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RomanceRe: YOUR FIRST LOVE: How Long Did You Date And What Caused The Breakup? by Mprex(f): 9:21am On Aug 14, 2014
We dated for two years. Broke up because he was always acting bossy. Maybe because he was 10 years older than me undecided
RomanceRe: YOUR FIRST LOVE: How Long Did You Date And What Caused The Breakup? by Mprex(f): 9:21am On Aug 14, 2014
We dated for two years. Broke up because was always acting bossy. Maybe because he was 10 years older than me undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies Will You Accept This? by Mprex(f): 9:18am On Aug 14, 2014
Its creative and plausible. But he ought to have added more colours on the casket like box to make it look cheerful and bright.

This dull colour gives it an eerie and sinister look.

Back to the question, so long its from a man i love and i'm sure loves me back, i wont think twice before saying yes. wink
RomanceRe: Ladies Will You Accept This? by Mprex(f): 9:17am On Aug 14, 2014
Its creative and plausible. But he ought to have added more colours on the casket like bx to make it look cheerful and bright.

This dull colour gives it an eerie and sinister look.

Back to the question, so long its from a man i love and i'm sure loves me back, i wont think twice before saying yes. wink
RomanceRe: For The Ladies!!: How To Love A Man by Mprex(op): 8:41am On Aug 14, 2014
Ceasar1: Bro you derailed her thread and you're asking If you Did? SMH..
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If you wrote this Mprex, then that tiny source of yours works like an algorithm, and that's fair to say we need a male version Biko. Nice write-up.
the male version will be coming very soon. Thanks
RomanceRe: 5 Signs That You Have Been Friend Zoned. :-) by Mprex(f): 9:02pm On Aug 13, 2014
wharlzywee: mehn it ain't easy bro have keep distance away 4rm her and stopped calling bt I always view her pics on whatsapp b4 going bed "miss her tho"
ewwww. So pathetic and romantic. Sorry ehnn
RomanceRe: For The Ladies!!: How To Love A Man by Mprex(op): 8:48pm On Aug 13, 2014
Kentnickole: Perfect diction with coherent facts...
thank you smiley
RomanceRe: For The Ladies!!: How To Love A Man by Mprex(op): 8:42pm On Aug 13, 2014
Tallesty1: That would be after my burial cause you gotta kill me 4stgrin
lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: For The Ladies!!: How To Love A Man by Mprex(op): 3:40pm On Aug 13, 2014
KiddaBlingzz: shocked omo mehhnn. This is too good to be true, coming from a lady


Mprex, shall thou marry moi? embarassed



grin
no undecided
RomanceRe: For The Ladies!!: How To Love A Man by Mprex(op): 3:38pm On Aug 13, 2014
stormybucci: ^^^^^Abi girls yaf do what u wrote niii...If girls do d above, d world would be a better place
yours faithfully
stormybucci
come and complete your story jhoor wink
RomanceRe: For The Ladies!!: How To Love A Man by Mprex(op): 3:37pm On Aug 13, 2014
smackimorn: Pictures undecided
of whathuh
RomanceRe: For The Ladies!!: How To Love A Man by Mprex(op): 3:36pm On Aug 13, 2014
Onyiibazz: Do you do all these as well? Or are you just a repllica of naija pastors with that 'do as i say but not as i do' syndrome?
You're making sense sha
i am not in the habit of preaching what i dont practise
RomanceFor The Ladies!!: How To Love A Man by Mprex(op): 2:39pm On Aug 13, 2014
Hy pretty ladies of NairaLand. I feel elated to be amongst you. As a very observant person, i have discovered the our male counterparts are always complaining about so many wrongs in the ladies. I know its not possible to please everyone you come across in life but it would not be a bad idea to be described as "nice, good, wonderful" by @least 80 percent of the people you cross in life.


On this thread, i'm going to give us some tips that will help us as ladies to be nicer to the guys and will eventually make them see us from a positive light.

Feel free to correct me where i'm wrong, criticise constructively and contribute positively. Thanks

#CONTRIBUTE TO HIS LIFE-: i know this may sound strange but its for real. Contribute to a man's life. Dont always be on the recieving end. Give him something. Not necesarrily material things,
. Advice your man, inspire him, push him positively, give him some form of motivation. Remember to send him a gift on his birthday. Its not a crime to send your man recharge card. Theses are little things that count. Dont always be there to collect, give him something in return.


DONT BE OVER-DEMANDING-: i know my female folks will be like, "mprex are you alrighthuh". Girlfrind i am ok and i mean what i just said. Dont put pressure on your man to give you everything. I know women has this nature of always wanting and asking for things but you can curb it. Learn to fix some of your needs by yourself. "baby will make your hair, your lashes, your nails, your shopping, your insatiable desire for gadgets. Everything is on baby! shocked" haba! Give hima break pls. He is human, ha has his own needs to attend to. Most importantly, he has parents and siblings that are probably looking up to him. Dont add to the pressure. Be considerate pls!


#GIVE HIM SPACE:- yes! Give the young man space! He had a life before you met him. Dont expect him to coo over you as if his entire world revolves around you! Give him space. He has a job to attend to, he has a family to look out for, he has friends to hang out with. Give him his private time.

