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Politics / Text From People's General(gmb) by Mr555: 7:29am On Jan 07, 2015
Many of you believe
something is wrong with
Nigeria; Some of you
have given up thinking
this country cannot be
good. And so you forgive
politicians for stealing
and for mediocrity –
because you say to
yourselves; “they are all
thieves; they are all
selfish, and nothing will
change. I have led this
country and I have a
record; we were not
perfect; but we were
effective; we solved
problems; and we made
Nigerians proud. In our
government; we fought
corruption; we stabilized
the naira; and we shut
down insurgencies;
ThingsMustChange
We shouldn’t forget so
soon that there was
Maitatsine ravaging the
north east and we dealt
with it; We also overran
the Chadian rebels;”“We
rebuilt industries;
Nigerians queued up and
treated each other with
respect. Nigerians took
pride in our reputation
for discipline;”“The
world admired us; We
were proud to be
Nigerian;
ThingsMustChange”Because
they can’t attack our
record; they accuse me
falsely of ethnic
jingoists; they accuse me
falsely of religious
fundamentalism;”“Because
they cannot attack our
record; they accuse us
falsely of calling for
election violence – when
we have only insisted on
peace;
ThingsMustChange
”“Even as Head of State;
we never imposed
Sha’riah; All my running
mates have been either
Igbo or Yoruba and
always Christian;”“I have
and will continue to
condemn those who burn
God’s places of worship;
be they churches or
mosques and wish God’s
judgment upon
them;”“As your
President; their
punishment won’t stop
there; we will also
ensure Boko Haram and
other such elements are
found and arrested and
face the full wrath of
the law as punishment
for their crimes against
our country
ThingsMustChange”
So don’t let anyone
blind you with fear so
they can continue to
plunder our resources;
and keep you away from
our common wealth“How
can 219 girls be missing
in our country; and our
leader appears
incapable of action ;
“How can 12 young
people die because they
were looking for jobs in
Abuja and justice is not
met;Several corruption
scandals unsolved“How
can we allow the cowards
of Boko Haram take over
any part of this country
– a sovereign state
ThingsMustChange” “Let
me make you this
promise today; We will
protect your children;
We will protect your
wealth We will make this
country work again;
“Thank you and God
keep us all. Vote APC;
Vote Change”
jkk
Internal wrangling, a
veritable tool for
destruction, …..and
things will fall apart the
center will never
hold.GMB for the rescue.
Politics / Re: Annoying Things GEJ/PEJ Apologists Say In Their Defence by Mr555: 11:23pm On Nov 06, 2014
Sweetlemon:


If this isn't the manifestations of someone taking janja.weed at it's peak, I don't know what else is!

Dont mind him. He smoked too much weed
Politics / Re: Annoying Things GEJ/PEJ Apologists Say In Their Defence by Mr555: 11:19pm On Nov 06, 2014
kel4soft:
OP, am travelling to my home town tomorrow to get my PVC. Out of 23 LGAs in my State, INEC is telling us only 7 LGAs cards are ready for collections blaming technical issues while 16 other LGAs no date has be fixed. Yes, the state is Rivers State, are you surprise this nonsense is happening in Rivers? Funny enough, the LGAs they felt they have strong followerships thats where they are starting from, little did they know we are ready for them.

After collecting my card tomorrow, they will know exactly how angry am with them next year.

hahaha. Take it easy bros they will regret contesting for political office in their life this time around.
Agriculture / Re: Livestock Farming Biz ----- Cattle, Sheep, Goats And Turkey by Mr555: 10:27pm On Oct 22, 2014
Hello I am really following you and everyday I chech the thread to see if you have added something. More strength to your elbow.

