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Mumu appreciation
As e dey appreciate things are getting more expensive in the Markets

Abeg make e dey depreciate

odenkirk:
what is lamba?

Your story

odenkirk:
which crime can i commit that will land me in prison for just one week?
i want to go there and spend a week because i dont wanna end up being lynched by other jobless and frustrated guys like me. the money that i have been using to hold body have finished, and i dont have any means of getting any.
bad ideas have filled my mind, and i am afraid of executing it, that is why i want to get isolated so that i will not do what my mind has been telling me.
yesterday i tried one of the bad ideas and it was a successful mission. i want to earn legitly to avoid stories that touch the heart.
for now, i have given up about getting a job because it seems there is no any left for us in this country. yesterday i queued for morethan 3 hours infront of one factory that pay 30k per month and i did not get the job, only 3people were selected and it was based on physical appearance.
i am thinking of slapping a police officer, but i am afraid of the kind of beating they will give me before they send me to prison. guys please recommend any simple crime that will lead me to going to prison for just one week.
the only different from my life and that of the prison inmates is freedom of movement, the prisoners have more advantage which i dont have, they are entitled to 3square meals a day. i want to go there and have more experience about life and restrategize.

Lol
Lamba

Yes I was fooled went to get some stuffs today.
Only to see prices are still increasing crazily despite the dollar crashing

R

Going back to your igbo villages from abroad is very rich.


Igbo people worship money and get extremely jealous when others get wealth.

Boring game

Feintline:
All of these grammars and noise that does not reflect on the cost of living of the people are very useless.

The cost of living is hitting the sky. All these useless tallks eveyday here has no effect in the land.

Tinubu was so obsessed with getting to asorock that he didnt think or have a plan on what to do when he gets there.
The nation is a mess.
How on earth do you grab power by all means and be unprecedentedly clueless . Nothing real on ground. Nothing.
Tinubu is a premium disaster.

When dollar increase again u go know say e get effect

Validated:
In need of $15000 to buy, if you have I will buy from you because I foresee great gains by June 2024.

I have
At what rate are you buying

Igahbarr:
The guy was a good dribbler during his time

There is no escaping

Even all you money and wealth will not spare you from these hoes dishing out basterds child

who has pity for these fuuls

Abeg make we rest for this matter

Hello seun
Why are your Mods so in a hurry to push cheating wives news to FP nowadays

ellyrichy:
Hope it reflects on the market goods, because the price increase isn't funny at all. When the price of dollar was high, those people selling goods always said the issue was it dollars. Now that dollars have calm down, am hoping to see a drastic reduction in the prices of foodstuffs.

For where
Its still increasing sef

But why are greedy marketers yet to reduce price

In order to trend you have shown complete stupidity

One of the few BBA winners wey get sense

Fiscus105:
And how has that becomes heart attack for you? if he chooses to do such miracles and people choose to believe him, how has that becomes ur own headache?


Society would have peace when people see any how ,for any how things they say.

Mumu sheep.


He is saying the truth and you quoting nonsense.

So we should keep quite while Pastors continue to spread their fake Miracles.
Na your Type pastor go dey 4uck your wife steady and you go dey call am Daddy.

B4 nko

H

easzypeaszy:
Naira been trying its best to crash and God will disgrace all the enemies of Nigeria.
Innocent people are suffering.

I checked the store in my area, she said carton of indomie is now 6500 from 18000 last month.

How is the situations of stuffs in your are?
What has change of recent?

Which size

Useless tournament
We know the European clubs will surely win it

shameless network

Half MTN still better than dem

I will sponsor DNA test for 5 men here

Bazztadewu:
Ever since tinubu came on board.things have been tough for me. All the money I have,is going to fuel and food.i abandoned my car for months,still I'm spending huge on pub transport.my business is used to manage has collapsed. Investments gone sour and frozen.im pleading with nairalanders should come to my rescue,I need some financial assistance. I'm left with less than 1k and it won't last less than 24hrs.i have daily needs which can't be met,I'm frustrated and I don't want to do fraud or rituals.i don't believe in fast money and quick death.who can assist me with any token pls.times are hard. I can't boast of 2k as we speak.im managing 50mb which is depressing. Help me pls.i don't want to jump into the lagoon .I don't want to be eaten by sharks.pls

Even if you do fraud or rituals nothing for you there.

Why do people just assume is their self dignity that is keeping dem from doing yahoo. Like you even have the skills to do it.

That one na project 4 next 20 yrs

You already looted the one of 20 years

Wow

Football is back on Nairaland

Na only to 4uck this one sabi
Of no use

Glimpsetv:
The smartest thing to do these days of the internet is to conduct some research on any claim before refuting it. I mean, that doesn't make one look foolish in the end.

Smartphones are actually for smart people, yeah.

Na just hyping
No fish worth that amount