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How the hell is she goin to make my c0rk disappear when am in NY city and she is Nigeria??

She said all sorts of juju stuff.

I hate to admit that I am slightly gettin worried

But how am I suppose to get punny if I dont lie to her? she said she does not believe in sexxxx b4 marraige. I was hungry.
So why the hell with hthis juju business? Why is she tripppin??

I lie to get Womanliness

yea right!!!!!!!

I do not believe in JUJU but people been tellin me otherwise. I honestly treausure my c0rk.

Do they worship idols in Nigeria?

Havent been to Nigeria for a while but has blackberry reached Nigeria? Am shocked!
They have mobile phone?

A bus driver?

A girl told me she would make my c0rk disappear when ever I come on holiday to Nigeria.
Simply because I stood her up for wedding.

I am not the marryin type, I just said it to get punny.

Please advise

Africans, do not be fooled

I lie to get Womanliness

hold up. they have blackberry in NIgeria

DOnt they still use 121?

errrmm How can he be a Doctor when he was a lawyer I give up!!!

vivaladiva,,,baby wassup. Can you cook & clean and do u have Ikebe?  Am looking for a  wife, quick.

Dyammmm, thats my freaking house, wha the hell??

Bro I am a full blooded Nigerian based in NY City ( the big apple). How the hell can Nigeria be the Lion of africa when u worship juju
if u can worship idols then I bet u might as well worship babie dolls. SNAP OUTTER OF YOUR JUJU CRAPS, gademmit!
You might as well worship me when I come on holiday next month

QUit your JUJU craps. I bet the first Nigerian in space would probably be a JUJU MAN from Nigeria.
Its 2010 gademmit!!!!

Piss of the Gods?? I will even $hit on their heads. Sounds like u an idol worshipper. U need Jesus!!!!

thanks. dont blame me. blame CNN

OK I DARE U TO PROVE JUJU EXIST, turn a goat into a car (504).
I DARE U!!!!!

U JUJU MUMBO JUMBO

Quote: touch your toes

if i have vaseline: yes!!

and wasnt he jailed for stealing a goat? (CNN news 1941)

and if juju does exist how come i havent yet come acrosss a juju man flying like superman
Juju is 10000% bull $hit!!!

People just love to lie, make up rumours & bull $hit. Sonner or later, they would say a gorrilla gace birth to a donkey, only in Nigeria do u hear mumbo jumbo. QUIT THE RUBBISH. Juju dont exist, gademmmit!!

old women have no engine oil

Ladies pls holla at me if u have big bottom, big boobsi plus heavy thigh, i am single

to catch Womanliness, innit

actually i had 3some last nite ( with 3 sisters).