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Education / Re: Strictly For Uniport Applicants by MrBarzini: 6:40pm On Oct 10, 2011
do u fill uniport first or second choice?

First choice.

What was your Jamb score and Post UME score?
Education / Re: Strictly For Uniport Applicants by MrBarzini: 2:35pm On Oct 10, 2011
So I got 262 in Jamb and 256 in Post-UTME, yet my name wasn't in the merit list for Computer Science?

UniPort should keep on taking from people who deserve something.
Education / Re: Strictly For Uniport Applicants by MrBarzini: 3:34pm On Sep 08, 2011
I'm back from PUME.

I got 256 in Post UME. Praise God.

The time is 35 Minutes for 50 questions.
I did Computer Science, so they brought out Maths, English, Physics, Chemistry and Biology. Mixed up the questions.

First off, remember to go with your PhotoCard. Once you're in the hall, you're faced with your own Computer, with provision to input your username and password.

- Do not be in a hurry. Wait till the supervisors tell you what to do.
- Do the cheap questions first! When your done, with the cheap questions DO NOT click FINISH ATTEMPT!
Go back to the numbers that are not highlighted (by your left), those are the ones you have not answered.
Finally when you're done click FINISH ATTEMPT, to view your scores/grade.
Your score is over 50. Your grade is over 400. One question is 8 marks. So answer everything, even if you don't know it!

Most of all. Read and Pray.

Goodbye. So answer everything, even if you don't know it!

Most of all. Read and Pray.

Goodbye.
Education / Re: Strictly For Uniport Applicants by MrBarzini: 6:40pm On Sep 07, 2011
I heard a lot of people are failing it? They said once you finish, the computer would show your score.
Please can you give us more info. Mine is tomorrow.
Education / Re: Jamb Releases 2011 Utme Results, Says 842,851 Candidates Score Below 200 Marks. by MrBarzini: 2:04pm On Jun 25, 2011
^^ Paedophile.
Education / Re: Jamb 2011 Discussion Thread. by MrBarzini: 12:00pm On Jun 25, 2011
El-Phenomenal:

a frnd of mine saw only use of english 47,aggregate 47, wat might b d problem
Shit. This is what happened to me last year. The person didn't shade her subject code. wow
Education / Re: Jamb Releases 2011 Utme Results, Says 842,851 Candidates Score Below 200 Marks. by MrBarzini: 11:34am On Jun 25, 2011
Engr.ben:

Jamb Releases 2011 Utme Results, Says 842,851 Candidates Score Below 200 Marks.
Shut Up. Scammer
Education / Re: Jamb Releases 2011 Utme Results, Says 842,851 Candidates Score Below 200 Marks. by MrBarzini: 10:38am On Jun 25, 2011
@Natash.
Yours says "no result[b] yet[/b]", be patient some people are getting

--

1 - Your result is withheld for further screening.
2 - Your result is withheld for further screening due to traces of malpractice.
3 - Your result is withheld because you used prepared answers.  

No. 3 Na im bad pass.
Education / Re: Jamb Releases 2011 Utme Results, Says 842,851 Candidates Score Below 200 Marks. by MrBarzini: 9:47am On Jun 25, 2011
Natasha,,:

Mr Barzini can you check for me I'm getting scared oh
grin
Relax. Send your reg no to mrbarz@live.com
Education / Re: Jamb Releases 2011 Utme Results, Says 842,851 Candidates Score Below 200 Marks. by MrBarzini: 8:17am On Jun 25, 2011
Serendipity:

There is absolutely nothing the LORD cannot do! I have checked mine and to the glory of God, I made 250+. Thank you oh! LORD.
grin
Education / Re: If U Know Committed Exam. Malpractice In This Last Jamb, Read This! by MrBarzini: 8:15am On Jun 25, 2011
bright007:

Bloody jambites!!!
bright007:

Bloody jambites!!!
anishe:

What are JAMB students doing on Nairaland?
Moderator, i think you need to do something and do it FAST!!!

