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this OP has mental issues because methink that all these stories are figments of his imaginations

introvert+introvert=us

guys come and talk.

chimerase2
cutehector
kingtom
tallesty1
erm....who else

that girl is mentaly demented
psychologically depraved
physically depressed
spiritually disillusioned

i forgot his moniker. lemme check again

That is what many christians fail to realize that Christianity is a way of life and not a religion.


If you dont understand, ask me

KingTom:
Chai Mprex, make I taste that eluelu one last time na

no way. your time don pass

KingTom:
Bring your body to me na

bring your own body to me

chimerase2:
I had to share ua lies for all to see amu

share which lies

KingTom:
It was the only option, I did not want to cheat on you, that sexy fresh fair body of yours chai!!!!! Abeg when you dey come back Uyo, make I prepare for journey

lmao! i am not coming back to uyo. Continue self servicing with your palm oil

chimerase2:
wen u left poor kingtom u no knw

gerrawt. you knew i was busy!v

chimerase2:
sharap onye oma CY

CEO, ibongi plc

KingTom:
When you left me

so i was away for a few months and you decided to go beserk

masturbating online

chimerase2:
Kingtom ua ex wife abi babe mprex dey view dis thread

who ask you

KingTom:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Jeeeeeeeeeeeesssuuuuuuusssss!!!!

when did you run outta control like this

rudebouy:
U sed so in one of ya diaries na. Well I used to be obongproff. Now am rudebouy. Obongproff's account had issues so he created a new rudebouy, u like him?

Tell ya mama say I day come see her by decemba. Sebi u get bobby? Me I like bobby too muss oh.

lols. naughty boy. what happened to obong proff

Cutehector:
my dear wat can I do na? I was told what God has joined togeda, let no man put assunder. So she should manage. its for berra for worse, she said the words tho.

lols abi.

rudebouy:
Ufan abadie? I hear say dem want marry u? U rememba me?

lols. idioko oh. Abeg who wan marry me

emusmith:
I've heard ladies say this and more. To be candid, I don't believe most of 'em (My opinion though )

Whereas, an infinitesimal minority are real about it, a huge majority are simply thriving on these lies.

Well, I'm speaking both from experience and knowledge...

What Are Some Lies Most Ladies Wants Us To Believe About Them:



1. Ladies Are More Faithful Than Guys

By now you know the truth na
Female eagles may be but not ladies.
Our ladies find it fun and thrilling dating more than one guy. They call it, "EXPLORE".



2. I'm Doing You A Favour By Being Your Girl

Whether implied or verbalised, this is a fallacy. The population of girls can comfortably triple the number of guys in your environment. Meaning, you can chose. You have the luxury to select. That's why you shouldn't kill yourself over one girl
Chyke, if she misbehaves, swerve! You're too big for that joor.


3. Guys Enjoy Intimacy More Than Girls.


Of course, by now we know the truth. It's obvious
girls enjoy it more
I speak from... *clears throat*



4. I'm Not Good With Faces

Hmm... 10% are sincere, 30% are due to eye or psychological problems and 60% are not true. All those one na forming technique abeg



5. I Don't Eat Much/ I'm Watching My Weight

Iffa hear! Guys used to lead in this area until this millennium. The "I'm on a diet " sentence is one of the biggest lie ever. Why? Girls who are watching their weight don't go about announcing it


6. I Can Get Any Guy I Want


Any little issue, they wanna dump him because they feel they can get any guy they want. Ironically, they're are still searching. Research has it that about 75% of pretty girls are still single.
Why? Too much forming only to "lay low" for another weakie





You can add more

you forgot the major lie.



MY EX WAS MY FIRST

Thank me lera

Cutehector:
amn"t I not a guy? my english lol

you amnt a guy



but seriously that Op neeeds help

He will take care of his kids. simple

:oi will soak garri first thing tomorow morning

biko the guys should come and talk about this one

whats it with that top

aye made waves in its time
woju is making waves because it is its time


shikena

talk to her then you two should go and see a marriage counsellor

The evil that men do live with them

hell to the NO

how much is orijin