DONT STARVE HIM OF SEX-: (for the MARRIED pls cool ) now, this one is a bit raw but its true. Dont starve the poor man of se.x for crying out loud. Give it to him, he is entitled to it! Dont make him beg for sex. Its degrading and it hurts his ego. Mind you, if you deny him that honeypot, he might be tempted to go eat the honey somewhere else!

That will be all for now. W'ill add more tips if i am encouraged by comments

KUDOS! cool

SOURCE: my brain grin
RomanceRe: How To CHEAT On Your GIRLFRIEND Without Being CAUGHT by Mprex(f): 11:20am On Aug 13, 2014
obongproff: I've been thinking...does kicking a guy out of your life becos he cheated, as most women do, really stop d next guy from cheating on u?

I wd really appreciate a sincere answer.
it doesnt stop the next guy from cheating, no doubt. But it saves the lady from future deception and lies from the said guy
RomanceRe: The Ladies Man by Mprex(f): 11:07am On Aug 13, 2014
Brownpage: He grew up in the mist of women so he know the rules of the game.
He is not all that handsome but he has the body of a Norse god and that makes him presentable.
He is so loving and caring.always there to protect you.
He never wants to see you cry but dont be stupid.
He believe that not all relationship should end up on the bed but she cant resist him when he is in the mood.
Keeping to rules just like his father did,and always working hard never to go poor.he will tell his friends one man one wife and that makes his friends feel so jealous.
Physically strong and with the looks of a real man.he does not do drugs nor abuse himself with alcohol.
He is surrounded by girls,ladies,women and some grannies to beautify him.
His world is full of life and he is ready to apologize to you whenever he wrongs you.
He keeps the smile on your face at anytime and whenever.
Hanging out with him will always leave you with sweet memories of him later.so you see,that is why you keep loving him forever.
To be continued
most importantly, "he doesnt exist" undecided tongue
RomanceRe: How To CHEAT On Your GIRLFRIEND Without Being CAUGHT by Mprex(f): 10:58am On Aug 13, 2014
Owlryt bro. A standing ovation for you as a professional cheat!!

But what good does that add to your life, spending your money on reckless girls and wasting your male seedhuh

Like what do you gain from thathuh

Wake up friend, real men are busy making money and making plans for their future.

And as for the lady your cheating on, there is nothing hidden under the sun. No matter how long it takes, she will certainly find out someday and kick your sorry bottom out of her life! tongue
CelebritiesRe: Dolphin With 2 Heads Washes Up On Beach (photo) by Mprex(f): 10:42am On Aug 12, 2014
Signs of the end time tongue
CelebritiesRe: Is Olamide The Most Consistent Nigeria Musician ? by Mprex(f): 10:31am On Aug 12, 2014
Story for the gods
CelebritiesRe: Micheal Jackson Was The Most Unsanitary Hollywood Person - Maids by Mprex(f): 10:15am On Aug 12, 2014
So what should we dohuh

Its no news that the late young man was mentally depraved undecided
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Actresses And Their Role Models ( Photos ) by Mprex(f): 10:01am On Aug 12, 2014
Owk
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Have This Stupid Specialities.... by Mprex(f): 10:00am On Aug 12, 2014
obongproff: Nma! Afo day owo nkan nyin. Obong udiong fien. Mbok ku jad esit kay idogo aye nam. Afo may jaya abogo. Afo ba kay uyo? Ami mba kay port.
eket
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Have This Stupid Specialities.... by Mprex(f): 9:18am On Aug 12, 2014
AndyBlazeSpirit: babe I swear I wan Bleep u, my prick dey hot call me +15430006298angry angry


#BITG
your madness is like Peak Milk, its in you. undecided
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Have This Stupid Specialities.... by Mprex(f): 9:45pm On Aug 11, 2014
Questions for the gods from a foolish Op
RomanceRe: The Day The Unexpected Happened by Mprex(f): 9:35pm On Aug 11, 2014
Tallesty, come and comment on this one. tongue
RomanceRe: / by Mprex(f): 8:59pm On Aug 11, 2014
3cycle: Am aiit wink
pm me and i will be give you a solution to your problem. I have been there before. I know what it feels like to love someone but you are just too shy, reserved and skeptical to express it. wink
RomanceRe: How Can I Win The Heart A Girl Of Who Is Already In A Relationship? by Mprex(f): 8:54pm On Aug 11, 2014
Tallesty1: very funny, how was it before he met the girl? He should look for another girl. Simple. Any girl that leaves her man for you is not even worth keeping.

That is none of the Op's business. Can you swear that you haven't given your number to an admirer? Does it mean you are not happy in ur r/shp? Haba! The girl won't tell the op about her relationship if she is not happy in it

You sef
ayaf hear undecided
RomanceRe: / by Mprex(f): 8:51pm On Aug 11, 2014
Tallesty1: Stalking youhuh Nope. We are inlove but I'm the only one that knw it.



I'm Not Stalking You. WE JUST HAPPEN TO BE IN SAME PLACE AT SAME TIME.
you and who is in lovehuh

undecided
RomanceRe: Stop Trying So Hard To Impress Women! by Mprex(f): 2:30pm On Aug 11, 2014
I comment

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