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**turns to nairaland audience nd says: "I like dis gal!" ** Ok baby naty lets talk money 1st! wen we break up, na u get d pikin nd na me get the lands and houses agreed?

Natasha,,:
lol why won't she ask you to fill some void? your stuff has probably turned her v@gina into a well anyways mine is strong like rock and can stand tough times

^^ more like tough tins eh?, come o!, u sure say u neva get experience?, u don dey resemble d ex small small sef, na d same words she use, "stand tough" nd all, d nxt morning no no come fit stand sef

Natasha,,:
[/b][/color]lmao you're cracking me up, trust me I can handle it or so I think

dtz wat ma first ex told me, she nw says she's trying to fill some "void" in her life , I undastand ur enthusiasm,

freecocoa:
mind your natacha joor,I'm going with my krendy,don't get her preggers this night o. Nighty.

^^ I talk am! dnt worry, shey no be marriage we dey? i go try sha , Nite dear, dnt come askin 4 some of dis unfree equipment l8a o!!

Natasha,,:
lolz Chief A.A you haven't declared yours have you? anways its not like I have anything to protect lol, we look alike right?

he he he, do u want the world 2 end?? no woman hs seen the fuul extent of the Mr9ndhalf and remained d same , [some have been known to have seizures while on it (na dem know o! )] see dis gal o!! i admire ur curiosity sha, but in the interest of national securiti and other tins [uncontrolled heat, hehe] we shall take our lessons one inch,   at a time






"Blessed are those wey neva see yet believe"
                                                                   - 1 book like dat

I'm sure I'm nt far behind mz Dark, i have a thing for the dark side u knw, , dnt let that xtra keep u, [his is nt confirmed anyway, mine is]

@Krends: Go dey find ur free sumtin na!! u don see gud tin nw u no fit commot for am!! she go soon whine come meet us o!

Sijo01:
No, no, nooooooooo
my Man must not see diz thread.



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More like ur man shldnt kno abt my equipment hehe, he might jst hang himself!

*with ibo man drawl* My name is Chief Amudike Amukampka!! A.A for short! , specialist in all tins drilling and oyel! hehe!

Natasha,,:
that's me on my profile now, so don't we look alike?

^^ Yes, yes!! this is a seemingly profitable investment, bt wat of ur assets?? shey u no go declare am?

@ Krendo: as in!!,  The natasha u know is berra than the freecocoa u dnt knw  

Natasha,,:
hmm okay but when are you coming to see my parents? don't you think that should come before the prenuptial agreement?

^^, dnt worry jst tell them that its a certain big man, I'm sure they'll agree  

Natasha,,:
awww don't get it twisted that's not me its my girlfriend though we look alike, no joke 

^^ come woman, no carry me play o!! what do u mean look alike? shey na una legs look alike?

krendo:
your girlfriend?

Now that sounds scary!

there is fire on the mountain

do u do 3some? Mr9andhalf?

^^ my 9nd half wasnt meant for playing with u kno, ass long as there's oil we shall drill!! , she did say she could wait till nxt yr didnt she?

btw ur profile pic dikwa sumptuous!!

Natasha,,:
  ->zero inexperience <- I hope we can start from somewhere

^^ I'm sure we can work with that!! come to my humble hut and let us discuss prenup

Natasha,,:
no I'm inexperienced but hey I'm very much willing to learn  

^^
Now THATs the spirit!!,  hw much inexperience are we talkin about here? [wanna knw d best grooming therapy 2 use],

Yeei!!! i don miss o!!!
@Krends: its gud to kno dat pple still repect their elders arnd here,
@Mz Cocoa: i may nt have d ansa 2 all ur questions [me no dey UK] but u need nt worry about 1 cAtEgoRy  
@Mz Natasha: do u have any experience with, say,  big sizes? , u jst might qualify for me, I believe in grooming talent

^^ lol the applicant hs becum the interviewer!!!

a man who is firm, gentle yet firm, He knws wat he wants nd will get it in a [seemingly?] gentle manner, extremely confident yet shows it subtly, he earns the respect of others nt jst men but the ladies as well, Extremely approachable yet in a class of his own,

Strongfaze:
A gentleman is one whose public image is acceptable to the majority and by virtue of his reputation is upright.

wrong, "gentlemanliness" is nt necessarily concerned with a clean reputation but rather mannerisms esp. in social settings, Thus the acceptable public image, He musnt necessarily be a gud person, [feel free 2 correct me ]

Dyt:
^ since wat yr v u bn dis way?

which way?

Anoda jobless attention seeker!