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Politics / Re: Who Believes The Lie That There Are More People In The North Than In The South? by Mr555: 7:03am On Sep 30, 2014
watchindelta: In 2011, more votes were cast in Zamfara than the total number of legitimately-registered voters, according to the revelation of INEC’s clean-up exercise.
Everything turns upside down in Nigeria. Logic becomes illogical. Wisdom becomes foolishness. Two plus two becomes seven. Hospitals become mortuaries. Stealing is not corruption. Education is a sin. In Nigeria, so many things fly in the face of simple commonsense.
One major example is the ridiculous idea that, by some inexplicable freak of nature, more people live in the arid less-developed Northern part of Nigeria than in the wet, coastal, more-developed South.
Insult to intelligence
The larger population of the North is an elephant in the Nigerian living-room. According to the last disputed census of 2006, there are 75 million Nigerians living in the North and 65 million in the South. This is balderdash! As long as we continue to accept such blatant lie, there can be no true democracy in Nigeria. Electoral results must continue to be falsified to conform to it. As long as we continue to entertain such outright falsehood, we shall continue to be subjected to a “born to rule” mentality on the part of some mischievous Northern politicians.
The assertion that there are more people in the North than in the South is an insult to intelligence and commonsense. All over West Africa, the coastal states are more densely and highly populated than the arid desert hinterlands. Nobody has been able to come up with a reasonable reason why Nigeria would be the only exception to this rule. Most of the people in Egypt live on a strip along the Nile River. But in Nigeria, we are meant to believe most of the people live in the desert.
Some make the case that Northern polygamy leads to more births. If so, why are there only 30 million people in Saudi Arabia, a country more than twice the size of Nigeria? The Saudis are also polygamous. If there are so many more live-births in the North than in the South, this should be reflected in children immunization programs: but it is not.
Everything we know about demographics contradicts the inflated population of the North relative to the South. The economic opportunities in the South far outweigh those in the North. That means economic migration is bound to be southward and not northward. The states with the highest internally generated revenues all come from the South; while eight of the last ten are from the North. No Northern state features in the top ten.
Mythical Kano
The North regularly trots up Kano as the largest state of the federation, but there is no doubt that this is also pure fiction. There is no way that there can be more people in Kano State than in Lagos State or even Oyo State. Let me be even more categorical. Kano cannot be as populous as Ibadan. Kano cannot even have half the population of Lagos.
We were told Kano State was bigger in population than Lagos State. Then Jigawa State was carved out of Kano in 1991. But lo and behold, the remaining rump of Kano was still bigger than Lagos. In 1991, we were told there were 5.8 million people in Kano State, while 5.7 million were in Lagos. In 2006, Kano was awarded a population of 9.4 million; more than Lagos which was given 9.1 million.
In the meantime, Jigawa was awarded 4.3 million people in 2006. If this were to be believed, it would mean Kano (including Jigawa) had outpaced Lagos by more than four million people by 2006. That is impossible. Moreover, Kano was awarded 44 local government areas; Jigawa 27 and Lagos only 20.
Why any right-thinking person would believe Kano State has more people than Lagos State is beyond me. For years, the total amount of internally generated revenue in Kano was less than 6 billion naira a year. In the last year or so, it is now averaging 20 billion. But get this: the internally generated revenue in Lagos is 219 billion naira. So why would people be moving to Kano instead of Lagos? Where are the jobs in Kano to attract them relative to Lagos?
Why would more people keep moving to Kano where there is insurgency; from Maitasine to Boko Haram, relative to Lagos where there is none? The answer is simple. The large population of Kano relative to Lagos is bogus. It is pure fiction! If there were more people in Kano than in Lagos, it would show up, for example, in waste-generation. How much waste does Kano produce relative to Lagos? The answer is only a fraction.
How many houses and physical structures are there in Kano relative to Lagos? There is no comparison. Google satellite maps show a concentration of people and houses in Kano city centre. Everywhere else is sparsely populated. This is not the case with Lagos. It is not the case with Ibadan. It is not the case with Aba. If there are so many people up North, where are the people? Where do they live? Which vehicles take them from A to B? How many of these vehicles are in Kano relative to Lagos? Only a fraction!
Magical Zamfara
Precisely because we have accepted the lie of Northern population supremacy over the South, Attahiru Jega and his INEC cohorts decided to sneak further falsehood past us. Having discovered far more double-registration of voters in the North than in the South, INEC still went ahead to create additional polling units, allocating a disproportionate number of these to the North. However, the very audacity of INEC in the attempted perpetration of this fraud has brought to light certain anomalies in the 2011 elections, especially as it relates to the North-West.
INEC’s recent cleanup exercise of the voters register is a big indictment of the North. INEC discovered that there are far more double-registration of voters in the North than in the South. The greatest fraud in this regard is committed in the North-West, and the most fraudulent state in the country turns out to be Zamfara.
Sokoto and Zamfara states border the Republic of Niger. Niger Republic is 19 times bigger than Sokoto and Zamfara put together in land area. And yet, we are meant to believe that in 2006, Sokoto and Zamfara had a combined total population of 6.9 million; more than half of Niger Republic’s population of 12.9 million.
