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@depraved owner
Duller than Jack's own, dear

whobemumu:
best so far is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXIvA80yyYM&feature=feedwll&list=WL

my beautiful angels

pls someone can put it as flash , dont know how

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Lol didn't know that it is this easy lol

bin gbagbo:
They "breaks" up? get brighter grammar now!

No be im fault lol

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-736777.96.html

evidence^^

jokingmary:
U mean Federation of Bullies Incorporation  

No be me talk am sha

But ansa my que anyway

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=664423.msg8875332#msg8875332 date=1312742134]eh. . .but you go extend brotherly love try help am now??

after all the talentless joker dey spam nland with im sad excuses call jokes[/quote]Mehn here is getting too hot for me lol. so let the fight continue pls

That smile that got me reeling in the good old days lol. **reminiscing**

Yeah ** back to present**

[quote author=Mr.Bones link=topic=664423.msg8875038#msg8875038 date=1312739585]Pls forgive my daftness   But who is she it?  [/quote]El guopa i think you overlooked this

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=664423.msg8875227#msg8875227 date=1312741190]^^ the rantings of a mad man - why not take a leaf [/b]and learn??

**mimicks him: You don't think straight anymore [b]longer** ?? - 'n what kinda English is this?? Olodo!  [/quote]What!!!! from me?? sorry i am no tree. try again

jokingmary:
Hallo feofle

Looks like the gossips are going on well

And hallo to u vicks

Hi. Don't think we have met b4 sha.  

So who told you my name!!!  

Out with it this instant before i call the FBI

wHERE??!! In your dream maybe

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]^^ OLd Long Century Joke!!

You should be telling that to the Stone aged men broda!![/color]

what about this


A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.” 

AND THIS

A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist made some quick calculations, he said “it's no good trying to outrun it, its catching up”.

The philosopher kept a little ahead and replied “I am not trying to outrun the lion, I am trying to outrun you !”

El Guapo:
You know Bro, Marrying this Lady was never a good choice for you earlier!!

[size=28pt]You dont even think straight any more longer![/size]

Best shot?? Try another one pls

My efe this i am sure you will love. Given that i so sad to make jokes sop volla!!!


                                                                                 SMART ALEC

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip.  After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.

“And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson ponders for a minute.  “Well,
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Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
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Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
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Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
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Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
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Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.

But what does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes is silent for a moment.  

“Watson, you !” he says.  “Someone has stolen our tent!”

Naw!! it is all his fault-"logical analysis".

So i had my thinking cap on lol

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=664423.msg8875053#msg8875053 date=1312739723]^^ Lol!

wetin dey sick you naw?? 

seeing as you've got the claps - na your rottening toto dey smell

**Once a jackass  always a jackass  - 'n you wonder why you're grossly unpopular these days?**[/quote]bad, ill fated, old, recycled, out of planet earth, sick, quack, whack ,stale  . . . . . . . .jokes!!

lol @ claps **whispers under his breath:: i hope he knows the meaning**

Resume As freshers?!!! never heard that ** no offense meant**

Anyways, Boy2!!!!!!

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]And he even took on my wife's Compliment, someone just got served!![/color]

Pls forgive my daftness   But who is she it?  

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=664423.msg8875009#msg8875009 date=1312739274]You spent and and are still spending over 3 hours of your time on nland?

na so you idle reach?

Oya seeing as you dey in a sorrowful mood - why not liven the place up with proper jokes??  [/quote]lol Man got to unwind now.

bull's eye!!! i am so saddddddddddddddd. Can you be my saviour. Or do sick doctors treat patients?

mhen i have been here about **looks at time piece** 3hrs yet no real funny stuff in this whole department.

i am sorry for una sha

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=664423.msg8874949#msg8874949 date=1312738689]'n how long does it take to warm up?? 

abi you don dey slack??!! 

shior?? wetin you do the bench? Na public property you dey destroy so? [/quote]Public wetin?? MY property pls.

just wait a a sec

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Yepa!! 5 years Savings Been Flexed!![/color]

it is those that have muscles that flex it dearie

yinkalink:
Nice car

Thank you

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=664423.msg8874885#msg8874885 date=1312738187]hmm - and the escapee returneth! Now can we have a nice 'ol joke from you pls? [/quote]Wait i am warming up please

**Driving by** 

@ poster you are partially right.

partially in the sense that for year of 90's and down the ladder it applies

But for Y2ks(year 2000) it does apply.

for example if i was born 2001. calculate pls

geolabious:
Thanks

**grabs a hand lens**

Oh!!! no p

^^your mates don kpeme, abi?

i c you wan to set this place on fire abi

No be for Naija jor (won't work )

NIce joke

^^ it is not compulsory to comment sir

what?? where?? how?? when??

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