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@ topic: all na signs say u don old. . . :/ :/ :/

@OP ur own dikwa serios o!!

wow. . . It sure is steamy in here!!

obowunmi:
Of course a woman can. No man wants to become second husband. Women cheat on their husbands all the time. To me, its the same thing xcept no marriage.

Yup! men nd their egos. . .

^^ SECONDED!!

^^ Precipitate??

@OP been there, felt that . What u want 2 do is to get as far away from her as possible so as to try to forget her as quickly as possible u kno, maybe get a new place or sth, Gud luck

Ah ah, Lola hw far updates na?,

mtscheeeeew, anoda useless thread, <smh>

This thread wan make i die of laughter O!!!!

Vikin:
9JA GUYS TOO LIKE TO PHOCK

9JA GIRLS TOO LIKE MONEY

Thats the society, you cant change that.

[size=8pt] so make una spare the chick, u know how many times the guy dey collect, for this kin harsh time and weather, AC fit no dey, [size=8pt]the girl go dey sweat like xmas fowl, who wan give her money to make another hair wey the guy don scatter (Her father abi?)
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Guys make una try dey release small money for chicks abeg

Na beg i dey beg

born2fuck:
You scam someone of 10,000 naira and you are proud to call your Maga stingy Maga
, you don't forget say armrobber no dey lose, even if he  give you 1 naira, you should respect him

you lazy old maggot.even if your Kitty is precious as gold, it will one day fade away [true tok sha]

Okija_juju:
Maka chukwu you are nothing but an Upper Iweka LovePeddler. [/b]I guess you attended that primary school in Ekiti that is located next door to a brothel.

Well if you want money, come to my shop in Onitsha and perform and [size=8pt]depending on how good you are,[/size] [ ] [b][size=8pt][size=8pt][size=8pt][size=8pt]you might be spending more than minimum wage this christmas.[/size][/size][/size][/size] [ ]
10,000 Naira ashi!  

^^^^^ EPiC!!!!

na wah 4 dis thread,

Nice read, like the dramatic flow and the fact that its from a male perspective, keep it goin'!

Ikemefuna is a house boy who drinks his Boss' wine with impunity then adds water 2 cover his tracks. His Boss became suspicious & decided 2 buy pasties (a French wine that changes color if u add water; just like dettol). Unaware of this, Ikemefuna, drank from d wine as usual & topped it up with water.
Immediately he added water, d pasties became milky & he knew he was in trouble. When d Boss came back & saw the changed pasties, he knew he had nailed ikemefuna.
Ikemefuna knowing he was in trouble decided 2 stay put in d kitchen when his boss came home.
The Boss having told his wife what he observed now swung into action.
"Ikemefuna!", he called from the sitting room.
He answered: "Yes, Boss".
"Who drank my pasties?".
Ikemefuna: No answer.
The Boss asked again: still no answer. Then d Boss went to the kitchen 2meet him there:
"Are u insane or what? Why when I call, u say "yes boss" but when I ask you a question u don't answer me? "
Ikemefuna retorted, "hmmm oga when u are in d kitchen u don't understand anything at all, except ur name"
"Is that so?" asked the boss, "Okay, go to the bar stand beside Madam, while I go into d kitchen; & then, you ask me a question" Ikemefuna accepted. When his boss was in d kitchen he shouts: "Boss".
"Yes, ikem" Boss answers. Ikemefuna then asks, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when Madam is not at home?"
No answer.
D boy shouted again: "Boss, I say who dey sneak into d maid's room when madam no dey house?"
No answer.
The Boss runs back from the kitchen shouting "Wonders shall never cease! Ikemefuna, It is true o, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's name." D wife now very angry, interrupted, "that's not true. It's a lie! Without argument." Ikemefuna asked if she'll enter d magic kitchen 2 be tested. She agreed. Ikemefuna asks madam, "Who's junior's biological father? Me or d Boss? "Madam rushed out of the kitchen. "This kitchen needs 2 b fumigated o! I can't understand anytn at all!

you give me premature ventricular contractions,