Zamfara’s fictitious population in the 2006 census was 3.2 million. Nevertheless, INEC registered 2 million voters for Zamfara for the 2011 elections. That means 62.5% of the people in Zamfara registered to vote. (This is roughly equal to the 64% of people who registered to vote in the 2012 elections in the United States; a country of far higher voter-awareness and socialisation). This is fraud of the highest order for the simple reason that 62.5% of the population of Zamfara cannot be eligible to vote.
The voting age in Nigeria is 18 years. According to U.N. demographics, 44% of Nigerians are below the age of 15. This means under no circumstances can 50% of the population anywhere in Nigeria be said to have registered to vote in any election. It is not surprising therefore that although INEC registered 2 million voters for the 2011 elections in Zamfara, the same INEC discovered in its clean-up exercise this year that 1.1 million of those voters (over 50%) were fraudulent; the result of double registration.
Voodoo results
That means only 914,886 of the names on the Zamfara register could be verified as not pertaining to double registration. (This does not tell us how many of the remaining names are fictitious). But then get this: according to INEC records, 927,219 people voted in Zamfara in the 2011 presidential election; mostly for Buhari. That means more votes were cast in Zamfara than the total number of legitimately-registered voters, according to the revelation of INEC’s clean-up exercise.
Let us put this in stark terms. It means, according to INEC, over 100% of the Zamfara electorate voted in 2011. What malarkey! By the time we factor in the fictitious names that must have been in the register, we can see that the figures coming out of Zamfara have nothing whatsoever to do with reality. In Zamfara, there is procedural inflation of figures pertaining to population and elections.
This gives us an idea of how fraudulent the North-West of Nigeria is with regard to population and electoral figures. This is not to say that manipulation and falsification of figures is not standard operational procedure in other states of the federation, but INEC revealed that it is most exaggerated in the North in general and in the North-West in particular.
It is not surprising therefore that, in the 2011 presidential election, there were 10.6 million “voters” from the North-West alone; twice the number of voters from either the South-West (4.6 million) or the South-East (5 million). This is preposterous, and is nothing but one big lie!
Back to Jega
It is on this fictitious super-structure of a larger population in the North relative to the South that Jega’s INEC based its outrageous allocation of 21,000 additional polling booths to the North, relative to 8,000 to the South.
In defense of this regional-chauvinism, Hakeem Baba-Ahmad added insult to injury by saying: “Jega admitted that many states in the south did not even deserve the number of units they got, but for the inclusion of the principle of fairness and equity. In other words, if INEC had been strict in sharing out the units in accordance with voting population and geography, the north would have received even more.” What poppycock!
In what appears to be the triumph of commonsense and logic, the Senate has advised Jega to suspend the allocation of new polling units until after the 2015 general elections. That should be the end of the matter. People who don’t understand how the Nigerian political system works feel Jega can ignore this advice. He cannot! The legislative branch of the government has oversight powers over the executive branch. Such a directive from the legislature to an arm of the government is not subject to debate. It must be obeyed otherwise Jega will be sanctioned.
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Agriculture / Re: Plz Hw Can I Get A Rabbit.. by Mr555: 7:46pm On Sep 29, 2014
nnadychuks: i don't know if you have money to travel to abuja... Go and meet GEJ, tell him you want a rabbit. He will open his boxers and he will show you his forest and a very large rabbit.. He is the president, so big man big rabbit.. Hurry up before he shaves it off!
Haba oga abi wetin be your name self.You are too much on him if you don't know what to give as an answer to his question keep silence. Because this is a forum of knowledge sharing ok.
Agriculture / Re: SMEDAN Business Plan Template For Free. by Mr555: 8:39am On Sep 21, 2014
me too send the plan to nslawan@yahoo.co.uk abeg great nairalander
Agriculture / Re: Cattle Fattening/goat Farming/dairy farm For Small Holder Farmer, pix by Mr555: 4:49am On Aug 28, 2014
Hello mr felix I beg don't let this thread die like that because your contribution is touching a lot of life especially those of us who forgone about government work . Please we wnt you back .
NYSC / Re: Nysc 2014 Batch B (edo State) by Mr555: 10:54pm On Jul 31, 2014
Thanks bukson 2 I am also posted to edo but want to be redeployed back home kano because I hailed from there. Can you assist?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Securities And Exchange Commission's Young Professionals Programme (ypp) by Mr555: 2:04pm On May 12, 2011
Also got the same text massage but my own is in Abuja. Pls anyone in the house with helpful resources. I will be greatful for your response.
Nairaland / General / Pcl Sec-ypp by Mr555: 1:53pm On May 12, 2011
Just received a text as well as email that i should come to Abuja for 2nd batch securities and exchange commission aptitude test on 21st may 2011. Anyone in the house that attended the first batch test and what are the expected questions and other stuffs that can be of help please.
NYSC / Re: NYSC Or Graduate School by Mr555: 4:55pm On Mar 30, 2011
Bros let me tell you the truth about nigerian labour mkt, go and do ur masters first so that you can become more relevant in your specialisation and you can compete with 500,000 umempolyed graduates of psychologist like u. But with ur masters in human resources you may have higher value and relevance than with your ordinary degree. Shine your eye and decide well.
Politics / Re: Bakare: What I Won’t Take As Buhari’s VP by Mr555: 12:58pm On Feb 07, 2011
Please let us put aside tribalism, sectionalism and what ever. We should look at how we can join hand and move this country forward because this [b]SO CALLED PEE DEE PEE ABOUT 12 YEARS NOW ORNARY ELECTRICITY THAT IS AVAILABE AND UNINTERRUPTED AND STABLE 24/7 IN THE MOST POOREST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD CAN NOT BE STABLE FOR GOOD 5 HOURS IN NIGERIA.

[b]IN FACT I CAN EVEN SAY IS A SHAME TO CALL YOURSELF NIGERIAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!
[/b]

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