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no be 1st of April 1999 be this? Must be!

jackpot:
na the mtzain. Mikuz, you understanded?

Bones dear, d party is on. Expect da bootys to be flooding here soon

Hehehehehehehehe can't wait

mikuz:
wait o jackpot.
Which of em line you dey try call?
Na the zain or mtn?

I guess he dialed his Nitel line

At long last this thread is almost finished!!!!

Na when the thanksgiving go hold self

I didnt mention names pls

THinking aloud** I guess this year's election is already rigged**

jackpot:
what's all these jealousi all about?

Why you go dey get high blood pressure each time someone nominates me?

Don't push me. Accusing someone wrongly has its consequences.

I don't like the unnecessary pressure you're creating with your comments.

You're taking this personal and I don't like it.

Lemme make this clear to you: I'm not saddler, egbeocha or bright.

stop these accusations pls. You won't like it if I start accusing you wrongly.

No mind him, Nigerian politics don corrupt his brain. Whenever someone wins that means the elections was rigged MSTCHEW!!!

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=664423.msg9725494#msg9725494 date=1323384296]^^ you 'n who dey rock??

Abeg, nor parish my image jor![/quote] i said Efe to precise My Efe not Efemana! Moreover she hardly comes online nowadays.

tonyfred:
mr bornes plzzz i don born pikin, sowi i mean child, no no no kid. watever,


just call me a man dawg.

lol. Premature child

The poster is a boy who is so funny

If the lose of the contest go make your village people no crown you this christmas. I fit comprise by editing.

lol. Don't brand me a 'hater' . Just being patriotic!

It is christmas again! **poses like oliver twist**

They jazz this thread self? the tin no wan reach 100 pages.

I remember when efe and i dey rock here. 1 offtopic na highest one week and people were complaining. Where are they now?!

It is pity to watch Studio sweat and fight over a crown he clearly doesn't deserve.

If i'm not mistaken the rule(s) says "not banned" **offers studio a handkerchief**

However i will like to nominate none other than . . . . . . . .NOBODY!!!

Jokes' section was so dry that i tot it was harmattan .

But so as to keeping the award ceremony in existence, i will nominate jackpot. Cos he was obviously the best among the best

Who was kettle and who were pot

^^dats d correctest english i've seen in my lifetime.

Agybabe:
Shoe ke? M̶̲̅ε̲̣ myself is a court of lawyers and judgments

abeg spoken correct english next time. Your english is killed me

Goodlucks i hope the owner don't sued u for copywritten

Agybabe:
Hey pals! I came across this so funny a letter today but I don't get the drift. Then I remember M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ people here on Nairaland can help M̶̲̅ε̲̣ out. The letter goes thus:

24/11/2011
Please sir, DADDY NIYI / MR M. OLASEHA O
Right this letter to you sir hom living at No 55 ESSO ondo Conzern my problem of toold Wheel balancing and I pray Sir God will bessing you gald you mercyfull to you Aburdantly and your family in Jesus name amen this Agreement Between me and my master Bamise and my son and I will be pay it back Every mounth sir. Please daddy help me to Buy Balancing marching for me they are selling tokubo 120,000 they are selling new 250,000
Daddy God will help you siR AmEN
THANKS you sir
M.O, Oloyelele 24/11/2011

Mind u I didn't make п̥̥̲̣̣̣̥ợ̣̣̝̇̇̇ addition, subtraction, exaggeration, etc.

Lol

Agybabe was they not your handwriting, i was sawing there?

Idowuogbo:
Eeeeeooo see font dem don buy new phone 4 u abi, wait o she na dat Osufia gateman buy am

Kai he go don nack akpako tiree

Kai i don spoil finish

@topic.
yes, if she let me. . . . . .

Jack even after being a landlord don't hook up lol cause u go worse pass tenant

Idowuogbo:
If u dream na me u go see so your dream wll b exciting

I forbid it in Jesus name!

^^dis yoruba+Igbo+Efik-Hausa girl wetin concern ghost and mami water dis late night? U wan make i have bad dreams?

I guess some people are seeing things

^^aren't u their gatewoman? So u shud know better

kunbee i tot u don lost?

^^Come my room come check am

You don dey feel pity after infecting her?

dani1luv:
Mr. Bones, those who would understand this joke are those who read their bibles, so duhhh, u gat a lotta reading to do, Mtcheeewww

Look at dis guy oh! You no sabi say i be bishop sef. Just said the joke is 95yrs and written in a bad form

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Dani u need not reply the Pagan [/color]

Wey ur father remain for me, abi?

even^^