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Romance › Re: I Am Getting Tired Of Looking For A Wife by Mprex(f): 10:14pm On Dec 06, 2014

iceberylin:
my woŗķ įş ţo çlęāŋ ţђę ђoųşę āŋd ęvęŗyţђįŋg įŋ įţ...

guess i'l be outside when ever you are cleaning then undecided

Romance › Re: Love Has Rendered Some Girls Useless(good GIRLS GONE BAD) by Mprex(f): 7:38pm On Dec 06, 2014

Tallesty1:
Who Opened Leg To Receive it

lmao! Dont try to play games abeg. She didnt get pregnant by drinking water. A guy made her pregnant. Its a two way thingy. The both of them are responsible. Dont make it sound as if 'em guys are totally innocent from the abortion issue

Romance › Re: I Am Getting Tired Of Looking For A Wife by Mprex(f): 7:35pm On Dec 06, 2014

RedBenson:
But you're single and available naw? So?

Romance › Re: Love Has Rendered Some Girls Useless(good GIRLS GONE BAD) by Mprex(f): 6:56pm On Dec 06, 2014

Tallesty1:
I really hate to hear this. I mean how is it for the guy? Did she sacrifice them to him? Cooked and served them to him or what?

Any lady that commits abortion did it because she is an abortionist, foolish and a murderer, not for any boyfriend.

who made her pregnant?

Romance › Re: I Am Getting Tired Of Looking For A Wife by Mprex(f): 6:51pm On Dec 06, 2014

iceberylin:
yęā, lįķę şçŗųb yā bāçķ,bāţђ yoų. . ęţç

is that the work of house boys huh

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Family › Re: He Is Punishing Me On Our Honey Moon by Mprex(f): 6:49pm On Dec 06, 2014

RedBenson:
Is that all you could say?

what else should i say?

Romance › Re: I Am Getting Tired Of Looking For A Wife by Mprex(f): 12:04pm On Dec 06, 2014

iceberylin:
lol...
wįţђ āddįţįoŋāl çāŗę

care

Shey you are the one to take care of me sad

Romance › Re: Must A Guy Ask A Girl Out First? by Mprex(f): 12:02pm On Dec 06, 2014

KingTom:
I no ko run I ko chaze you

i will tell my mummy for you! sad

Romance › Re: Guys: What Would You Do If You Find Out??? by Mprex(f): 11:33am On Dec 06, 2014

simdam500:
abi do they have to go this extent?

i wonder oh! This virginity of a thing sef

Romance › Re: Must A Guy Ask A Girl Out First? by Mprex(f): 11:30am On Dec 06, 2014

KingTom:
Dafuq is you.
****Chases at power bike speed****

hmmmm

Kataway!

Romance › Re: I Am Getting Tired Of Looking For A Wife by Mprex(f): 11:28am On Dec 06, 2014

iceberylin:
şђow mę lovę

#2100. No more, no less angry

Romance › Re: I Am Getting Tired Of Looking For A Wife by Mprex(f): 9:00am On Dec 06, 2014

iceberylin:

ŋo...ţŗy āgāįŋ

Romance › Re: I Am Getting Tired Of Looking For A Wife by Mprex(f): 8:58am On Dec 06, 2014

KingTom:
I cannot do that na, your beauty just flashed before my eyes, and the ropes cut on their own.
***In R Kelly's voice***
You saved me

save kor safe ni tongue

Romance › Re: Must A Guy Ask A Girl Out First? by Mprex(f): 8:57am On Dec 06, 2014

KingTom:
***Loosens his wrapper and chases***

wohdahfuq

*runs faster*

Romance › Re: I Am Getting Tired Of Looking For A Wife by Mprex(f): 7:14am On Dec 06, 2014

KingTom:
Chai, see cruelty

rotfl!

shey you said you are hanging yourself? cheesy

Romance › Re: Must A Guy Ask A Girl Out First? by Mprex(f): 7:13am On Dec 06, 2014

KingTom:
Great, dreamt you were a mermaid and we made love

*tightens her wrapper and runs*

Romance › Re: I Am Getting Tired Of Looking For A Wife by Mprex(f): 7:08am On Dec 06, 2014

KingTom:

*****Hangs self*****

what is it huh

Stay out of this matter. This is between me and my new house boy angry

and better come down and pay for your coffin before hanging yourself again tongue

Romance › Re: Must A Guy Ask A Girl Out First? by Mprex(f): 7:05am On Dec 06, 2014

KingTom:
Good morning beautiful, how was your night

was okay. Yours?