---------------------

Immature adults.
Education / Re: Jamb Releases 2011 Utme Results, Says 842,851 Candidates Score Below 200 Marks. by MrBarzini: 7:44am On Jun 25, 2011
Is enough to get you into a University.
Education / Re: Jamb Releases 2011 Utme Results, Says 842,851 Candidates Score Below 200 Marks. by MrBarzini: 7:39am On Jun 25, 2011
mrbarz@live.com
Education / Re: Jamb Releases 2011 Utme Results, Says 842,851 Candidates Score Below 200 Marks. by MrBarzini: 7:16am On Jun 25, 2011
Mr sachs:

my brother got 242 and he put in for University of Lagos, but when we checked his result, behold jamb gave him another school.

i think this is an error from Jamb, thank GOD he printed the submitted form.

please, someone advice on how to follow up and correct this error message.

thank you.
Go to http://www.jamb.org.ng/
You'd see Change of course / institution. Click on it and follow the steps. Hurry up Its closing soon.

ENY OLA:

God, i did it maself nd yet dey say witheld 4 further screenin.i dont knw wot 2 do
Pray. Maybe you are too intelligent. Just Pray
Education / Re: Jamb Releases 2011 Utme Results, Says 842,851 Candidates Score Below 200 Marks. by MrBarzini: 6:51am On Jun 25, 2011
iragbijile:


Na you bikooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo grin


Enjoy it, you deserve it!
Thank you. And I didn't cheat! Praise God ooh
Education / Re: If U Know Committed Exam. Malpractice In This Last Jamb, Read This! by MrBarzini: 6:51am On Jun 25, 2011
Yes. Post your reg no. Let me check for you.
Education / Re: If U Know Committed Exam. Malpractice In This Last Jamb, Read This! by MrBarzini: 6:36am On Jun 25, 2011
I got 262. Please do not curse anybody. And also learn to shut up your mouth when it comes to fake news.
Education / Re: JAMB/UTME 2011 Results: How To Check by MrBarzini: 6:34am On Jun 25, 2011
www.nairaland.com/attachments/470459_d_JPG91052516857bd4638fc6e1f96a93320a
Out oh. Drop your reg no. Let me check for you
Education / Re: Jamb Releases 2011 Utme Results, Says 842,851 Candidates Score Below 200 Marks. by MrBarzini: 6:32am On Jun 25, 2011
sddfs

Education / Re: Jamb Releases 2011 Utme Results, Says 842,851 Candidates Score Below 200 Marks. by MrBarzini: 6:29am On Jun 25, 2011
its out!
Education / Re: Jamb Releases 2011 Utme Results, Says 842,851 Candidates Score Below 200 Marks. by MrBarzini: 6:16am On Jun 25, 2011
^^ What?
Education / Re: JAMB/UTME 2011 Results: How To Check by MrBarzini: 6:11am On Jun 25, 2011
It has stopped showing you have no result yet.

But If I out in my reg no it loads and shows something like

http://www.jamb.org.ng/Unifiedtme/ResultSlip.aspx?ParamId=*******

But its not opening any page. Nigerians na wa oh. Meh
Education / Re: Jamb 2011 Discussion Thread. by MrBarzini: 6:11am On Jun 25, 2011
It has stopped showing you have no result yet.

But If I out in my reg no it loads and shows something like

http://www.jamb.org.ng/Unifiedtme/ResultSlip.aspx?ParamId=*******

But its not opening any page. Nigerians na wa oh. Meh
Education / Re: Jamb Releases 2011 Utme Results, Says 842,851 Candidates Score Below 200 Marks. by MrBarzini: 6:09am On Jun 25, 2011
It has stopped showing you have no result yet.

