

Only 3% of all married women married the men who deflowered them. A dream borne at dawn is not necessarily that which comes true at dusk!
But wait oo,only 3% ,then 97% is one man eat another man pay .if you are a man what will you do ?
Am still on the research ++++++++++

Ask you Mama why she no marry the man wey disvirgin her


Good place to start

Prankster abi real armed robber

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judedwriter:
10m wedding IV??

It's a joke right??

Nope
I just paid

To kill no dey hard head slammers

Obainoman6:
When i remember the prices of things in the market it gives me joy because currently we are teaching Peter obi a bitter lesson.
This is just the beginning, prices will keep going high and Nigerians will run out of alternatives untill they begin to munch grass.
Peter obi must cry due to the bitter lesson we are teaching.
9 more years for tinubu

You and family will be d first to eat grass and excrement

OtuologyProf:
I just enter one location for one outside job like that . We had 4 ladies and 3 guys seating around, eating corn and pear
na so discussion start about Tinubu and economy. I come joke say people go still dey nak for this economy
All of them cum Dey laugh…
One thing led to another, I corner one of dem ladies go nak for short time
This lady held my shoulders like her life depends on fornication
at times she will hold my head, rub my back, and grab my abs firmly.
I was like, wetin Dey this my small dik sef

When u carry stds u will ask God why me

Always quick to kill for their Pedo god

Proudman1:
Now, I don't make choices for anyone and if they made the choices themselves, then I'm okay with that.

But that still doesn't change the fact that when I look at the lives of most girls, I feel let down.

Sometimes, you expect a heavy Climax, a reaching for something and getting it. But after seeing how most girls later end up, honestly, it's disappointing.

There was this girl I know very much in fellowship. Probably the holiest of them all.

You probably won't be able to toast this girl and she'll give in to you.

Talk more of getting her into your bed.

Of course, it's the usual, I'm saving myself for my husband stuffs.

Now that I see her wedding pictures and the husband, first thing I thought about was, "was this all she has being yangering about for?"

I've see girls so pretty who you probably will never be able to bed because they keep saying that you are not at their level getting married to people who are not even half your measures.

Marriage humbles a lot of women.

Regardless of how pretty, when it comes to settling down, most women have very little options.

So, little that they'll marry anything.

I've seen it too many times to even bother any girl doing yanga.

Go get a life
Broke Simp

See face like Yoruba Demon
When they are caught they know how to do pity face but na evil fill their hearts.

You commit crime own up to it you dey cry like baby

ImmanuelMyron:
I only have to pick one between IPHONE 11 AND SAMSUNG GALAXY S10PLUS, And to be frank I literally don't know which one to go for.
IPHONE 11 IS 350K
SAMSUNG S10+ IS 280K

Pls I need your suggestions pls.

If the iphone is clean and ok please go for it.
That samsung s10plus will develop screen issues after a year or 2



Talking From experience here