Nairaland General › Re: Chronic Hunger Or Purging? by Mprex(f): 6:58am On Dec 06, 2014

Tallesty1:
Uncle Onye?

Ikuku buru gi dia.

UNCLE TALLESTY1 tongue

Romance › Re: I Am Getting Tired Of Looking For A Wife by Mprex(f): 6:57am On Dec 06, 2014

iceberylin:
#500
ђāvę ā ђęāŗţ lovę

hahahaha. Owk. I'll make it 2k. Shey that one is okay cheesy

Romance › Re: Must A Guy Ask A Girl Out First? by Mprex(f): 10:18pm On Dec 05, 2014

KingTom:
I am a serious

go and sleep. Its late cheesy

Romance › Re: Must A Guy Ask A Girl Out First? by Mprex(f): 10:05pm On Dec 05, 2014

KingTom:
Clap for yourself

hahahaha. You are not serious. cheesy

Romance › Re: I Am Getting Tired Of Looking For A Wife by Mprex(f): 10:03pm On Dec 05, 2014

iceberylin:
męāŋįŋg į şābį ђomę-ęçoŋomįçş

ŋo oŋę çāŋ do įţ bęţţęŗ...

lolsss. You are even hyping yourself huh

Anyways, i will pay you 500 naira with three square meal everyday tongue

deal

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Romance › Re: Must A Guy Ask A Girl Out First? by Mprex(f): 10:01pm On Dec 05, 2014

KingTom:
No half Tom

lolsss. So King is @ river niger while Tom is @ mount everest shey? cheesy

Romance › Re: I Am Getting Tired Of Looking For A Wife by Mprex(f): 9:57pm On Dec 05, 2014

iceberylin:
50k

į gęţ o-lęvęl ŗęşųlţ şђā

50k

O-level for result huh

How e take join sad

Romance › Re: Must A Guy Ask A Girl Out First? by Mprex(f): 9:55pm On Dec 05, 2014

KingTom:
. Kataway you demon. Mprex my dear my other half has climbed Everest so wey you dey

your other half as in half human? sad

Romance › Re: Must A Guy Ask A Girl Out First? by Mprex(f): 9:37pm On Dec 05, 2014

KingTom:
I can never drown na, BTW I just sight one mammy water wey resemble you now dey beckon me for kiss, make I gree, na you?

jezzz!

no be me and you with mammy water oh!

Romance › Re: I Am Getting Tired Of Looking For A Wife by Mprex(f): 9:34pm On Dec 05, 2014

iceberylin:
ęmploy mę ŋā....

hahahahahaha cheesy

Owk. How much do you wish to be paid per month

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Romance › Re: I Am Getting Tired Of Looking For A Wife by Mprex(f): 9:33pm On Dec 05, 2014

100Cents:
I don't want to play no more.

Google ?

lols. Yes na. Google can help you

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Romance › Re: I Am Getting Tired Of Looking For A Wife by Mprex(f): 9:32pm On Dec 05, 2014

iceberylin:
yoų dђ ƒįŋd ђųşbāŋd

no. I dey find house boy tongue

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Romance › Re: Must A Guy Ask A Girl Out First? by Mprex(f): 9:31pm On Dec 05, 2014

KingTom:
Ah only that one
***Divides self into two, one dives into River Niger, the other ascends mount Everest*****

hahahahaha. When you drown, dont call my name oh! cheesy

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