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Pls why is nacho not in this team!

Match getting interesting... Just in few min 2 goals..

I said it... Vardy all the way.,.. Man u can only win if they can score 5 but it not possible

thatsincerechic:
Luckily for me, in the afternoon of the day Amaka left the house, while I was lying on the bed after I just had a cold shower for the fourth time that day, because I was feeling hot and hungry and remembered how I was told by a church member during fasting, (she always appeared strong while I always suspected she ate while nobody was watching but one day, she told me the secrete to her strength during 3days dry fast in church was because she bathed constantly, almost anytime we were not praying and,) that the best way to keep your mind from food is to have a cold bath.
So you see, I made use of the information and to an extent it helped because I was lying on the bed feeling relaxed and scheming on what I would do to get money and then a
"knock knock... Can I come in"
Someone shouted from outside opening the door at the same time.
"yeah... No p" I mumbled
And he was in, his name was Hammed, a neighbour, and then he started telling me how he was hungry, he wanted to ate rice and stew, although the rice was ready but the stew wasn't, his girlfriend who was supposed to come around and prepare the stew had called earlier to say she would no longer come around because she was busy and that he was finding it difficult to prepare the chicken for the stew.
At the mention of chicken, I sat up, adjusted my clothes and listened attentively and smiled.
"and i wanted to ask you... Please don't be annoyed. I don't know if I am inconveniencing you.. If you can prepare the stew..
"why not! (I interrupted him) haba... With all pleasure jare(I said smiling) you are not inconveniencing me at all ooo how na? "
And then Hammed said
" or maybe I should just prepare noodles and wait for my girlfriend to come because I feel... "
" what are you saying sir! (I shouted, my eyes roaming, my muscles twitching and legs getting ready to stand up) I said you are not inconveniencing me (and when I realised I was shouting, I lowered my voice and quickly said, smiling ) I will gladly prepare the stew for you jor (and then I was up) oya let's go.. " heading out the room first before brother Hammed would have a second thought......

lol!!! See watin hunge dey cause

xolomonstrides:
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That 500 pain me i no go lie.

When you tell ur church girlfriend to send u a of her picture in the bath room..

ajahexcel:
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pls can a foreign student apply?

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the division of Nigeria is at hand den... Even animal knows

Mutuwa:
then you will die in silence.
please learn to open up especially in contentious matters.

FACTS

1. Avoiding something doesn't mean you don’t want it. Sometimes, it means that you do want it, but you know it isn't right for you.

2. Don’t tell people your plans. Show them your results.

3. Never push a loyal person to the point where they no longer care.

4. When someone smells good, it automatically makes them more attractive.

5. Psychology says, attempting to convince yourself that you don't care about someone is a clear indicator that you really do.

6. Never give your secret to anyone because if you can't keep it to yourself don't expect others to.

7. The best revenge is to move on, get over it, and continue to succeed. Never give someone the satisfaction of watching you suffer.

8. Don’t depend too much on anyone in this world because even your own shadow leaves you when you are in darkness.

9. If you raised your voice - You've already lost the argument.

10. Ironically, we tend to want what we can't have. Then once we get it, we don't want it anymore

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deo facts

mosjames:
That is not an excuse,
Bayern have more injured players than Arsen

how many pls r first team players.

Arsenal hv:
Hector Bellerin Groin
David Ospina Shoulder
Mikel Arteta Ankle
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain Hamstring
Aaron Ramsey Hamstring
Theo Walcott Calf
Danny Welbeck Knee
Jack Wilshere Ankle
Tomas Rosicky Knee
kos (6)

almost r first team

Rilwayne001:
Seriously

we need more good players, nt wen one is down nd that's all.

Arsenal to score 4,
injury always killing arsenal.

Arsenal to score 4

Pls what site can i stream the match live

Abeg why be say girls they support cheese den any other club... Well una bf force una kwo!

Chelsea nd Liverpool i dnt need any more goal, u can draw or one should just gv only one goal and that's all pls.. Under 3.5 i for put 4.5 (safest)

Pls oga segun, must the *GOSPEL* be attached to the topic, what is the relationship here, pls remove the word. Is she still a gospel artist. Gosh. She is no more for the gospel so dnt attach it to her whenever she does smth both good or bad.

