₦airaland Forum

UniqueGem:
Okay I've noticed you, step aside please.

hahahaha choil lwkmd u won mi respect

Nneka123:
you get money o

that one no be problem for mr capable as u already check real swag*dp*

What the heck are you sina sina about? Who hell is Tosyne2much? The ten things nigga

Nneka123:
lwkm!

Nneka mi sweet origin e were fine shape and bodi,wia u de ping frm?

AlphaGentleman:
lol

But hello Mister ,dnt make my jokes make u think am Bush.U wuld be suprised who owns dis acct bhind d E-net.Av a Bu----riddled dream. nyt bro

lol hope u'd become my frnd 2moro and stop bein mor...

first of all i want you all to congrate me for getting under my eight months girlfriend pant yesterday but wetin de screw me up she lied being a virgin..
Back to the point
Op do you need to asked us when ur niggas already told you the calamity, maybe her boyfriend network isn't deriving her the full satisfication and she needed a new maintenance to service her to full satisfication.. Just contempt her again

AlphaGentleman:
Bros
Do u know y i had that long laff.no be by fine alone bros.You belike who dey check out trouser when person just dash you.Anyway,am handsome and bros i no dey wear this your kind trouser.Na people when dey fry garri dey dress like you na.bros,dnt insult fashion

hehehe chai mumu bushman de tell me i de murder fashion.. Bro i didn't tell you earlier that i was in my house! Why are you so flippant? You i sabi wey de beg for road

AlphaGentleman:
I dnt know if he is a bastard but he is ryt.Cover that ur belly na.abi u no get belt to hold ur trouser abi na garri rope u dey use

don't attempt mr capability, admit it i fine pass you or cast a stone by showing us your pic.. The pic was taken inside my house so no need to dress up

Truckpusher:
You look more of a bastard than me with that your protruding navel caused by malnutrition.


Dirty Thing.

Oya close that your ugly chest and eczema infested body of yours - This is a public forum.

Talkin like a child,a full grown child. Well don't get jealous dullard you no well i fine pass you and your father..

Truckpusher:
More than your parents will ever do in their entire miserable life.

Bastard why his parent in this matter?

mine was introducin her into anal sex

Long distance relationship was last seen in 18 century.

elantraceey:
lol , you don't need to be dear

how come u like sex witout tastin d aroma.. Just be sincere nobody would kil u frm social net. Stop pretendin

elantraceey:
Where did i say that ?



Deduce anything whatsoever from my posts at your own peril .

Am gettn confused?

prettyjo:
hmmmm...
you are being rather too fast. the call could be from one of her chykers but she may not tell you.

just observe her closely,Dont jump into any conclusions yet

lol sis are u learner? after all this chronic lies she spant out u waka come tell me to observed.. In relationship if ur gurl lie dnt expected naijaboiy to tell you to board a aeroplane..

Nah meh wahahi even aboki like me knw this ur portal essence of livin are present impossible tense to lowlife like me .. Only alhaji GMB N GJB can rep boutiques.

tobechi74:
Rose to the rank of general

Was disciplined leader

banned all magazines and newspapers

jailed all corrupt officials

won presidential ticket for three different parties

failed ellection three times

appointed pastor as running mate

succesfully overthrew shehu shagari

was nominated to negotiate for bokoharam

active politician at a tender age of 72




give me my money

Omg bro is that achievement or mockery

basisop:
...because, you couldn't understand her English. So, go back to school or read this book "Brighter Grammar"

A man who cannot face his mistakes cannot stand up to clowns(crowds)-mr capability.. I've accepted the bashing from nigerian pure englishmen, i thank you all for exposing my incapability lol..i will go back to school like you request but i stand to be corrected,looking beyond my statement/comment i keep wondering where i did go wrong? Before i bend to your request just show me the wrong dig hole with an example of english speech. Thank you

Abbey2sam:
Maybe she dumped you because of your grammatical blunders

english is my adapted language it is highly expectable that i can made mistakes.. Stop all ya fuse and correct me like a mature human being..

valdes00:
Dats harsh, u knw....

i am sorry brother i don't mean to be rude to that twit but he asked for it.. Constructive criticize is welcome on social site but this i couldn't just swallowed it.. Receiving criticism from a dullard is a downgrade to my erect dick

Phinity318:
Egbon if u know what's better for ur life u better find "X" in the following equation



Mu^2mu-a/1= x
Find x

equal to= bastard

[quote author=emeke042 post=30158579][/quote]Brother stop correcting me and take care of your self it's blunder not blonder

mediafada:
because u want me to enjoy her. tks cos if u no leav am i no go get chance

lol u no wel mi guy

basisop:
...because, you couldn't understand her English. So, go back to school or read this book "Brighter Grammar"

am sori i dnt knw there are lunatics lyke u on NL..Ignored

i promise to lick ur pus*sy and neva fu*k u

Op you forget one thing what about a man di*k didn't they needs them

oh am just lyke u am shy and lack knowledge hw to make friends but to get rid of the shynes i started fu*ckin every bitches at our backyard

Congrates babe, why did i dumped you chai had i know... Everyone that's mi EX

brito:
10 BRITO WHO TRIES TO READ BUT DON'T UNDERSTAND.

Am sori i think u need to upgrade ur english version i mean america concord

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aleniboro:
This woman you just mentioned is well known by everybody in this country. But you, an educated person as you claim, is only known as a faceless person just on Nairaland. If you manage to achieve or get to where this woman is, none of your family including your friends will want you to die forever!

in phyno voice mama told me to live with no ekooo, bia oga m o na which bitch is well known by insanity pple in d country? which bitch were u referin to mr capability? Am sorry i just didn't got you