But If I out in my reg no it loads and shows something like

http://www.jamb.org.ng/Unifiedtme/ResultSlip.aspx?ParamId=*******

But its not opening any page. Nigerians na wa oh.
Education / Re: Jamb Releases 2011 Utme Results, Says 842,851 Candidates Score Below 200 Marks. by MrBarzini: 10:08pm On Jun 24, 2011
^Thanks, ferdiii.

"Sorry, No Result Yet"
Education / Re: Jamb Releases 2011 Utme Results, Says 842,851 Candidates Score Below 200 Marks. by MrBarzini: 9:57pm On Jun 24, 2011
"268 is too low"

^ Stop smoking,
Education / Re: Jamb Releases 2011 Utme Results, Says 842,851 Candidates Score Below 200 Marks. by MrBarzini: 9:49pm On Jun 24, 2011
ferdiii:

That is too low.But didn't I hear UNN won't admit students for Medicine this year? Which site did she use? Nothing displays here.
268 is too low? You are smoking too much.

Natasha,,:

no i went to the site, they haven't posted it yet, I can't even enter my pin
This colour is ugly and unattractive, anyway stop using google chrome. Google chrome has a problem with its javascript rendering.
Use Mozilla Firefox or Internet explorer to check your result.
Education / Jamb Releases 2011 Utme Results, Says 842,851 Candidates Score Below 200 Marks. by MrBarzini: 8:01pm On Jun 24, 2011
JAMB releases 2011 UTME results, says 842,851 candidates score below 200 marks
on JUNE 24, 2011 · in NEWS

By Chris Ochayi

ABUJA – The Joint Admission and Matriculation Board, JAMB, has disclosed that a total of 2, 892 candidates scored 300 marks and above in its 2011 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination, UTME, conducted nationwide last week Saturday.

Besides, a total of 1,493,604 candidates who sat for the UTME examination are seeking for admission into the 500, 000 available spaces in the nation’s tertiary institutions.

Given the breakdown of candidates’ performance, today in Abuja, the Registrar of JAMB, Professor ‘Dibu Ojerinde said, “while 842, 851 candidates scored below 200 marks, 495,426 candidates scored between 200-249 and 67,732 scored between 250-269 as well as 31, 444 others, who scored between 270-299 marks.”

Out of this, the JAMB according him, is currently investigating the results of 7, 504 candidates, from some centres which he said are suspicious, and so the results must undergo further screening because of the unusual performances recorded by candidates from those centre.

He stated further that a total of 15, 160, representing 1.014 % of candidates, who participated in the examination were involved in exam malpractices.

On the issue of invalid and incomplete results that characterized the conducted of the exercise last year, Prof. Ojerinde announced a remarkable reduction from 82,000 cases in 2010 to 28, 069 in this 2011 exercise.

According to him, “this figure, 28,069, although is a remarkable reduction in the previous one. It still remains high. In the years ahead, we will further bring down the figure drastically. Our target is to totally eliminate this phenomenon by drumming it to our examiners to do checks on candidates during the examinations.”

Further analysis of the application by gender showed that 55.78% applicants are males while 44.22% candidates are females. These figures showed that 660,522 candidates are females while 833,082 are males.

While a total of 200 visually impaired candidates sat for the exams, 197 prisoners from mainly Kaduna State and Ikoyi Prison in Lagos State sat for the 2011 UTME exams. Imo State has highest number of applicants in the exams as the Federal Capital Territory, FCT, got the least applicant.

Prof Ojerinde asked candidates who sat for the examination to check their results on-line using JAMB scratch cards.

Ojerinde who said the results were posted on-line by 12.00 pm (today)Friday, said, the results are on the internet, as I am speaking with you. He advised that, “candidates do not need to buy any scratch card, but can utilize the scratch card earlier used during registration for the exam.

Note: You can access JAMB’s webiste on the link below.

http://www.jamb.org.ng/Unifiedtme/

Source http://www.vanguardngr.com/2011/06/breaking-news-jamb-releases-2011-utme-resultssays-824851-candidates-scored-below-200-marks/

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