I might just stay back for nw...,

Chelsea abeg even me wey no be fan dey shame... Abeg make una remain there till u learn to v fans with small mouth... Aka touts

Hello, pls i need doctors in the house, i need help for a friend of mine, who is not sick per say, but has this disturbing problem.
She just told me that she hvnt poo for a week now and i ask her if she had taken oranges or even enough vegetables, she then told me that this case is not diff, that there was a time she v stayed for 1month and she didn't poo and dnt even feel like going to poo, and she became worried den, so she contacted one of her friend who is a doctor in the US, the doc said she should take oranges, but after taken 10 oranges nothing happened, she called her friend a again, then she recommended a drug for her, which she went to buy, and what told buy the chemist man that if she is going out that she shouldn't tk these drug even for the next 2days, she shouldn't go out because the drug is for purging. My friend took it, but to her surprise, she only went to toilet that morning and that was all. Now she feels that this is a normal thing, which i think isn't...
Pls cnt dis be a malfunction or normal? 1week isn't joke not to talk of a mnth.

#FACT
ozil is the all time highest assist at the age of 27!
Clap for arsenal!

Ozil can acutely help Eden hazard regain his form!!! Heheheh but its not happening.

FriedPlantain:

NA 2 now in less den a min.. Guy just join the winning team!!!

FriedPlantain:

GOAL!!!:/:p

FriedPlantain:
If there is one thing I'm sure of today, it is that Arsenal would lose shamefully to Everton. This isn't just an inkling, it is one thing I'm so certain of.

hates mush hate even when dey dnt admit it.

Olayinka8793:
Good day nairalanders, my name is Yinka and am also a twin. I have an issue bothering me and wished to post it here openly in the hope that I will get useful advice/opinion.

This post may seem long and therefore turn off those who hate long epistles but pls endeavour to read it as your advice/opinion might be beneficial to me.

I have thought of creating an alternative moniker to post this or at least lied that the problem is been faced by one of my friend and so he needs your advice like some pretentious nairalanders do, but decided to be bold enough and be real since this is just an online forum.

Sorry for digressing, now to the koko of the matter,I am 22 years old, will be 23 next January, earning a decent salary working as a hair stylist in a large unisex saloon, I have hearing loss as in total deafness though I could speak fluently, was not born deaf but an accident caused it while I was in primary school, the story of how I became deaf is one for another day, but with sheer determination and faith and Gods Grace I managed to complete both primary and secondary schooling but gave up on going further as I have no believe I could survive higher school.

My deafness affected me in very many ways, physiologicaly and emotionally and almost daily, but I hardly allow myself brood over it for a long time, the worst I have done was to cry in secret on more than four occasion for having such a terrible disability.

Ok well, my deafness affected my relationship with the opposite sex so much such that I have never had a girl friend meaning am still a virgin, though I relieve myself of what nairalanders called Konji by doing controlled mas2bation when I feel like, I could have used Oloshos to relieve myself but I considered them as dirty people and can't imagine losing my virginity to a prostitute.

I have tried summoning confidence to toast gals but our conversation is usually very short and not impressive due to the fact I don't know how to prolong such conversations and most of the ideas I saw online hardly applied to such conversation involving a person like me wit hearing loss. I communicate like a normal person by lip reading(hope u know what that is), though not always an effective means of communication but I had no other choice as my parents and me hated the idea of me learning sign language and they vehemently resisted those who suggested it when the deafness problem started.The only problem I have with lip reading was that whenever I don't understand what the other person was saying, I would indicate and ask him to repeat but if it persist I ask him or her to write it with the finger and you will agree with me that such inconvenience might be a big turn of when trying to talk to a stranger like a beautiful gal I admired.

There is this girl I admired that works as a sales girl in my aunt's pharmacy shop, she frequently passed in front of our saloon and have started having feelings for her, fortunately she know I have hearing loss and also knew I am a nephew to her boss and sometimes greets me when passing by like "boda taye",lol and I had just waved and answer "bawo ni", ordinarily I should not have problem toasting her but the fear of my deafness disappointing me and the fact I don't know anything to say that could make the toasting successfull apart from, what is your name, I want to marry you, where do you live, can I have your number, can I take you out on a date next Sunday? Bla bla bla.lol

Also there is the problem I usually encounter with young gals, when I told them I want to marry you, they be like "omo kekere ni mi" meaning am a small girl and I be like how old are you, but can we just be friends bla bla bla, any suggestion to how to properly deal with such response will be appreciated in case the gal I planned to toast say such(she looks 19+). It is not like she is out of my class or too beautiful, no no no not at all, even my twin sister is more classier.

Thanks for reading this far, I know this might seem like an unusual problem but I believe you will have one or two ideas/opinions which I might find useful in other to overcome my deafness and win over this gal. I have no intention of using and dumping her, just date her with the hope of finding her compatible for marriage when the time comes and lastly to relieve myself of Konji the natural way after having gained her trust and affection.

Modified. E be like say I want more opinions, oya CC: lalasticlala abeg do the needful.

Let us forget abt the love for now, there i a device which can aid ur hearing Asia it like) an amplifier, my grandmother had iss with hearing and it was suggested for her, so work for money and go and buy the device. Den u can now talk abt gf.

Omo see dance..

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